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| | ./Grue |
 | | A grue (Monsteromicius ravenousi) is a box-shaped gap-toothed mammal known for eating discarded detergent bottles and humans, though more recently they have been known to kill certain lone wolves, construction workers, a gerbil or two, the occasional monkey, people who send annoying chain e-mails, your pets, and...well, Grues like eating a lot of things. |
 | | The Grues living there were then deported to heaven (where they're all waiting to surprise God when he gets back form his vacation) by several international videogame companies, including but not limited to Sony, Microsoft, Macdonald's and Microsoft. |
 | | Drink a glass of milk; 2.6% of grue are lactose intolerant, safe in the knowlege that the Grue will get diarrhea when it finally gets round to eating you, which is very quickly. |
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