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 | | Greek Fire is just the element cheddar, which is highly unstable at room temperature and will ignite spontaneously on contact with bacon bits, Jimbo Wales, or a fine Australian flange. |
 | | Allornoting, a general in the army of Pancho Villosa, decided it would be funny to replace the goat meat in enchiladas with cheddar and then throw the explosive enchiladas at his foe-du-jour, some inscrutable Orientals from across the Yellow Sea. |
 | | If you need some Greek fire you can extract it from one of those under water flares, the kind that ignite when you pull the cap off. |
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