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| | Ninja - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Ninjas are also known for their skillz, their knowledge of quilting history, their total disrespect for authority, their ability to fly, their ability to totally FLIP OUT and cut people's heads off, and the ability to retract their testicles for defensive purposes, even when they aren't cold. |
 | | Ninja is the common Latin term for a group of intensely badass martial artists who specilizing in killing people, flying, and burger delivery, which they do 24/7, and have also been known to mysteriously show up several hours before the burger was even ordered, with your condiments. |
 | | This subset of the ninja species is extremely rare, owing to the incredible difficulty of keeping your balance while creeping stealthily across roofs when you have breasts approximately the size of Hawai'i (this is an example of parallel evolution in conjunction with Clinjas). |
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