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 | | As seen in the photo to your right, "Great" Britain is shaped to look like a tall yet plump bearded man, wearing a hat and sitting down in shorts too big for him and possibly throwing a large baby into the air. |
 | | Not to be confused with Mediocre Britain or Sweden. |
 | | Britain is a barren wasteland populated by all sorts of creatures from bears to beowulfs and most notably the following: 29% Celts, 16% Hippopotami, 12% Tony, 14% Colonialists, 10% Perils, 7% Mages 6% Fergie's Arse, 2% Elves, 1,5% Hobbits, 1% Bulldogs, 1% Gentlemen, 0,5% Immortal Highlanders |
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