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	Hungary - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Hungarian independence ended with the Ottoman conquest at the beginning of the 16th century; the parts of Hungary that were not conquered by the Ottomans were annexed by Austria (the rulers of which were Hungarian kings at the same time) in the West, and became the independent Principality of Transylvania in the East.
		Therefore, Hungarian politics and culture of the interwar period were saturated with irredentism and revisionism (the restoration of 19th century "greater Hungary" by whatever means necessary).
		Hungarians are also known for their prowess at water sports, mainly swimming, water polo and canoeing; this can be said to be surprising at first, due to Hungary being landlocked.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Hungary (2911 words)

	Hungarian jokes (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		The majority of jokes in Hungary, as told by common Hungarian people, usually belong to one of these subgenres: Móricka (little Maurice): jokes about a 10 to 12 year old Jewish boy, who is preoccupied with sex and saying obscenities.
		Kohn and Grün: jokes about two elderly Jewish people and their constant fear of the future (and the past, which is a fluid substance in totalitarian states and often gets changed...) Arisztid and Tasziló: jokes about old-fashioned Hungarian aristocrats, around and shortly after the WWII period.
		These jokes are usually absurd and often describe lunatics out-smarting doctors and the general public.
	hungarian-jokes.area51.ipupdater.com (561 words)

	Hungarian jokes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Kohn and Grün: jokes about two elderly Jewish people and their constant fear of the future (and the past, which is a fluid substance in totalitarian states and often gets changed...)
		Political jokes are still popular in the now democratic Hungary, but the public now feels all politicians are so hopelessly corrupt, greedy and untalented that it's not worth making jokes about them.
		Animals: Such jokes are usually featuring the bear and the wolf who are always keen about bullying the rabbit, who may be smart but gets beaten up regularly, and the Evil Piglet, who is a verbally aggressive personality, often even to his own expense (due to his stupidity).
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Hungarian_jokes (636 words)

	Science Fair Projects - Hungary
		Horthy made an alliance with Nazi Germany in the 1930s, in the hope of revising the territorial losses that had followed World War I. Hungary was rewarded by Germany with historical Hungarian territories belonging to Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia and Romania, and took an active part in World War II.
		However, in October 1944, Hitler replaced Horthy with the Hungarian Nazi collaborator Ferenc Szálasi and his Arrow Cross Party in order to avert Hungary's defection to the Allied side, which were constantly on schedule since the Allied invasion of Italy.
		Several large Hungarian minorities exist across the border in neighbouring countries, notably in Ukraine (in Transcarpathia), Slovakia, Romania (in Transylvania), Serbia (in Vojvodina) and a smaller ones in Austria (in Burgenland), Croatia and Slovenia.
	www.all-science-fair-projects.com /science_fair_projects_encyclopedia/Hungary (1956 words)

	Hungarian language - Hutchinson encyclopedia article about Hungarian language (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Hungarian is known as Magyar among its speakers.
		Like the Turks, the Magyars originated in northeastern Asia; the term ‘Hungarian’ appears to derive from the Turkish on ogur (‘ten arrows’), describing their ten tribes; this may also be the origin of the English ‘ogre’.
		This information should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional.
	encyclopedia.farlex.com /Hungarian+language (149 words)

	YourArt.com >> Encyclopedia >> Hungary (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Ultimately, however, during the German occupation, the Arrow Cross Party and government authorities participated fully in the Holocaust: in May and June of 1944, Hungarian police deported nearly 440,000 Jews in more than 145 trains, mostly to Auschwitz http://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/index.php?ModuleId=10005458.
		Inflation and unemployment – both priority concerns in 2001 – have declined substantially.
		Hungarian cuisine is also a prominent feature of Hungarian culture, with traditional dishes such as goulash a main feature of the Hungarian diet.
	www.yourart.com /research/encyclopedia.cgi?subject=/Hungary (3049 words)

	Hungary
		Following the fall of Nazi Germany, Hungary became part of the Soviet area of influence and was appropriated into a communist state following a short period of democracy in 1946–1947.
		This led to the 1956 Hungarian Revolution/revolt and announced withdrawal from the Warsaw Pact which were met with military intervention by the Soviet Union.
		From the 1960's on to the late 1980's Hungary enjoyed a distinguished status of "the happiest barrack" within the Eastern bloc, under the rule of late controversial communist leader János Kádár, who exercised autocratic rule during this period.
	www.creekin.net /n83-hungary.html (1683 words)

	Mirror for Internet Encyclopedia - Wikinfo \| Hungary (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Hungarian Politics and culture of the Era was saturated with irredentism and revisionism (the resurrection of pre-Trianon sized Hungary by Whatever Means it takes).
		However, in October 1944, Hitler replaced Horthy with the Hungarian Nazi collaborator Ferenc Szálasi and his Arrow Cross Party in order to avert Hungary's defection to the Allied side.
		Economic reform measures such as Health care reform, tax reform, and local government financing have not yet been addressed by the present government.
	www.internet-encyclopedia.us /index.php/wiki.php?title=Hungary (1637 words)

