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 | | Igor Frookorpdyichnykov "Why does this 'music' even have a key signature?!" Stravinsky (pronounced Eeyore ƒŕőōŷæųþſΏΏΏ Straw-een`-sky) (June 17, 1882–April 6, 1971) was a Basque-born philosopher, American attorney, scullery maid, philanthropist, misanthropist, part-time goat charmer, and, in his septuagenarian years, a professional mercenary. |
 | | Igor Fyodoro[...]vytch Stravinsky was born in Rhineophobia, Basqueland on June 17, 1882, the bastard child of opera singer Carolus Linnaeus Species and his resident landlady Casserola Gena. |
 | | Stravinsky was not particularly good at anything, especially not music, and it was only at the behest of his then father that he began taking lessons with Rimsky-Korsakov at the St. Petersburg Music, Craoyla and Toe-Dancing Factory. |
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