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 | | Pepsi offers a toll-free help line and has adequate documentation, but finished at the bottom of the heap in the Grindstone (teeth-grinding after one six-pack slurped down in a two-hour period), ANSI (American Neurological Speed Institute) conformity, and compatibility with UNIX programmers. |
 | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAFFIENATED SOFT DRINKS: The State of the Art By: Ted Bahr Copied without permission from _Computer Language_, April 1989 Perhaps the most universally recognized tool for improving a professional programmer's productivity is C. Not the C language (after all, this *is* the April issue, not February), but the C additive, Caffiene. |
 | | Unfortunately, none of these percentages back up the slogan aimed most directly at the programming market: "twice the caffeine." While documentation is adequate, technical support was rather dismal. |
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