	Hungary Did You Mean hungary
		Compared with the pre-war Kingdom, the size and population of this new Hungary were reduced by about two-thirds; about one-third of the Magyar population became minorities in the neighbouring countries.
		Hungary passed a series of anti-Semitic laws throughot the 1920s and thirties, and some massacres of Jews by Hungarian forces took place in the early part of the Second World War, but Hungary initially resisted large scale deportation of its Jewish population.
		Several large Hungarian minority populations exist across the borders in neighbouring countries, notably in Ukraine (in Transcarpathia), Slovakia, Romania (in Transylvania), and Serbia (in Vojvodina).
	www.did-you-mean.com /Hungary.html (2169 words)

	The Christian Science Monitor \| csmonitor.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Indeed, Hungarians are thrilled to see Ambrus preying on two of society's most despised institutions: the banks and the police.
		Not only were they feared, but their perceived "stupidity" made them the butt of many Hungarian jokes.
		Jozsef Jonas, a Hungarian crime reporter who had an exclusive jailhouse interview with Ambrus before his escape, says police are in a quandary over how to proceed.
	www.csmonitor.com /cgi-bin/durableRedirect.pl?/durable/1999/08/10/fp1s3-csm.shtml (1028 words)

	Hungarian Business Culture - Presentation Styles and Challenges
		To show you are serious, avoid starting off with a joke at the first meeting.
		Hungarian tends to suspect that slick or razzle-dazzle presentations are
		Hungarians are master players at this game – in their own language).
	www.filolog.com /crossculturePresentation.html (219 words)

	AUTOMATED MOTIF IDENTIFICATION IN FOLKLORE TEXT CORPORA
		For test purposes, three corpora of traditional Hungarian texts from several genres were recorded in electronic format (2706 belief texts (Verebélyi 1998), 1500 political jokes (Katona 1994), 773 proverbs (Paczolay 1991), all in Hungarian).
		Because of the grammatical structure of negation in Hungarian, we distinguished between «positive» (affirmative) and «negative» keywords as well (ie.
		Our first experiments suggested that, due to their genre peculiarities, jokes and proverbs were more resistant to this approach.
	haldjas.folklore.ee /folklore/vol12/motif.htm (2738 words)

	Miklós Vámos - Hewlett Packard
		Marton Gyula (in Hungarian, the family name comes first), the Hungarian actor blinked in that same second as the lines of his face were copied onto the Japanese playwright's Fuji film.
		To the first callers Marton Gyula explained that this was a misunderstanding, being that he was Hungarian and not Greek, that is: he came from Budapest and not Athens, however, all were so disappointed, that he soon decided to take on the Greek identity.
		Marton Gyula, the Hungarian actor was wandering, and as he remembered the little man's bleary eyes, he was sure that Ensi would never lie for a parking ticket.
	vamos.hp.hu /english/subway.htm (16487 words)

	Hungarian electronic resources FAQ (Version: 1.50, Last-modified: 1996/07/04)
		There are Hungarian local newsgroups available through , login with username GUEST (no password), and enter NEWS to start the newsreader (you can use the VMS online help to learn about it).
		As far as ALL (not only Hungarian) accented vowels concerned, ISO 8859/1, 2 and 9 is equivalent to Windows Latin 1, 2 and 5 respectively.
		There is material for Hungarianizing the Linux (and possibly other Unix variant) operation system at .
	www.cs.uu.nl /wais/html/na-dir/hungarian/faq.html (7197 words)

	The Latest Jokes from Eastern Europe
		A Hungarian told me this story about the difference between eastern and western levels of bureaucracy.
		A Hungarian diplomat was stationed in the embassy in Washington for three years.
		Ten minutes later, as the Hungarian pulled out in his new car, he shook his head in disapproval, "These capitalists," he muttered.
	www.sustainer.org /dhm_archive/index.php?display_article=vn142jokesed (895 words)

	Hungary - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		On November 16, 1918, an independent Hungarian Republic was proclaimed.
		János Arany was a famous Hungarian poet who wrote a large amount of well-known poetry.
		Translation of Hungarian literary works - a database
	www.wikipedia.org /wiki/Hungary (2911 words)

	Hungary (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Inflation and unemployment - both priority concerns in 2001 - have declined substantially.
		Main article: Demographics of Hungary For some 95% of the population, mostly Hungarians, the mother tongue is Hungarian, a Finno Ugric language unrelated to any neighbouring language.
		However, these are book values, as the hungarian population is not particularly religious, at most 25% practice their faith.
	hungary.geekopedia.ipupdater.com (1632 words)

	Russian Humor (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		One of the most common targets of Russian political jokes during the Soviet regime was the Jew, often portrayed as a character named Rabinowich (considered to be an exclusively Jewish last name in Russia).
		The typical uniform of the Hungarian hussar was brilliantly coloured and was followed, with modification, in other European armies.
		It consisted of a busby, or a high, cylindrical cloth cap; jacket with heavy braiding; and a dolman or pelisse, a loose coat worn hanging from the left shoulder.
	www.russia-in-us.com /Humor (378 words)

