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	Jesus H. Christ - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Similarly in England, a common joke is that the H is for Henry - the letters INRI, seen on crosses and some graves, are a rough approximation of the Cockney "Henry".
		Perhaps the simplest explanation is that the H stands for absolutely nothing, and originated with speakers of English with accents which tend to strongly emphasise the first word of a phrase when cursing.
		The character Jesus H. Christ, embodied by a plastic figure of Jesus Christ dressed in white, is a reccurent character in animutations, the most famous being of course the "Colin Mochrie VS. Jesus H. Christ" trilogy by Andrew Kepple.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Jesus_H._Christ (804 words)

	Jesus H. Christ
		Jesus H. Christ is an example of slang serving as a mild, joking curse.
		Christ, in any case, is not a last name, but rather a title meaning anointed, similar to Messiah.
		Some claim that the H was seen in the "IHS" symbol and was interpreted as a middle initial.
	pedia.newsfilter.co.uk /wikipedia/j/je/jesus_h__christ.html (329 words)

	Jesus Christ
		Jesus Christ appears in the shadows and rust marks of a soybean oil tank in Fostoria, Ohio.
		Jesus Christ appears in the rust marks of a Chicago bowling alley's dilapidated metal chimney.
		The BBC reports that the face of Jesus Christ is appearing in the shadows cast upon a corrugated metal wall in Port Germein, South Australia.
	www.rotten.com /library/bio/religion/jesus-christ (1565 words)

	Jesus (Jesus Christ). The Columbia Encyclopedia, Sixth Edition. 2001-05
		The Gospels of Matthew and Luke contain narratives of Jesus’ birth and infancy, which disagree in many points but concur in asserting that he was the miraculously conceived son of Mary, the wife of Joseph, and that he was born at Bethlehem in Judaea.
		The central theme of Jesus’ teaching, often conveyed in the form of a parable, was the near advent of God’s Reign or Kingdom, attested not merely by his words but by the “wonders” or “signs” that he performed.
		Jesus is highly regarded in Islamic tradition as born of the Virgin Mary and as a prophet restating divine religion.
	www.bartleby.com /65/je/JesusCh.html (1007 words)

	Jesus H. Christ - The Passion, Mel Gibson's bloody mess. By David Edelstein
		For Gibson, Jesus is defined not by his teachings in life—by his message of mercy, social justice, and self-abnegation, some of it rooted in the Jewish Torah, much of it defiantly personal—but by the manner of his execution.
		That doesn't exactly put him outside the mainstream: The idea that Jesus died for the sins of mankind is one of the central tenets of Christian faith.
		When Jesus is resurrected, his expression is hard, and, as he moves toward the entrance to his tomb, the camera lingers on a round hole in his hand that goes all the way through.
	www.slate.com /id/2096025 (872 words)

	Jesus H. Christ - Uncyclopedia
		Jesus H. Christ (full name: Jesus Hancock Hanty Christ), better known as our 54th president, was born in the middle of the Middle East somewhere, and was raised on the side of the desert.
		Jesus H. returned to the desert for a short period of time, only to be murdered in public by his peeps and fellow Jews, holmes.
		Jesus H. Christ was sworn in as the 54th president of the United States on 13AJ (After Jesus.) He was a simple man and enjoyed building log cabins.
	www.uncyclopedia.org /uncyclopedia/index.php?title=Jesus_H._Christ (791 words)

