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| | The Simpsons Archive: "You Can't Argue with the Little Things" |
 | | Hank Scorpio: We don’t have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn’t rush; they’d be allowed to go at their own pace. |
 | | That is, it is Scorpio, who planned Cypress Creek, "for the workers of Globex Corporation." Whether he does this out of concern for his workers' well-being, or as a means to get an effective workforce to assist in the goal of world domination, or both, does not matter for the purposes of this essay. |
 | | At the same time, the president of Globex, Hank Scorpio, is plotting to takeover the world, threatening the United Nations (UN) with his "doomsday device.” As a battle ensues between Scorpio's and the UN's soldiers, Homer resigns from Globex in order to return to Springfield in accordance with the wishes of the other Simpsons. |
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