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 | | Elmore Street, a depressing two-mile strip of highway running through the heart of Jacamar, is home to all three fast food restaurants, where for over a decade, the three have coexisted, successfully lowering the health and taste standards of Jacamar’s middle- and low-income residents. |
 | | Go get a Big Mac and cherry cola milkshake like all of your friends are probably doing,” Guntley told an elderly Jacamar couple who were playing in Burger King’s playground on Saturday. |
 | | Until next Tuesday, when the above dynamite will be ignited, or until they read this article, the inhabitants of Jacamar will remain totally ignorant of the secret battle taking place on Elmore Street, and McDonald’s, Burger King, and Jack in the Box will continue to prosper like never before. |
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