	CATHOLIC ENCYCLOPEDIA: Resurrection of Jesus Christ
		The Resurrection of Christ has much in common with the general resurrection; even the transformation of His body and of His bodily life is of the same kind as that which awaits the blessed in their resurrection.
		Christ's Resurrection is necessarily a glorious one; it implies not merely the reunion of body and soul, but also the glorification of the body.
		Christ's body was to know no corruption, but rose again soon after death, when sufficient time had elapsed to leave no doubt as to the reality of His death.
	www.newadvent.org /cathen/12789a.htm (1988 words)

	jesus h christ Information and Resources - God Has A Dream by Archbishop Desmond Tutu
		The explanation and revelation of Jesus Christ returned in the flesh, to set up my kingdom on earth, to remove evil and wickedness, to witness to the masses about what to expect in heaven and hell......
		the church of jesus christ of latter
		the church of jesus christ of latterday saints
	www.godhasadream.com /Christ/christ-jesus/jesus-h-christ.html (849 words)

	Re: Jesus H Christ
		"Jesus H. Christ" is at least as old as the 1940s, and I would be surprised to see it used much earlier.
		The H, I'm virtually sure, stands for nothing, but is a way of adding an extra syllable for phonetic effect.
		The two were often combined as JE-sus H KEE-RISt, in which all the syllables are long, but the "-sus" is at a lower pitch, and the "-RIST" either had a lower pitch or had a rather sudden descent in pitch.
	www.phrases.org.uk /bulletin_board/28/messages/945.html (334 words)

	The Straight Dope: Why do folks say "Jesus H. Christ"? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		The H stands for Harold, as in, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name" (snort).
		The first is that it stands for "Holy," as in Jesus Holy Christ, a common enough blasphemy in the South, abridged to H by fast-talking Northerners.
		The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.
	www.straightdope.com /classics/a1_033.html (393 words)

	Jesus Christ - Uncyclopedia
		Often confused with Jesus "The Son of God", aka: Andy, Jesus H. Christ (pronounced 'jeezus aich kryst', not to be confused with our fifty-fourth president) was the cousin of Moses.
		Jesus' later philosophies are seen as a reaction to--and rejection of--the nihilistic, fly-dewinging amorality of his brother Roy.
		In his autobiography, "No, not THAT Jesus!", Jesus said that his three years at Texas AandM were mostly wasted, as he was wasted for most of his time at Texas AandM.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Jesus_Christ (826 words)

	Historical Jesus Theories
		Robert Funk is founder of the Jesus Seminar, a group of scholars whose purpose was to examine the historicity of the sayings and deeds of Jesus.
		Jesus called for a social revolution in which the people "the people were to enter a new spirit of cooperation and mutual assistance, even in relation to their local enemies" (op.
		Jesus died on a Roman cross because he was considered a threat to the Roman occupation of Judaea, not because he was regarded as heretical or blasphemous by the Jewish religious authorities, the Pharisees.
	www.earlychristianwritings.com /theories.html (10340 words)

	Bible Prophecy End-Times
		The Lord (Jesus) himself will come down from heaven with a loud command with the voice of the archangel and the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first.
		He will also force everyone to receive a mark on his or her right hand or on the forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he or she has the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name.
		John (the author) sees the souls of those who will be beheaded because of their testimony for Jesus and the word of God, and because they do not worship the beast or his image or receive the mark of the beast.
	www.bibleprophecyendtimes.com (4150 words)

	Jesus Christ is God: A Response to Jehovah's Witnesses
		When Paul calls Jesus the first-born, He is saying that Jesus has all the rights of the first-born and that He has the first-born status of supremacy and preeminence.
		In effect, Jesus is saying "If you say that I am blaspheming, you must also hold that God is blaspheming because He said to those by whom the word of God came, `ye are gods.'" Nowhere does Jesus take back His statement and say that He is not one with the Father.
		Jesus had to be fully God as well as fully man in order to pay the penalty for the sins of the world.
	www.geocities.com /Athens/Delphi/8449/jwsrefut.html (3097 words)

