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| | The Random Muse: Hey Jude |
 | | Whereas, to me, if you said "Hey baby, here's $250, go buy yourself a new handbag," I'd be on cloud nine for at least a week. |
 | | And, in case you're thinking long-term (which I'm sure you are), I want you to know that I'd be happy to sign a pre-nup that would entitle me to nothing but two new pairs of shoes a week should we someday part, as long as there wasn't some unreasonable price limit on the whole thing. |
 | | Hey, if Jude doesn't come to his senses, dump Sienna and email you, I hear Brad Pitt is free now. |
| www.therandommuse.com /trm/2005/01/hey_jude.html (1264 words) |
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