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 | | Jabba the Hutt, Arabic: جابا ابن بيتزا الهوت Jabba Ibn Pytza Al-Hutt (December 17 1898 - April 30 1977) was born "Jacob Isaac Tiure" in a small town in Kansas, a state in the United States of America. |
 | | Jabba was homeschooled by his father, Zorba the Hutt (1938-) for the first six years of his life, at which time his father pwn'd him, and enlisted to fight in the vietnam war. |
 | | Jabba, ashamed of his disease which had outcasted him from public schooling and now his own family, attempted to buy a bus ticket to Hollywood, California to get a job he otherwise could not get, being young, uncoordinated and uneducated. |
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