	Faith in Jesus Christ (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Faith in Jesus Christ is the first principle of the gospel of Jesus Christ (A of F 4).
		And Christ hath said: If ye will have faith in me ye shall have power to do whatsoever thing is expedient in me. And he hath said: Repent all ye ends of the earth, and come unto me, and be baptized in my name, and have faith in me, that ye may be saved [Moro.
		Jesus said, "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven" (Matt.
	www.lightplanet.com /mormons/basic/christ/faith_eom.htm (1311 words)

	frontline: from jesus to christ - the first christians
		Program 1 traces the life of Jesus of Nazareth, exploring the message that helped his ministry grow and the events that led to his crucifixion around 30 c.e.
		The film then turns to the period that followed Jesus' death, examining the rise of Christianity and concluding with the First Revolt -- the bloody and violent siege of Jerusalem and the beginning of a rift between Christianity and Judaism.
		The broadcast explores new evidence suggesting that Jesus' followers because of their diversity and the differences in their cultures and languages, looked at and interpreted Jesus and his teachings in many different ways.
	www.pbs.org /wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/religion (411 words)

	Yay Hooray! » Jesus H Christ's Profile (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Jesus H Christ is the 6590th member of Yay Hooray!
		Jesus H Christ last logged in on November 22 2005 at 2:15am.
		Currently, Jesus H Christ is a friend of 0 users, and is an enemy of 0 users.
	jesus-h-christ.yayhooray.com (187 words)

	CATHOLIC ENCYCLOPEDIA: Jesus Christ
		Here we consider the character of Jesus as manifested first in His relation to men, then in His relation to God.
		In this article, we shall treat of the Resurrection of Jesus Christ, including its characteristics and importance.
		In its full extent it comprises the doctrines concerning both the person of Christ and His works; but in the present article we shall limit ourselves to a consideration of the person of Christ.
	newadvent.org /cathen/08374c.htm (231 words)

	jesus h christ (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Boston Temple of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
		Jesus Christ did not come to condemn you, Jesus came to save you from your sins.
		The Church of Jesus Christ (The Church) is established for the worship of Almighty God and his Son Jesus Christ.
	godslastcall.org /jesus/jesus-h-christ.html (371 words)

	The Etymology of Jesus H. Christ (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		The theologian will undoubtedly be familiar with "IHS," which stands for the Latin phrase "Jesus Hominum Salvator," which means Jesus, Savior of Man. Note that the J, as a separate character from the I, is only a few centuries old.
		The Greek scholar will look to the Greek letters for Jesus: "iota eta sigma omicron upsilon sigma," which is variously transliterated IHSOYS or IHCOYC, the latter when converted to Latin letters using the common curved sigma variant.
		The two most common forms are abbreviation by suspension, which is to use the first two letters, and abbreviation by contraction, which is to use the first and last letters.
	www.didjesusexist.com /etymology.html (665 words)

	Joseph, the foster father of Jesus Christ (WebBible Encyclopedia) - ChristianAnswers.Net (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		He is last mentioned in connection with the journey to Jerusalem, when Jesus was twelve years old.
		It is probable that he died before Jesus entered on his public ministry.
		This is concluded from the fact that Mary only was present at the marriage feast in Cana of Galilee (John 2).
	christiananswers.net /dictionary/joseph-fosterfatherofjesus.html (163 words)

	Jesus H. Christ: The Passion, Mel Gibson's bloody mess. (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Jesus H. Christ: The Passion, Mel Gibson's bloody mess.
		Edelstein, this "exercise" of suffering (passion) by Christ is central to Christian Faith.
		Seeing as how the autor blasphemed the name of Jesus Christ in the title (H. was NOT his "middle" name), I don't care to read anything else that this antiChristian has to say on the matter.
	www.freerepublic.com /focus/f-chat/1085578/posts (1987 words)

	MonkeyFilter \| Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ
		i was always fond of "Jesus H. Christ on a rubber crutch!" and if you're feeling particularly colorful, you can add an f-bomb or two to liven it up a little.
		Sweet Zombie Jesus Harold and his Mariachi band on a pony with a rubber crutch.
		First google hit for "Jesus Christ on a bicycle" is something to consider.
	monkeyfilter.com /link.php/2404 (556 words)

