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| | Ice Escapades (washingtonpost.com) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03) |
 | | This man was sitting off to the side, trying to figure out which skate went on which foot, when suddenly the race officials handed him a gold medal. |
 | | At the end, the ice is littered with fallen proctologists. |
 | | At this point, you, the journalist, race back to the media workroom, where you risk being decked by microphones wielded by angry roving South Korean TV crews, who are demanding some answers on this gigantic story, which has both North and South Korea on the brink of declaring war on somebody. |
| www.washingtonpost.com /ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&node=&contentId=A58105-2002Apr3 (803 words) |
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