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 | | [For those of you in cold storage, this was one of the "ads" on SNL back when the show was actually funny.] HAPPY FUN BALL -only $14.95- * Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball. |
 | | * Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. |
 | | Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs: * Itching * Vertigo * Dizziness * Tingling in extremities * Loss of balance or coordination * Slurred speech * Temporary Blindness * Profuse sweating * Heart Palpitations If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. |
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