	Time heals more than just wounds \| The San Diego Union-Tribune
		I got a glass of water for him and a cup of burnt coffee for myself.
		He taught me some jokes in Hungarian, and a few in Polish and Ukrainian.
		Most of the jokes were about the communists.
	www.signonsandiego.com /uniontrib/20050525/news_1c25doctime.html (656 words)

	Dallaszi Magyar Szó PMO :: Dallas Texas Hungarian News
		Hungarian embassy in U.S. News of the Hungarian Embassy in Washington, D.C. embassy in Budapest
		Association for furthering interest in Hungarian history and research in the field.
		U.S. Representative from California, Hungarian born Tom Lantos is currently serving his 13th term in Congress.
	magyarszo.bizland.com /links_en.htm (361 words)

	Blonde Jokes To Be Banned In Hungary After Blondes Protest - Stormfront White Nationalist Community (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Blonde jokes are set to be banned in Hungary after blonde women staged an angry protest outside parliament.
		The protestors handed in a petition claiming they were being discriminated against in every walk of life by bad taste blonde jokes.
		I must be living under a rock because I've never heard a joke about people in Hungary liking to eat.
	www.stormfront.org /forum/showthread.php?t=168493 (794 words)

	Fun E Humor - Joke and Humour Archive
		We've been archiving jokes from all over the 'net for years, so if you're looking for a huge humor archive, this is it!
		Not everything makes the cut, but whatever does is kept right here under one roof, unlike many sites which link to external sites for their jokes and humor material.
		We are in no way attempting to imply that we have any copyrights or trademarks on or for any of the humorous content/material or humor content/material names located within our web site.
	www.funehumor.com (476 words)

	Hungarian Humour Encyclopedia Article @ GreatArtworks.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Local Cache Updated: Wed Mar 22 02:25:03 2006
		Find More Information about "Hungarian humour" in GreatArtworks.com's:
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	www.greatartworks.com /encyclopedia/Hungarian_humour (707 words)

	"Dumb blonde" jokes actually DO hurt people - Stormfront White Nationalist Community (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Grandson has blond hair and blue eyes, and the teacher told his mother that he is the smartest in his class.
		They can do what they like with their dumb blond jokes.
		"hey it's only a joke" they says, yea and when you hear it for years and years wouldn't you get a tad bit annoyed..same with stupid hungarian jokes.
	www.stormfront.org /forum/showthread.php?t=142676 (971 words)

	Hungary - Balkans (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		The fight against Austrian absolutism resulted in the unsuccessful popular freedom fight led by a Transsylvanian nobleman, Ferenc II Rákóczi, between 1704 and 1711.
		Hungarian Government Portal (http://www.magyarorszag.hu/angol/) – Main (governmental) portal
		Hungary in Pictures (http://www.andkon.com/stuf/summer2003/summer.html) (Some pictures of Budapest and Hungarian towns)
	www.balkans.eu.com /wiki/index.php?title=Hungary (1907 words)

	America the Misunderstood (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		From this it follows that America is in Iraq to colonize it for its fl gold.
		When I heard it for the first time during WWII I was too young to understand it.
		The scene is a school room, and the actors are a teacher and Móricka, the smart small Jewish kid of Hungarian jokes.
	www.intellectualconservative.com /article4096.html (1636 words)

	Journal of Folklore Research: World Trade Center jokes and their Hungarian reception.@ HighBeam Research (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		World Trade Center jokes and their Hungarian reception.
		This analysis of World Trade Center jokes explores one of the central questions of media studies: how do people come to terms with catastrophes they encounter in the media?
		Csaszi first reviews World Trade Center jokes and explores the ways they can be considered typical of catastrophe jokes within a framework of folklore theory.
	www.highbeam.com /library/doc0.asp?DOCID=1G1:109265653&refid=holomed_1 (221 words)

	Hungarian electronic resources FAQ - faqs.org.ru
		Its services, mostly in Hungarian, are abundant and change frequently, so it is best to obtain an up-to-date help file by sending an email message to
		ORA http://www.infobahnos.com/~jtoth/ - - ------------------------------ Subject: 2.4 Other discussion groups in Hungarian A number of email lists are available from servers located in Hungary, for directory see
		HUNGARNET funding comes from the R&D Information Infrastructure Program (IIF) sponsored by the Hungarian Academy of Science, the National Committee of Technological Development, the Ministry for Culture and Education and the National Science Foundation.
	faqs.org.ru /en/travel/hungarian/faq.htm (2660 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Newsgroups: soc.culture.magyar,soc.culture.europe,soc.answers,news.answers Subject: Hungarian electronic resources FAQ (Version: 1.50, Last-modified: 1996/07/04) Followup-To: soc.culture.magyar Summary: This posting contains information on the use of email, other Internet tools and Usenet for persons with interest in Hungary, its people and/or language.
		As far as ALL (not only Hungarian) accented vowels concerned, ISO 8859/1, 2 & 9 is equivalent to Windows Latin 1, 2 & 5 respectively.
		There is material for Hungarianizing the Linux (and possibly other Unix variant) operation system at
	www.faqs.org /ftp/pub/faqs/hungarian/faq (7058 words)

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