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| | Doug’s Dynamic Drivel » Because I’m a Man |
 | | If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, “I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn’t, know where to start.” We will then drink beer and break wind as a form of holy communion. |
 | | Because I’m a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. |
 | | Because I’m a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will share equally in the housework. |
| www.thealders.net /blogs/2005/04/16/because-im-a-man (525 words) |
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