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 | | vAnIty was born in the year a million to a clone of arnold schwartsinager and britney spears, and when he was one years old he fought off an army of zombies with just his little finger because he was usting the rest of his body to have sex with your mom. |
 | | SSo then vAnity was like dude OMG i will make you strate, and he hell of want to a priest to get god to help, and the priest was like dude, wtf, your friend is teh ghey, i have sex with altar boys. |
 | | and vAnity was like omgwtfroflbbq!!!!111one, and he pwned the priest with one eyelash, and he was like shytm, now how am I going to fix $lan, and so he went to talk to god, and god totally used his powers 2 make $lan like chicks. |
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