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	Wikinfo \| Joke (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-07)
		A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.
		Jokes have been the subject of serious academic study, a notable example being Sigmund Freud's "Jokes and Their Relationship to the Unconscious".
		Jokes often depend for humour on the unexpected, the mildly taboo (which can include the distasteful or socially improper), or the playing on stereotypes and other cultural myths.
	www.wikinfo.org /wiki.php?title=joke (2847 words)

	Dog Island Free Forever
		Over 2,500 dogs are already enjoying a better life at Dog Island.
		Separated from the anxieties of urban life, dogs on Dog Island are healthy dogs who live a natural, healthy and happy life, free from the stress and hardship associated with daily live among humans.
		Dog Island is the solution to a free and natural life.
	www.thedogisland.com (211 words)

	Modern-day mutineers - www.theage.com.au
		There are three current inquiries into the ways of the island's 2000 residents, and there have been dozens of probes since the island achieved self-government in 1979.
		The saga of Norfolk Island, with its dark convict past and its decades-old suspicion of "colonial overlords" from Canberra, is truly worthy of a McCullough melodrama.
		He knows the island is struggling and the assembly has recently increased taxes - a packet of cigarettes has jumped from $4.15 to more than $7 - and is reviewing how to raise more money.
	www.theage.com.au /articles/2003/08/29/1062050665427.html (1628 words)

	An island all adrift - National - smh.com.au
		Colleen McCullough, now 66 and about to publish her 16th book, is convinced that the reason the Federal Parliament keeps inquiring into Norfolk Island, a speck of rolling hills, fat cows and clifftops in the South Pacific Ocean, has nothing to do with logic, and everything to do with emotion.
		In May, the island assembly admitted the island's finances were "unsustainable" and there was an urgent need to raise revenue.
		He knows the island is struggling and the assembly has recently increased taxes - the cost of a packet of cigarettes has jumped from $4.15 to more than $7 - and is reviewing how to raise more money.
	www.smh.com.au /articles/2003/08/29/1062050666430.html (1618 words)

	killing joke
		Heavy and slow, Killing Joke (at least early in their career) was a quasi-metal band dancing to a tune of doom and gloom.
		Following its release, Killing Joke and Malicious Damage switched from Island Records to EG and released their eponymous debut album.
		For the rest of the '80s, Killing Joke continued to release albums, all of which failed to regain the audience they had in the early '80s.
	www.invisiblerecords.com /bands/killingjoke (625 words)

	Island Throne - Joke Puns (Pun of the Day)
		There was once an island kingdom whose people were all fabulously wealthy.
		Even though they could have afforded to live anywhere they wanted, tradition dictated they stay on their tiny island home.
		The wise men of the island recognized a lesson in this experience and added to the lore of their people this statement: "People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones."
	www.punoftheday.com /cgi-bin/punjoke.pl?number=16 (219 words)

	AskMen.com - 12 Women
		A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.
		The group consisted of 12 women and one man. After a few months, the women became horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day, but they allowed him to have Sundays off.
		The boat was almost at the island, when the guy noticed there was a man in the boat.
	www.askmen.com /jokes/2005_mar/mar02.html (351 words)

	Deserted Island Cartoons (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-07)
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	www.cartoonstock.com /directory/d/deserted_island.asp (804 words)

	Rhode Island Song \| A Song for the New Millennium
		If you wish to own your own complete copy of this fantastic song, pay a mere $1.99 to download a high quality MP3 while, at the same time, help the Rhode Island Cancer Councel and Drug Abuse Rehab Centers when a large portion of every download is generously donated.
		As 1999 grew to a close, gala events and grand celebrations around the world were being planned to celebrate the turn of a new millennium, the year 2000.
		Bennett went a step further than most to commemorate the historical event by contacting successful New England singer/songwriter, Dana Kamide asking him to write and record a new song about the state of Rhode Island for the modern era after its recent charge in growth and development.
	www.rhodeislandsong.com /index.html (373 words)

