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	Life as a Help Desk Technician
		Life as a Help Desk Technician by AnneEasterling
		Life as a Help Desk Tech is bizarre, to say the least.
		In many companies one job title represents a job title that is almost always welcome with a sigh of relief or an urgent question, the Help Desk Technician.
	www.squidoo.com /help-desk-humor (665 words)

	HelpDeskNotes - Help Desk and Technical Support
		My customer base is international, so when people on my help desk go on vacation, we have fewer people to take care of requests, and the workload does not subside.
		Even if your help desk does not setup user accounts, or deal directly with audits, you still need to be aware of all the violations your team can make.
		Web Help Desk offers more features than any other software packages I have found, so it is worth a good look if you have not found everything you're searching for in a ticketing system.
	www.helpdesknotes.com (2281 words)

	Help desk humor
		A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
		The tech asked her if she was running it under "Windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door.
		The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine." - - - - - - - - - - TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time.
	www.panix.com /userdirs/clp/humor/computers/tech-support/Help-desk-humor.html (475 words)

	Help Desk Forum 2007 - Anwenderforum für Help-Desk-, IT-Support- und Service Desk-Führungskräfte
		Nach dem Mittag gab es dann in 4 „Sprechstunden Dr. Help Desk“, die intensiv genutzte Gelegenheit mit den Experten und Vortragenden eigene Fragen und Projekte zu den Themen des Vormittags zu besprechen und zu analysieren.
		Ab 2007 wird das Help Desk Forum unter dem Plenumsvorsitz des bekannten Help-Desk- und IT-Service-Experten Herrn Ulrich Mohr von der Henkel KGaA stattfinden.
		Ein wichtiger Trend, der sicherlich auch auf dem 11ten Help Desk Forum vom 26.-29.11.07 in Mainz weiter verfolgt und bearbeitet werden wird.
	www.help-desk-forum.de /helpdesk_rueckblick.html (596 words)

	Help Desk and ITIL Papers at Help Desk Software World
		This section of Help Desk Software World introduces a number of leading papers and articles related to problem management and support.
		These were produced by Peter de Jager, one of the worlds leading authorities on problem solving, creativity, change and issues relating to the future and technology.
		The sole objective of his presentations, despite the seriousness of his chosen topics, is to provide actionable items which immediately help with both the management of change and the ability to cope with change.
	www.help-desk-world.com /helpdeskpapers.htm (589 words)

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	www.help-desk-site.net (25 words)

	Ask Me Help Desk
		At Ask Me Help Desk you can ask questions in any topic and have them answered for free by our experts.
		Announcements, Feedback, Forum Help, Introductions, Member Discussions, Service and Trade, Tips
		Copyright ©2003 - 2007, Ask Me Help Desk.
	www.askmehelpdesk.com (460 words)

	Help Desk Humor - from the NuPathz collection
		Help Desk Humor - from the NuPathz collection
		Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago.
		Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
	www.nupathz.com /oddsnends/Help_Desk_Humor.htm (350 words)

	Humor Software Forums
		All private messages to me, Ryan, need to be directed to help desk tickets.
		Humor Software Annoucements will be posted within this forum.
		This forum is for modificatiosn that are ready to be implimented into Humor Software.
	www.humorsoftware.com /forums (200 words)

	B Humor Page Personal Recreation (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Help desk humor - Help desk humor is a genre of humor that arose toward the end of the 20th century in conjunction with the rise of the personal computer.
		This is a page-turner that recreates the authentic experience with humor, insight, and a close attention to the details of what it's like to be a teenager in 1980s America.
		Written by a boarding school survivor (Curtis Sittenfeld went to Groton), PREP is a page-turner that recreates the authentic experience with humor, insight, and a close attention to the details of what it's like to be a teenager in 1980s America.
	ob20.medibat2001.com /bhumorpagepersonalrecreation.html (1100 words)

	Help desk humor - InfoSearchPoint.com (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Help desk humor is a new genre that arose toward the end of the 20th century, with the rise of the personal computer.
		So many people had them, and they were so complicated, that users had to resort to calling a help desk for troubleshooting even the most trivial of problems.
		Apparently, the help desk staff did not appreciate the magnitude of the gap in sophistication involved, or maybe they were just impatient.
	www.infosearchpoint.com /display/Help_desk_humor (191 words)

