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| | Frank Thompson--Alamo, Foreign Legion, Holiday Greetings, Film History, and more! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-09) |
 | | It’s been another watershed year on McCormick Street, marked by several outbursts of bloody violence, long stretches of tedium, and an incessant weeping that seems to be coming from the pipes that criss-cross our entire house, remnants of our admittedly excessive “monkey bar” period. |
 | | For those of our friends who remember how puzzled we were by finding large, buttery footprints all over the ceiling of our anteroom, month after month, you’ll be relieved to learn that the mystery has been solved.... |
 | | It’s that time once again, when the Thompsons take a break from longing for the sweet release of death in order to gather around a festive personal computer and offer you, our dear friends, warm holiday greetings and to fill you in on the monotonous and meaningless minutia of our everyday lives. |
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