| | An introduction to Trainspotting. |
 | | You will appreciate the ‘better-ride’ qualities of Turbo trains, know where Jewellery Quarter station is, even though it is not frequented by storming great Grids, and will think that the RES corporate image and stupid logo were really exciting and go ahead. |
 | | If this happens to you, you are no longer a trainspotter and neither will you care as you will have become something entirely different, a ‘Railway Enthusiast’ - or to quote the dictionary definition: ‘One who tries to pretend that their love of trains is grown up really’. |
 | | Like Corky the Cat putting one over on the water bailiff, it is frequently little more than a harmless bending of some pointless rules, the maintenance of which in many cases benefits no one. |
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