	Reference.com/Encyclopedia/Help desk humor
		Help desk humor is a genre of humor that arose toward the end of the 20th century in conjunction with the rise of the personal computer.
		With more common usage of computers came an accompanying rise in calls to help desks for troubleshooting and technical support.
		Help desk humor derives from the tension between knowledgeable "power users" who staff the help desks and the "unbelievably ignorant" users who call in, or the "incredibly stupid" tech support and the more knowledgeable users.
	www.reference.com /browse/wiki/Help_desk_humor (187 words)

	10 most dangerous species of help desk callers
		As a last resort, they call the help desk and demand that their machines be replaced or mended immediately, as they have urgent work that can't wait.
		She had worked in a telephone exchange for years and was suddenly given a PC to help her.
		They usually give the help desk very little trouble except when their keyboard needs replacing, which is often.
	www.troy.k12.oh.us /technology/Humor/Help_Desk_Callers.html (1155 words)

	Computer Help Desk Jobs (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Help desk humor - Help desk humor is a genre of humor that arose toward the end of the 20th century in conjunction with the rise of the personal computer.
		One Per Desk - The One Per Desk, or OPD, was an innovative hybrid personal computer/telecommunications terminal based on the hardware of the Sinclair QL.
		Discusses the responsibilities computer help desk jobs and qualifications for a jobs in the computer industry, including games designer, hardware engineer, help desk professional, software developer, systems analyst, computer help desk jobs and web site developer.
	www.versatile-systems.com /computerhelpdeskjobs.html (592 words)

	More on Help Desk
		There are also in-house help desks geared toward providing the same kind of help for employees only.
		Typically the first-level help desk are prepared to answer the most-commonly-asked questions.
		Help desk is a broadly-applied term referring a staffed resource--often, an actual desk, or a telephone service--that can help persons answer questions or to use resources such as audio-visual or computer resources.
	www.eduhistory.com /help-desk.htm (437 words)

	Computer humor
		It is often used in computer science in a humorous way when speaking about situations where the programmer's actual code does something (usually very subtly) different from what he/she thought it would do when going through it in his/her head.
		Help desk humor is a genre of humor that arose toward the end of the 20th century in conjunction with the rise of the personal computer.
		The strip's humor tends to be centered around technology jokes and geek humor.
	www.shortopedia.com /C/O/Computer_humor (1005 words)

	Help Desk Humor - Desk Central (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Help Desk always gets higher priority than Kernel Panic, and the last few weeks have been nuts.
		Comment ¶ 3:23 PM I survied Blogathon 2003 the adventures and antics of an analyst in a help desk world Only 3 days show on the main page.
		Help desks are a source of heartache for most IT managers: it's the place everyone calls to complain.
	www.enroute4x4.com /help-desk-humor.html (334 words)

	FUNsulting, etc. : Humor, article, news, work (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Don't be afraid to use humor in the workplace.
		Humor can be used in presentations and staff meetings as an icebreaker, a motivator; or to help boost your point.
		Being funny and enjoying humor are two different things; you can laugh at humor and appreciate humor without being funny.
	www.funsulting.com /bolt_of_lighten.html (410 words)

	The Help Desk to the Rescue - CareerSchoolReview.com
		If you like to help people, and you enjoy working with technology, you may have a good career in one of the thousands of customer service jobs that are always available.
		Many companies have tried to institute automated help desk services, but they always find out there is no substitute for a little human help.
		The help desk technician needs to be a technical assistant, a diplomat and a therapist.
	www.careerschoolreview.com /2005/03/help-desk-to-the-rescue.html (322 words)

	Buzzing Bye » Live Help Desk Humor (Site not responding. Last check: )
		This is probably an issue that I am responsible for dealing with; however, I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what the problems you are experiencing are.
		I think it is important to let people know when their requests for help are grossly inadequate.
		Now I feel a bit sorry for her (a little bit), but she’ll get better help in the future if she decides to take this critique to heart.
	josiah.ritchietribe.net /blog/archive/2005/04/970 (669 words)

	IT Humor
		DNS Help Desk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
		DNS Help Desk: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
		A woman DNS User called the help desk with a problem with her printer.
	www.jzaveri.com /it_humor.htm (752 words)

