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	Jesusland - Uncyclopedia
		Jesusland is a theocratic dictatorship, situated primarily in North America.
		Jesusland is often described as, both critically and affectionarely (by locals), as being run like a plantation in the extremely advanced Southern United States.
		Although unknown to many inhabitants of Jesusland due to their common trait of illiteracy, the United States of Canada (EH!), a confederation of freedom loving states, came into existence in the early 21st century when, for the second (and final) time, George W. Bush and his administration successfully rigged and won the presidential election.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Jesusland (792 words)

	washingtonpost.com: Election Map Makers, Exercising Some Latitude
		The infamous Jesusland map, which pits the blue states and Canada against a new southern theocracy, is only the tip of the cartographical iceberg.
		So the CBS maps, which were updated every five minutes on election night, are a reflection not just of "us" in all our demographic detail but also a reflection of the mind-set of political technocrats, journalists among them, who manage that detail down to the county level.
		The reconfigured maps are a balm to the wounded dignity of blue-state America; the old-fashioned ones, with their vast swaths of red, an affirmation of red-state ascendancy.
	www.washingtonpost.com /ac2/wp-dyn/A46719-2004Nov12?language=printer (1379 words)

	Jesusland map - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The meme is in the form of a map of North America which depicts a new hypothetical national border between the United States and Canada.
		Some view the map as a humorous, cynical, or even bigoted commentary on the cultural and political divide within the United States; others have labeled themselves proud to be from one "nation" or the other.
		The red states in these variant maps are called "Jesusistan", "Redstateistan", "Redneckistan"[2], the "United States of Evangelicals,"[3] "the United State of Texas", or in the most extreme case, "Dumbfuckistan," and some maps purport to show a capital of Crawford, Texas, the home of U.S. President George W. Bush.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Jesusland_map (540 words)

	Welcome to Jesusland (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-08)
		In the interest of maintaining a strong relationship with areas outside of Jesusland (aka the Rest of the World), we are working on a new world map.
		Jesuslanders should be vigilant, take notice of their surroundings, and report suspicious activities to local authorities immediately.
		We have received reports from our operatives that there are several maps of Jesusland circulating on the internet, each purporting to be "official".
	www.jesusland.com (816 words)

	US Canada v. Jesusland \| am i patriotic? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-08)
		One thing, communism is a legal political party in Jesusland, the amendment to change that will pass in 2005 - shortly after, the right to free speech will be amended to outlaw calling the president a "douchebag" or "stupid." The other words he probably just doesn't understand.
		As an opinionated person, as most of the population of Earth is, I depend on my right to diss political figures, celebrities, and all others who don't live in the real world while pretending to understand the hardships of minorities, the poor, and the sick.
		Firstly, "Jesusland" should be extended to include the province of Alberta, which would likely opt to rename itself North Texas.
	www.amipatriotic.com /story/2004/11/4/13038/9521 (2762 words)

	Spitting Llamas » Blog Archive » Jesusland (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-08)
		Well, we long knew that the Mercator representation of the world was a little off, so here’s a new map that seems to fit a little better with the current situation.
		Whoever made that map is as ignorant as the religious right and the Taliban.
		I understand the map is a form of expression and this comment is just a form of my expression.
	www.spittingllamas.com /archives/2004/11/05/jesusland (999 words)

	Re: Map: The World of Ronald Reagan - Jesusland :: Forums
		Jesusland :: Forums » Public Discussion » General Discussion » Re: Map: The World of Ronald Reagan
		I remember my high school history teacher had the original of this map on the wall in our classroom.
		Speaking of maps, the new world map on the home page of this site is amazingly accurate (tee hee) except for the arrow with "Hollywood" is actually pointing at San Francisco.
	www.jesusland.com /forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=260 (199 words)

	jeff pitcher ::: journal: the map V.II Archives
		The reason the map is relevant to me, is that much of the country who support george w.
		Perhaps the map should read “the united states of Canada” and “the land of right wing extremists.” Or “the land of people who greatly distort jesus’ teachings.” Yeah, that’s it.
		Of course the map also speaks to the idea that the states leaning left {some of them barely so} might be more in line with the political and cultural ideology of Canada.
	www.abovetheorangetrees.com /journal/archives/000377.html (11205 words)

