| | Security begins sumwhere else (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22) |
 | | In cooperation with Gruppenfuhrer Tom Ridge of the Amerikkan HomeLandSooperDooperSecurity Department, we are announcing the immediate institution of the following new guidelines for all activity in BeekslayerLand. |
 | | We urge all Beekslayers to continue about their daily Beekslaying activities as if everything were normal, while keeping in mind that the distinct possibility of instant, ghastly, horrific, total and complete annihilation lurks around every corner. |
 | | There are other precautions being taken, but they are TippyTopSooperDooperSecret and we cannot tell you what they are. |
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