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| | McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, ... |
 | | Had first formal review last week and received laudatory remarks in salesmanship category, although a disappointing and, in my opinion, somewhat unfair "needs improvement" in intra-company communication. |
 | | Are they trying to test me? My immediate supervisor, Glen, averred in last week's commodity meeting that "actions speak louder than words." I wonder: Would he like to communicate with my neko-te handclaws? |
 | | From what I have ascertained thus far, average day for salesperson consists of arriving to work 15 minutes late, talking to clients about "golf" (still have not learned what this is—sales tactic?—must research), strategically availing oneself of copious break time, and generally being a sycophant. |
| www.mcsweeneys.net /2007/1/24feezell.html (3737 words) |
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