	Designorati : Strange Maps, Strange Worlds (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-08)
		Maps of countries that never existed - or never will exist.
		…so says the proprietor of the new blog “Strange Maps”, which exhibits thought-provoking links on maps that depict things that could have been, nearly were, or completely improbable, but definitely interesting.
		And a couple of “sauce for the gander” maps of an America divided through the eyes of one Turk’s perspective.
	designorati.com /cartography/news-13/2006/strange-maps-strange-worlds (236 words)

	Sovereignty, choices and trade at Bene Diction Blogs On
		I think the map was prompted by the threats of many of the now defeated candidates’ supporters - that if they lost they were going to move to Canada where their worldview was respected.
		I think that the map reflects the (false?) dichotomy between certain faith based political values and certain social welfare values such as universal (government) health care, taxation as a means of involuntary wealth redistribution, governmental endorsement of sexual license, etc. I think that that map is an insult both to Canada and to the USA.
		I’ve seen that map elsewhere and it bugs me. The polarisation is not good for America, nor is the illusion that they can just relocate to a Democrat paradise in Canada.
	www.benedictionblogson.com /?p=1071 (990 words)

	The Jesusland map A worrying farce... will history repeat with U.S. Civil War?
		Cool to be Canadian looks at the Unsettling Relationship between the Jesusland map and conditions preceeding the American Civil War
		Compare free states and slave states from before the Civil War to the current division between red and blue states.
		Here's another site for citizens of the United States who no longer wish to be identified with that nation state, or who feel that it has abandoned them, or that it even threatens them.
	www.cool.ca /jesusland (1170 words)

	Radical Writ
		This map displays the state-by-state job approval polls of Pretzeldunce Chimpy McFlightsuit.
		His Net Approval is his job approval minus his job disapproval ratings, with positive numbers representing states where more people approve than disapprove, and negative numbers representing the opposite.
		The map begins at the 2004 Election, and every five seconds a new month appears.
	www.radicalruss.net /blog/pf/2006/03/bush_approval_map_march_2006.html (287 words)

	No Right Turn
		We've all seen the "Jesusland" map, satirising the differences between "red states" and "blue states" in the wake of the 2004 US Presidential election.
		# posted by MikeE : 9/22/2005 02:45:40 PM Sorry, but the Jesusland map is simply not transportable to NZ for a number of reasons.
		I've done a booth-by-booth map of the Wellington region (http://wellurban.blogspot.com/2005/09/urbanland-and-sprawlistan.html), and there are a few intriguing patterns that crop up.
	norightturn.blogspot.com /2005/09/someone-had-to-do-it.html (886 words)

	EchoDitto Blog \| EchoDitto
		I first referenced the Jesusland map here on the echo blog 16 days ago.
		The post is currently at the top of the second page of results when you Google "Jesusland", and some 1,200 people have found their way to our site through this search result.
		What's more interesting to me, though, is that 24 people have commented on the post—letting us and everyone know how they feel about the map and, in 3 cases, adding maps or images of their own to the discussion.
	www.echoditto.com /node/332 (310 words)

	Sandhill Trek: Jesus Land
		Nov 4, 2004 12:48:28 AM The election of George W. Bush as President of the US and supposed "Leader of the Free World" will be a case study in years to come of how to lobotomize a large part of the population without using surgical procedures.
		Nov 5, 2004 7:53:53 PM That map is actually a political cartoon from The Toronto Star suggesting a gerrymandering of the borders in reaction to the increased hits from American visitors on the Canadian immigration website (176,000 hits from Americans in a single day).
		Nov 9, 2004 5:24:08 PM I find your Maps offensive and you are all just a bunch of sore losers.
	sandhill.typepad.com /sandhill_trek/2004/11/jesus_land.html (6695 words)

	Journal Weblog: Comment on Of Morality and Money
		The mastery of the Repub's this election was to take small, insignificant issues and turning them into huge things(not to mention that the Dem's ran one of their weakest canidiates of the original 7).
		You know the type: squishy or no moral instruction during their upbringing, or whining about too strict an upbringing, who have a visceral hatred of religion in general, Christianity in particular...Islam excepted in some cases.
		There's a map bouncing around the Internet, which some have said represents a wish by some to remake the US in their own image...to seceed.
	www.badeagle.com /cgi-bin/blog/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=538 (1194 words)

	Blue states buzz over secession - The Washington Times: Nation/Politics - November 09, 2004 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-08)
		Secession, which didn't work very well when it was tried once before, is suddenly red hot in the blue states.
		One popular map circulating on the Internet shows the 19 blue states won by Sen. John Kerry —; Washington, Oregon, California, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Maryland and the Northeastern states —; conjoined with Canada to form the "United States of Canada." The 31 red states carried by Mr.
		The idea isn't just a joke; one top Democrat says, "The segment of the country that pays for the federal government is now being governed by the people who don't pay for the federal government."
	www.washtimes.com /national/20041109-122753-5113r.htm (778 words)

