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 | | Meanwhile, in France, the newly ennobled Countess Eliza, once a harem-slave whom Jack rescued from a Turkish encampment, continues an affair with the King's cryptanalyst while raising their infant boy, whom gossips believe is the bastard child of a nobleman Eliza slept with as a cover-up and social-climbing maneuver. |
 | | Beautiful, boundlessly ambitious, and financially brilliant, Eliza is the toast of Europe, except among those who want to flmail, control, or kill her. |
 | | As Jack wanders the planet, she remains planted in Europe, where war, economic speculation, and political maneuvering aid her in creating and losing friends, enemies, and fortunes. |
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