	Dumb Rhode Island Laws
		Dumb Rhode Island laws and humor, relating to many aspects of the state, its weather, and its people.
		Rhode Island recently applied to the US Government to make all the coastal waters of Rhode Island a "No Discharge Zone".
		The ostensible purpose was to prohibit the discharge of sewage by boats into the state's waters.
	www.ahajokes.com /laws039.html (416 words)

	Was This Atlantis, Possible locations
		This illustration shows the area around Greece and the Greec island of Thera at the time before the rising of the sea-level and the supposed displacement of the poles.
		Map of the island of Atlantis, picture obtained by correcting the northern Atlantic region up, so that the overall depth matches the overall depth of the southern Atlantic ocean and the overall depth of the other oceans.
		The simulation of lifting up a part of the Mid-Atlantic ocean floor shows the island of Atlantis is indeed in front of the « Pillars of Hercules » being the straits of Gibraltar, where it is supposed to be according Plato's dialogs.
	www.was-this-atlantis.info /where.html (1167 words)

	Canibal Island Joke... - Xoxide Forum Network
		Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
		hahahaha, that was funnier than the joke itself.
		Joke- Window Drunk (long joke with punch line at end)
	www.xoxideforums.com /jokes/74893-canibal-island-joke.html#post923258 (448 words)

	Monkey Island 5
		Monkey Island 5 is currently not in production, at least that's what LucasArts says.
		You've seen four incredibly well-done versions of Monkey Island, and there's an immense amount of stories that remain to be told within that series.
		In 2002 both The International House of Mojo and The World of Monkey Island pulled off an April fools joke that made a lot of people think Monkey Island 5 was in production.
	www.worldofmi.com /thegames/monkey5/index.php (515 words)

	So anyway... (Wasting time and bandwidth here since 2000)
		Just as he was beginning to enjoy himself, a hurricane roared upon the huge ship, capsizing it like a child's toy.
		Somehow the engineer, desperately hanging on to a life preserver,managed to wash ashore on a secluded island.
		She expertly rowed them around to her side of the island, and tied up the boat with a handsome strand of hand-woven hemp topped with a neat back splice.
	bonni.net /blog/archives/2006/10/a_desert_island_joke.html (706 words)

	Humour Index (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-07)
		Although I do have the urge to pass these on, I thought about the fact that I usually see each good joke making the rounds of the net at least four times, and I realized that many of the people I might send them to have too.
		While I'm at it, let me comment on the fact that most of the time these jokes and stories are forwarded around without any indication of the author or the original publication.
		The Island, a desert-island joke especially for the kind of person who'd be reading this page.
	www.radix.net /~dglenn/humour (426 words)

	The Island (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-07)
		The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing.
		The oars were whittled from gum-tree branches, I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a eucalyptus tree."
		"On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of exposed alluvial rock.
	www.radix.net /~dglenn/humour/island.html (669 words)

	Monkey Island 3 (Curse of Monkey Island) Easter Egg : Stump Joke Revisited
		The stump joke is way back from the first Monkey Island.
		I think they removed it from the cd version is because someone might think that hey had to take out the cd and put in one of the other cd's from the value pack were you can get the two original games of monkey island.
		To ACE: Since I have enjoyed this egg so many times already, and since it is a wonderful revisitation of the stump joke, I will tell you what you are doing wrong.
	www.eeggs.com /items/5207.html (817 words)

	JOYJOBS.COM - Concrete, Steal, and Sushi
		We actually live on Rokko Island, an artificial island attached to the mainland by two bridges and a monorail.
		This unique Island was built to provide more shipping surface area along it's peripheral, and an "ideal" place to live in it's center.
		The island's landscape architecture is European influenced, it¹s population is widely multi-national, and it houses several international companies.
	www.joyjobs.com /community/stories/japan_05.htm (1126 words)

	The Block Island Chamber of Commerce's Web Site (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-07)
		Island joke: Tourist walks into a shop and asks which way to the beach.
		With 17 miles of picturesque beaches, the only choice is which beach to frequent.
		Live entertainment from rock to reggae can be found in Island nightclubs.
	www.blockislandchamber.com /pastimes.html (284 words)

