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| | God - Uncyclopedia |
 | | God’s statement should be self-explanatory in its literal meaning, but, as so often happens in this sort of situation, English analysts got a hold of God’s quote and, once again, reminded us that when we make a statement we actually meant to say something entirely different, we just did not know it. |
 | | GOD is an acronym for Guaranteed Overnight Delivery, and a bit of a misnomer at that, because while the bible does record that he occasionally delivered people, it wasn't guaranteed, but rather contingent on their obeying a number of strict commandments. |
 | | God is big, has a handsome and powerful son, who watches over each and every human being on Tuesdays to ensure that he or she has a happy, successful life, and is married to a giant talking taco to whom he consults on everything. |
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