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| | Antarctica - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | Antarctica, also known as Anartica, is a large mass of snow and ice found at the bottom of the Earth. |
 | | Above this rock is a vast glacier made up mostly of ice, but containing significant amounts of emperor penguin skeletons, unholy fossils, ground-up bits of sailing vessels from the age of exploration, and frozen alien space-ships. |
 | | Lovecraft documented the harrowing story of the Arkham Expidition to Antarctica in his article, "At the Mountains of Madness." In it, he chronicles the discovery of an ancient city founded millenia ago by a race of elder things, who were exterminated by hideous blobs called shoggoths. |
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