	Help Desk Humor, Help Desk Humor in india, Help Desk Humor in america. (Site not responding. Last check: )
		Help Desk Humor, Help Desk Humor in india, Help Desk Humor in america.
		Like all critical services, Help Desk Humor demands high level of experience, skills and knowledge.
		We have developed a proven methologies to successfully execute Help Desk Humor project either directly or in association of our partner network.
	www.asklivesupport.com /helpdesk/help_desk_humor.htm (137 words)

	In a pickle with your PC? OIT help desk comes to the rescue
		With patience, persistence and often a dollop of humor, the dedicated students and staff members who inhabit this room at all hours of the day and night are taking calls from the frazzled and the frustrated, those having trouble networking computers using Windows 2000/XP and those who can't figure out how to send an e-mail.
		The employees of the technical support center at the Office of Information Technology's help desk are available to answer questions from anyone on campus, as well as alumni and parents of incoming students, 24 hours a day, except for weekends.
		Help desk manager Jen Whiting, left, works with senior Khalil Sullivan to answer a question.
	www.princeton.edu /pr/home/03/1020_helpdesk/hmcap.html (270 words)

	Help desk humor@Everything2.com
		I work on a Help Desk for the State of Texas, and now and then one of my Customers will send me some "Help Desk Humor".
		A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
		The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door.
	www.everything2.com /index.pl?node_id=1050880 (459 words)

	Welcome to www.philverghis.com
		The Help Desk list is a vibrant global email list, with an engaging cast of characters.
		The main emphasis of the list is help desk management, including planning, policies, procedures, personnel, help desk software, and other related topics.
		HUMOR: Restricted to Fridays and limited to only a few jokes total.
	www.philverghis.com /helpdesk_list.html (801 words)

	Steve Sloan, SJSU Tech on a mission
		Please contact the SJSU Help Desk in Clark Hall 102 to check on availability of this space and to reserve it for your use.
		Earlier today, an agitated instructor called our Help Desk to complain that her name is misspelled in three different locations, each spelling different from the next.
		Since this help desk is directly tied into PeopleSoft and since the spelling of our faculty names comes directly from payroll [who keys in whatever is on the faculty member's social security card], I assumed that the instructor wanted to change her name.
	sloantech.blogspot.com /search/label/helpdesk (701 words)

	Help Desk Humor --> Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me? (Site not responding. Last check: )
		In the stressful atmosphere of customer service, help desk folks need just a bit out of ordinary humor to cope with the workday.
		The podcasters help desk is open to anyone who needs help on any...
		half of their time to do help desk and the help desk person for half of their time...
	www.thebergenfamily.com /Help/HelpDeskHumor.html (1072 words)

	The Advantages of Using Help Desk Software - Associated Content
		The help desk has become one of the symbols of 21st century business and its main tool is a wide variety of help desk software.
		Web-based help desk software only requires the installation of the software on the office server and is simple to use because web browsers can be used to operate troubleshooting procedures.
		Local help desk software requires that every computer in the network have the software installed, with one variety lacking web capability and another with limited web components.
	www.associatedcontent.com /article/55027/the_advantages_of_using_help_desk_software.html (286 words)

	Reed and listen, here is what you need help desk humor (Site not responding. Last check: )
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	help3.aseky.info /help-desk-humor.htm (249 words)

	Help Desk Pc Support
		The text also provides real-life case studies to help you improve your reading speed and understanding.
		The form is that of an icon each time a new button is introduced helps the user to pass the associated Microsoft(R) Office User Specialist (MOUS) certification exams.
		Help desk : Telephone desk : Help desk humor :
	freehelpdesk.2vv1.com /helpdeskpcsupport.html (1212 words)

	ITworld.com - CA revamps Unicenter help desk software
		Pricing varies, depending on the type of hardware and operating systems employed as well as the number of users in the system, but she said $10,000 per server was a reasonable starting point for estimates.
		CA's help desk software competes with Remedy as well as Peregrine Systems, which bought a service desk suite of offerings from Tivoli Systems in December.
		"What the help desk did for us was allow us a single point of entry" for IT managers and users to work out computer problems.
	www.itworld.com /App/65/IWD010328hncahelp (704 words)

	Testimonials - America’s Remote Help Desk (Site not responding. Last check: )
		I placed a call to our Help Desk at about 6 am EDT and left a voice mail requesting help.
		You are always available and willing to help us when we need assistance without question.
		I have never worked anywhere where the help desk was actually helpful, and your help desk is my first experience getting genuine, useful help.
	www.remotehelpdesk.com /testimonials.html (1587 words)

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