	The Redhunter: The US of Islam (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-08)
		The RedHunter has posted this map on his site and provided a link to his source, Cliff May, NRO contributor.
		THe little inset map, where the whole world turns nausea green is particularly of interest.
		Apparently, the map's on a United Jihad Council website; an umbrella group for about 17 organizations out of Pakistan.
	theredhunter.com /2006/03/the_us_of_islam.php (277 words)

	Classical Values :: Meme too!
		That map of "Jesusland" vs. "United States of Canada".
		Kim du Toit drew a map dividing North America into "The Constitutional Republic of America" (nearly all of the U.S. and Canada), "The People's Soviet of Eastern America (the Southeast of Canada, the Northeast of the U.S., and Cuba), and "Nuevo Aztlan" (The West Coast of the U.S.).
		I saw another such Red-Blue county map juxtaposed next to a sattelite photo of the U.S. at night.
	www.classicalvalues.com /archives/001725.html (840 words)

	Republicans & Conservatives:: JesusLand
		I hope the ‘Jesusland’ Map gets a lot of play during the next election for President.
		In Jesusland, sooner a camel fit through the eye of a needle than a rich man make it into the Senate.
		In Jesusland, a crime against the least among us is a crime against us all.
	www.watchblog.com /republicans/archives/001824.html (7505 words)

	Anti Americanism: Letters to the Editor (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-08)
		There has been a lot of talk about U.S. citizens moving to Canada.Ý There was even a map of Jesusland and the U.S. of Canada.
		This map is a liberal illusion.Ý Nobody moved to Canada after 2000 and no one will after 2004.
		My guess is that the real map would include a lot of red in most of the provinces west of Ontario.
	www.canadafreepress.com /lettersaa.htm (6212 words)

	Boston IMC: newswire/30342 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-08)
		The map shows that potential terrorist targets voted against Bush.
		We must secede unless we want to be used as a human shield for Jesusland.
		Secession is an option that should be seriously considered.
	boston.indymedia.org /newswire/display/30342/index.php (551 words)

	BuizzFlash Mailbag - November 8, 2004
		The Jesusland map has spread like wildfire in the last day.
		It might be good for the mental health of the folks in Jesusland.
		the only problem with that map is that the province of Alberta would also have to be in green.
	www.buzzflash.com /mailbag/04/11/mai04320.html (9793 words)

	JesusLand map has been updated: - Mtbr.com Forums
		JesusLand map has been updated: - Mtbr.com Forums
		you should see what happens when you place AK on that map to scale rather than squeezed onto the bottom.
		You have to look at the county by county map.
	forums.mtbr.com /showthread.php?t=60824 (1096 words)

	Talk:Jesusland - Uncyclopedia
		If it is refered to as Oilberta, should it at least contain some of Alberta?
		Could somebody please edit the Metro Jesusland Map to include Orangeland?
		Orangeland should be where the Northwest Territories are on the (real) Canada map.
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Talk:Jesusland (84 words)

	IMAO: Comment on Larger, Fatter, and Unhinged (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-08)
		Michael Hoore would move to Canada but he is too much of a fat ass retart to fit on a plane and fly over there so now he wants parts of the US to become Canadian territory.
		During those times we successfully succeded from the from the #1 superpower, and grew a little 13 colony country into a Jesusland superpower.
		Marge in MI, If you look at the county-by-county map, Jesusland is a lot bigger than it seems on the state-by-state.
	www.imao.us /cgi-bin/deaconman.cgi?entry_id=2320 (3164 words)

	Jael.org home page
		The left wing once again takes its cue from its founding father.
		Michael Moore snidely gives us his map of “Jesusland”.
		Democratic strategist Sascha Burns cannot disguise her disdain for the evangelicals that helped to re-elect George Bush.
	www.jael.org (399 words)

	World Magazine Blog: Comment on The real Jesusland (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-08)
		Michael Moore didn't come up with the Jesusland map.
		Tackiness runs in the blood of residents of Jesusland.
		If Jesusland really happens in Israel wont it be violating the notorious antiproselytizing laws enacted by the Knesset?
	www.worldmagblog.com /cgi-bin/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=20221 (1151 words)

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