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	Hermes Conrad - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Hermes Conrad is a character in the Futurama animated series.
		Hermes, his bureaucratic bearing restored, reorganized the labor camp for greater efficiency, after which all physical labor was done by a single Australian man.
		Hermes and Dwight are both fond of Manwiches.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Hermes_Conrad (594 words)

	Futurama - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The destruction because of the "Wars" ultimately led to its banning by the Earth government and the execution of its followers "in the manner most befitting virgins," i.e., by being thrown into a volcano to the phrase "He's dead, Jim." By the year 3000, even discussing the show is a serious legal offense.
		Zoidberg invites Bender to join him and Hermes for "a little 'just friends' spooning." There is also a recurring human character, who is usually used simply as an extra, who speaks and acts in a stereotypically gay fashion.
		In terms of gender, while some measure of male bravado sexism does seem to still exist in the future, and women are not allowed in the earth's armed forces(mostly due to the incompetence of Zapp Brannigan), there does not seem to be much wide-spread sex discrimination on earth.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Futurama_(TV_series) (6122 words)

	TV ACRES: Ethnic Groups - Jamaican & Caribbean Isles
		Hermes is married to an equally Jamaican wife, LaBarbara.
		Hermes once participated in the Olympics in 2980 on the Limbo Team of Earth but when a fan trying to impress Hermes broke his back by going to low, Hermes retired from the Limbo circuit and became a bureaucrat.
		Hermes also likes to sit around naked and play chess at Christmas and is known, for some unknown reason, to compare things to green snakes and sugarcanes.
	www.tvacres.com /ethnic_jamaican.htm (571 words)

	The SadGeezers Guide to Cult TV Sci Fi :: The guide to cult sci fi shows, films, books etc. With reviews, news, forums, ...
		Although Hermes rarely plays an up-front role in the series, he’s omnipresent in the background, helping to move the plot-line forward.
		Hermes is the classic example of someone so anal, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, you’d have a diamond in five minutes.
		We are bombarded with numerous examples of Hermes’ anally-retentive nature: he shreds documents to make more documents, monitors every aspect of the consumption levels in the office - from coffee and toilet paper to water and electricity and yet still finds time for an unreasonable hatred of Zoidberg.
	www.sadgeezer.com /html/Reviews+index-req-showcontent-id-639.html (392 words)

	Futurama: How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back - TV.com
		Just then, Hermes and his wife turn up, having improved the efficiency of the forced labor camp so their work is no longer needed there.
		When Hermes is singing at the end of the episode, Bender is destinctly shown holding the mail tube, but as the screen pans to hermes, a second later, bender is in front of Hermes, where he gets his harddrive thrown into the back of his head.
		There is a close-up of Hermes, and we see his badge go from 38 to 36 abruptly, and then again, with a static change indicator back to 38.
	tv.com /futurama/.../episode/1556/summary.html (926 words)

	(TLZ) Futurama Madhouse > Hermes Conrad
		Personality: Hermes was born to be a bureaucrat, professionally he's anal, compulsive, corrupt and a stickler to the law.
		Past Achievements: Hermes used to be an expert limboist, good enough to represent Earth in the 2980 olympics.
		Feeling responsible, Hermes never limboed again, until the year 3000 when he saved the entire Planet express crew from dying during the Titanic's maiden voyage by limboing under a door.
	www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar /bios/hermes.shtml (368 words)

	Futurama - Hermes Conrad (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Hermes grew up in Jamaica and, during a hurricane, his talent for beaurocracy was realized.
		He came to America at some point and is now acting bearocrat at Planet Express.
		Manwiches, his job, a glass of warm milk and a good night's sleep.
	www.geocities.com /zoidberg_fan/hermes.html (78 words)

	Hermes Conrad profile - Futurama character profiles - Futurama - TV & Radio - Virgin.net (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Hermes Conrad profile - Futurama character profiles - Futurama - TV and Radio - Virgin.net
		Hermes is a certified 37th class bureaucrat and is assigned to Planet Express.
		Hermes is married to LaBarbara and they have a twelve year old son Dwight, who is friends with Professor Farnsworth's clone Cuthbert.
	www.virgin.net /tvradio/futurama/hermes.html (177 words)

