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 | | Hittites are the civilization you require to quickly wipe out the enemy in Age of Empires, but are an otherwise crap civilisation: no boats, composite bowmen, airborne David Bowie, etc. The well known recipe goes as follows. |
 | | Hittite military strength was mocked by the Babylonian king Rabbi Hammu (also known as Hammurabi), an ancestor of Saddam Hussein, who in 1607.352 BC used the epic phrase "Hittites Smittites!". |
 | | It was erected, suprisingly, by the 20,000 eunuchs, as a symbol of femininity, fertility, firmity, rigidity, curvity and erectivity. |
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