	Funny Jokes : Island - Funny.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-07)
		Best selection of blonde jokes, sex jokes, bar jokes, knock-knock jokes, political jokes, and all kind of jokes.
		A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were stranded on a deserted island.
		They decided that since the mainland was only 200 miles away they would swim to the mainland.
	www.funny.com /_star/Jokes/0/CB7G.html (111 words)

	Question for Island Pond residents Letters to the Editor - The Caledonian-Record News (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-07)
		This is a question to all the people in Island Pond.
		I would like to know how much business Island Pond has lost and will continue to lose as long as this Barney Fife and Roscoe P. Coltrane-wanna-be is in office.
		The latest saga in the Island Pond "Joke of Justice" is from a motorist who finally has had enough of his garbage law enforcement tactics.
	www.caledonianrecord.com /pages/letters_to_editor/story/42f172514 (342 words)

	Crazy Jokes
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		A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection.
	crazyjokes.yoll.net (415 words)

	Daily Joke
		Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid.
		It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain.
		They formed a ring around the island, so that they would be able to rescue the Rabbi.
	www.beliefnet.com /dailyjoke/dailyjoke.aspx?QID=5263 (448 words)

	How to find undiscovered island? \| Ask MetaFilter
		Your chances of discovering an undiscovered island just by sailing around randomly until you run aground are close to nil.
		This new island should have cooled enough to walk on by now.
		Two more sources of "new" islands: As global sea levels rise, islands that were previously a single mass will turn into more smaller islands.
	ask.metafilter.com /mefi/35506 (822 words)

	Amazon.com: Frankenstein Island: DVD: Robert Clarke,Katherine Victor,Robert Christopher,Patrick O'Neil,Tain ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-07)
		Plot Synopsis: When a hot-air balloon crashes on a remote island, the crew discovers Dr. Frankenstein's ancestor carrying on the family work, along with a race of mutants and a population of Amazons.
		FRANKENSTEIN ISLAND is quite possibly the nadir of all schlock-o-matic film-making.
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	www.amazon.com /Frankenstein-Island-Robert-Clarke/dp/B00006G8I9 (1327 words)

	Killing Joke
		Killing Joke then signed with marketers Polydor and seemed to make an contrived attempt to appeal to more record buyers, a move Jaz had blasted Youth for.
		The group then seemed to reach another low in 1983 with the release of the 12-inch "Me or You" in which the group seems to be asking, in between choruses of "woo hoo," whether it is the band or the audience that has to change in order for their records to sell.
		At this point, Killing Joke tried a grass roots approach to popularity by forming the Organization of the Distant Island Charter, a fan group which was based out of Atkins' hometown of Chicago that sold KJ shirts, buttons, bumper stickers.
	killing-joke.com /history.html (2616 words)

	Urban Legends Reference Pages: Critter Country (Dog Island)
		A sanctuary for dogs is maintained on a "dog island" off the coast of Florida.
		in the eastern-most part of a chain of barrier islands located off the northern panhandle of Florida is known as Dog Island, it is not operated as a sanctuary where canines can live "separated from the anxieties of urban life" as described at the japing thedogisland.com web site.
		Some portions of Dog Island are also privately-owned residential property.
	www.snopes.com /critters/crusader/dogisland.asp (232 words)

	JokeIsland.com - Come escape to my joke hideaway.
		Come on in and browse our large selection of jokes and funny pictures.
		Save jokes from the Internet to your computer.
		Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.
	jokeisland.com (455 words)

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		They saw an island and decided to land and see if it was inhabited.
		The man survived on the island well enough on wool from the sheep for clothing, food from the plants on the island, and companionship from the dog.
		He climbed to the top of a cliff and was about to throw himself off, when on the horizon he noticed a sailing ship heading his way.
	www.geocities.com /Hollywood/Hills/9609/jokesjs.html (2827 words)

	Blondes on an Island - Blonde Jokes - Jokes Place!
		There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it.
		She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away.
		Jokes Place is part of the ArcticForest Network.
	www.jokesplace.com /joke/blondeisland.html (170 words)

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