	>>> Futurama.com.au - Everything Futurama <<<
		It was later revealed - in Season 4 - that she is a sewer mutant instead of an alien as previously believed.
		He is strongly disliked by Hermes Conrad and lives below the poverty line.
		Hermes oversees operations and human resources in the company.
	www.futurama.com.au (2476 words)

	[3ACV11] Insane in the Mainframe (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Hermes: I will now read the mandatory speech.
		Perceptron: In answer to your question, Hermes, yes, your friend is cured.
		Hermes: Hey, man. Roberto: Nice to meet you...
	www.things.org /~jym/y3k/3ACV11.html (2973 words)

	TWIZ TV - Futurama #513 Bend Her - Full TranScript (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Hermes: I described it to them on the phone, using a series of artful euphanisms.
		Hermes: Your body may be as perfectly scultpted as it was 20 years ago when you whupped my fat ass every time we met...[He pulls the bodysuit's hood over his hair.]...but today, I feel lucky.
		Hermes falls to the ground and Barbados Slim crosses the finish line.] And Conrad is disqualified!
	www.twiztv.com /scripts/futurama/futurama513.htm (3178 words)

	gumball studios \| Futurama: Xmas Story \| Dec 19, 2003 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Hermes, in an attempt to imitate the famous Jamaican bobsled team, winds up going down the bobsled track upside down.
		Finally, Zoidberg learns not to laugh at the misfortune of other as he also ends up sliding down the bobsled track in Hermes wake.
		At the end of the day they retire to the lodge where Fry is in the Christmas mood.
	www31.brinkster.com /gumballstudios/articles/017.html (1076 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Hermes Conrad is a certified 37th class bureaucrat and is married to LaBarbara Conrad.
		While professor Farnsworth owns the Planet Express company, Hermes is more involved in the day to day running of it, handling the finances, notifying next of kin etc. He was previously a 36th class bureaucrat.
		Dwight is Hermes and Labarbara Conrad's son and was meant to be introduced in "3ACV12 - The Route of All Evil".
	www.csc.liv.ac.uk /~cs5pg/bio.html (2550 words)

	Hermes Conrad (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Hermes Conrad used to be a limbo star until he represented earth in the 2980 Olympics.
		However, his career was truncated when a fan trying to be like him limboed too low and broke his back.
		Then, feeling guilty about it, Hermes remembered his original vocation and became a bureaucrat.
	pc59te.dte.uma.es /cdb/series/fox/hermes.htm (99 words)

	Microsoft, HP Unveil New PC Designs
		Like the messenger god himself, Hermes is designed to migrate office-like communications into mobile computing, which has its own established conventions.
		The Hermes design can fold out, for additional flexibility, and to allow a group of users to gather around it for a small group meeting.
		Conrad said the HP label on the prototype Hermes design slides off to reveal a secondary display, connected via a high-speed wireless link to the computer.
	www.extremetech.com /article2/0,1697,1584085,00.asp (415 words)

	The Neutral Planet: Futurama In Words > How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back Transcript (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Morgan: (shouting) Bureaucrat Conrad, if you complete your death transaction without filing a suicide and/or falling accident permit, you will be posthumously demoted.
		Morgan changes Hermes' name plate so it has her name on it.
		Hermes: (singing) I was sortin' but I wasn't smilin'.
	www.geocities.com /theneutralplanet/transcripts/season2/2ACV11.html (3162 words)

	Futurama: The Route Of All Evil - TV.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Due to inappropriate behavior, Cubert Farnsworth and Dwight Conrad (Hermes' son) are suspended from school.
		Hermes neighborhood is exactly identical to the Cosby's.
		When the slime guy throws the lunch boxes into the miniature fl hole, Conrad says "My Manwich" which is what Hermes says in "The Deep South" twice.
	www.tv.com /futurama/the-route-of-all-evil/episode/165475/summary.html (604 words)

	[ The Futurama Point :: The Best Futurama Stuff ]
		Hermes Is the Official Bureaucrat of Planet Express Delivery Company.
		He's all the time working at his office, filling, stamping and shredding forms and is the person that runs Planet Express (He has fired Fry, Leela and Bender several times).
		He's married, his wife is La Barbara and he has a Son named Dwight.
	tfp.killbots.com /?p=bios/hermes (213 words)