	Spirit of Prophecy, The Second Coming of Christ,
		John 3:5 5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
		Walking in the Spirit and the kingdom of God should encompass everything in every aspect of your existence for it is the purpose and meaning of life.
		And because you have not followed Christ’s example and words, but twist the scriptures for your own pleasure, living in a fable, desiring to escape judgment, and justice, and desire to get away with your living and walking in sin, instead of Godliness, there will be no place to hide.
	members.tripod.com /~spirit_of_prophecy (4990 words)

	UKAuthors - Jesus.H.Christ (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Talking of blasphemy, which I often do, I was expecting a spokesman from the Vatican to announce "Pope croaks" this morning, and then come back out to shout "April fools!" Well, I'd laugh....
		Hi Dazza, my old man was call 'H' and he fitted into all those categories.
		Great stuff, had a feeling that you were going to be concentrating on the H but you did it in a way I hadn't expected.
	www.ukauthors.com /article11375.html (359 words)

	My Web Times (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Three 24-hour prayer vigils also are being planned and will be held at Christ Community Church beginning this month.
		Red bracelets bearing the word "Posted" also will be on sale and proceeds will go directly to the Illinois Valley Anti-Drug Coalition, which is now forming multiple committees to help with the drug prevention effort, including a faith community sector.
		The Posted board of directors includes Wangler, John Walker of First Presbyterian Church, Tim Johnson of Bethel Lutheran Brethren Church, John Nordstram of Christ Community Church, and Steven Cook of First Church of the Nazarene.
	www.inottawa.com /archives/ottawa/sections.cgi?prcss=display&id=202341 (634 words)

	Jesus H. Christ! - Corpus Christi takes the principle of artistic expression in vain. By Jacob Weisberg (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		It is not, in fact, a work of savage (or even mild) anti-clericalism, in the tradition of the Marquis de Sade (whose every third scene involves priests and nuns performing unspeakable acts) or the films of Luis Buñuel (most famously Viridiana, with its infamous parody of the Last Supper tableau).
		There's no nudity or sex onstage, and though the Vatican regards the notion of a noncelibate gay Jesus as heretical, the playwright's intention is not sacrilegious.
		In the first, Joshua, a k a Jesus, is born in a sleazy East Texas motel room (the woman screaming for sex is on the other side of a thin wall).
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	AllRefer.com - Jesus (Jesus Christ) (Early Christianity, Biography) - Encyclopedia
		AllRefer.com - Jesus (Jesus Christ) (Early Christianity, Biography) - Encyclopedia
		Jesus or Jesus Christ[jE´zus krIst, jE´zuz] Pronunciation Key, 1st-century Jewish teacher and prophet in whom Christians have traditionally seen the Messiah [Heb.,=annointed one, whence Christ from the Greek] and whom they have characterized as Son of God and as Word or Wisdom of God incarnate.
		Muslims acknowledge him as a prophet, and Hindus as an avatar (see avatara).
	reference.allrefer.com /encyclopedia/J/JesusCh.html (204 words)

	Jesus H. Christ (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		Jesus H. Christ is a major player in the NMR.
		He is a featured vocalist of many bands, including his own solo projects.
		He is very busy running the universe and he is in and out all the time, so if you want to give him an email on a prayer you want answered,email it to Dr. Vandersol and he will make sure he gets it.
	www.angelfire.com /ca3/NMR1/NMRinfoc.html (152 words)

	Jesus H. Christ - Musician Forums (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-10)
		The H was just added randomly by some guy who wanted to be cool.
		he doesnt have an h i beileve and if anybody starts bashing on jesus are any thing abouyt christianity your probably gonna go to hell!!!!!!!
		Jesus H. christ is a guy's user name, you dumb f*s, quit assuming we're bashing Jesus**.
	www.musicianforums.com /forums/showthread.php?t=314552 (262 words)

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