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| | UPTOWN GIRLS - SPECIAL EDITION DVD |
 | | It's an unspeakable film, really, incompetent on so many levels that it actually has greater purpose as a cathartic device for the weary, calling down a rain of catcalls like stones to the proverbial scapegoat. |
 | | Molly Gunn is a slow-winking, hard-drinking, hyperactive bimbo (Murphy, typecast in the role) living off her dead rock-star father's estate (glimpsed in a photo, he looks a lot like Andy Gibb--or Jesus) when, uh-oh, the trust fund is plundered, leaving Gunn on her own to find a job. |
 | | Twin homunculi Dakota Fanning and Brittany Murphy caper about in Boaz Yakin's intriguingly awful Uptown Girls, a film that in its bungling way gives Glitter a run for its money in regards to earnest dreadfulness. |
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