	Bend Her Transcript at IMSDb.
		[He laughs.] HERMES Your body may be as perfectly scultpted as it was 20 years ago when you whupped my fat ass every time we met......but today, I feel lucky.
		Hermes closes in on Barbados Slim as they approach the last limbo stick.] COMMENTATOR (voice-over) It's Barbados, then Conrad.
		On the TV it is raining and Calculon holds Coilette in his arms..] CALCULON [ON TV] Coilette, the skies themselves weep upon the sweetest flower of all the field.
	www.imsdb.com /transcripts/Futurama-Bend-Her.html (3372 words)

	[3ACV07] The Day The Earth Stood Stupid (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 12 but it's been completely destroyed.
		Hermes in the shower with his mouth open.
		Fry walks % by, closes his mouth and tilts his head to a normal position.
	www.things.org /~jym/y3k/3ACV07.html (3180 words)

	Hermes Conrad Encyclopedia Articles @ DoOrDie.com (Do or Die) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
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	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Conrad On Fri, 2002-08-02 at 17:36, Ewa Deelman wrote: > Hi, > > In the past few months, we at ISI, have been working on a proposal for a > metadata catalog service that we hope will be of general use to a number of > applications.
		It is based on relational database technology, and it is > designed to be highly extensible so that users can define a wide array of > attributes to describe logical files, collections and views.
		Hi Conrad, I think you will find this information on page 2 of our document: " The design of our Metadata Service is based to a large extent on the MCAT Metadata Catalog of the Storage Resource Broker from the San Diego Supercomputing Center [1].
	mailman.isi.edu /pipermail/mcs/2002-August.txt (16887 words)

	VBForums - Serenity
		I had to see what all the fuss was about so i went out and bought the series (Firefly BTW) on dvd, and i have to say the show is really good.
		Glad to know i'm not the only one who is excited about the movie.
		I would say as long as you go in expecting some original sci-fi and not a star trek copy.
	www.vbforums.com /showthread.php?t=363012 (845 words)

	Movie Info for Futurama: How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back on MSN Movies
		The anal-retentive Central Bureaucracy officer Morgan Proctor (voice of Nora Dunn) sees Hermes negligence and suspends him, appointing herself to take his place.
		Zoidberg suggests that Hermes spend some time at a health spa, but it turns out to be a slave labor camp.
		Meanwhile, Morgan tries to shape up the Planet Express offices and starts up a secret affair with Fry when she reveals her attraction to his slovenly ways.
	entertainment.msn.com /movies/movie.aspx?m=543919 (172 words)

	Pictures of you. I mean, us.
		For those of you who may not value the beuracrat their services are irreplaceable and i admire Hermes Conrad for his vigilance.
		For those of you who are not familiar with hermes conrad and his work, try not to be too offended.
		I often think that i was made for a man like Fry.
	www.pidgeonsf.com /PidgePics.html (165 words)

	FUTURAMA - Season 5
		Dwight (Hermes' son) and Cubert are suspended from school when they get into a fight with Brett Blob.
		Tired of having them create mischief around Planet Express their fathers, Hermes and Farnsworth, demand that they both get jobs.
		Too late for them though as Dwight and Cubert perform a hostile takeover of Planet Express and all of their assets and fire Hermes and Farnsworth.
	members.cox.net /futurama/Season05.html (5217 words)

	(TLZ) Futurama Madhouse > Episode Transcript > 4acv13: Bend Her
		Hermes: I described it to them on the phone...
		Hermes: Your body may be as perfectly-sculpted as it was 20 years ago when you whupped my fat ass every time we met.
		Farnsworth walks Coilette up the aisle and a little robot carries her train.
	www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar /scripts/4acv13.shtml (3017 words)

	Abc of Cricket Forum > New Terms For 2005
		Jan 27 2005, 10:04 PM He who resides in the land of the skirt-wearers...
		Jan 27 2005, 10:07 PM He wears skirts, first name is Hermes.
		I still can't understand why I thought you were Elmer.
	www.abcofcricket.com /forum/lofiversion/index.php/t583.html (1289 words)

	Koders Search: Hermes
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		// // Hermes include file for OpenPTC 1.0 C++ Implementation // Copyright (c) 1999 Glenn Fiedler (ptc@gaffer.org) // This source code is licensed under the GNU LGPL
		/* Internal palette structure definitions for the HERMES library Copyright (c) 1998 Christian Nentwich (brn@eleet.mcb.at) This source code is licensed under the GNU LGPL
	www.koders.com /Default.aspx?s=Hermes&p=8 (531 words)

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