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	George Liquor - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		When Kricfalusi was fired, he was given ownership of George Liquor, under the conditions that George could never be a child molester or mass murderer (to which Kricfalusi responded "how many murders does it take for him to be considered a 'mass murderer'?").
		George has since appeared in comics and internet cartoons with his nephew, Jimmy The Hapless Idiot Boy; Jimmy's numbskull cousins, Slab and Ernie; Jimmy's love interest, Sody Pop; and George and Jimmy's pet dog, Dirty Dog.
		John K. recently announced that a direct-to-DVD George Liquor movie is in the works.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/George_Liquor (355 words)

	New Page 1
		Jimmy was exhausted to the extent that he found his eyes inexorably closing, and so he fell into a deep, uneasy sleep, forgetting his troubles for the time being, only to have them manifest themselves in the form of undefined, murky nightmares.
		Jimmy could hear his heart beating as the forward man lifted his sword and lunged, each movement seeming to take thrice as long as it should have, bounding toward them at a speed not unlike the astronauts on the moon in ’69.
		Jimmy and Kap-Lem ran, staying ahead of the stir-crazed throng and explosions, and most critically, the three relentless, bloodthirsty pirates who were so intent on their destruction.
	dragonpress.tumbolia.org /journalist.html (21824 words)

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		Jimmy had been enormously encouraging to Katy, even at times when her parents were torn between their desire to support her in whatever she wanted to do and their concern that she was really too young to take such a deep interest in such issues.
		Jimmy had been invited around to the Kents for supper, and had anticipated a long lecture from Lois, aided by Clark, on the need to take care of their daughter; instead, he had been utterly dumbfounded to be told that Clark, one of his closest friends, was in fact Superman.
		Jimmy felt that there was nothing more he could say to justify his feelings for Katy, and Lois was trying to make sense of her feelings on the subject.
	www.lcfanfic.com /stories2/lovesol.txt (16069 words)

	THE BEAST - Buffalo's Best Fiend
		Instead, the Marine Corps is refuting Jimmy Massey’s allegations with the conclusion of its own “investigation” into the claims Massey has made, which according to Harris were made available to him, and which he repeated in his hit-piece in the Post-Dispatch as well as his one-man monologue on CNN yesterday.
		Jimmy Massey’s sin is that he hasn’t transformed Iraqis into extras on the set of a modern-day frontier masculinity script.
		Though Harris on CNN claimed that Jimmy is motivated by “profit,” Jimmy and his wife have been living pretty close to the margin since Jimmy was released from service with severe post-traumatic stress disorder.
	buffalobeast.com /89/goff89.htm (2934 words)

	WWA Monday Night Meltdown
		Jimmy: EVD must be feeling very confident if he feels he can beat Somers in a test of strength.
		Jimmy: This is definitely not the end of this story, but we have to take a commercial break now.
		Jimmy: I have a bad feeling about tonight, Kash can usually be counted on for at least a small semblance of restraint, but I don’t see that tonight.
	www.wwa-online.com /pastshows/mar17-03.htm (18254 words)

	I AM FORTUNE'S FOOL! And Other Comic Book Characters
		Her father, who "was not dead after all," has been driving through the city, searching for her, and in a twist of cruel irony, Charlotte Sophia runs in front of his car and is immediately killed.
		The Hapless Child peculiarly ends with the image of a winged demon dropping a framed portrait of Charlotte Sophia; if one searches through the panels of the story, one will additionally find that tiny horned figures and strange winged or tailed creatures peer out of nooks or from behind corners in almost every panel.
		One must bear in mind that Jimmy Corrigan is neither smart nor a "kid." Jimmy is a 36-year old man; in his daily interactions with other characters, he is belittled and patronized.
	inkursion.manufacturingmystique.com /comics/maintext.html (3342 words)

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		My particular jimmy legs was so glad to see me back that he almost cried as he thrust a broom and a swab into my hands.
		Now I believe in going out with the boys when the occasion demands and making a bit of a time of it, but my folks have always been good, honest church people and believers in good, strong, modest clothing and plenty of 'em.
		One of the boys stole it from his old woman and gave it to me. Come on, let's take a swim.' "'No,' says I, 'I ain't agoing.' "'Just 'cause I ain't all dolled up in a lot of clothes?' says she.
	www.gutenberg.org /files/16634/16634.txt (21149 words)

	Chapter Excerpt: Patriarch's Hope by David Feintuch (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-09)
		Sergeant M'bovo replied; the boy was of his barracks.
		Together, we grilled the hapless Anselm until he was drenched with perspiration, and his lip beginning to tremble.
		The boy was telling the truth: he'd seen nothing out of the ordinary before the cadets went down, and had no reason to suspect Gregori or anyone else.
	www.twbookmark.com /books/92/0446524581/chapter_excerpt7829.html (5371 words)

	... and his ministers a flame of fire: [#] Fort Apache: North Pole
		If we use the method of thinking that the hapless substitute teacher used, it must be called a false statement.
		No, what it proves is that you think it's OK to engage the non-scientific sense of truth in play, but not in education and certainly not in theological expression.
		I doubt you have ever tried to convince your boy that his lego robot was a real, true-life, "living" robot.
	centuri0n.blogspot.com /2005/12/fort-apache-north-pole.html (5725 words)

	Beware of the Blog
		Irony is a bunch of idiots singing a song on a plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash
		Jimmy Vaughan opened with his backing band, but we caught the tail end of the act (thanks to an usher who insisted that he was right and the signs weren't!).
		The film itself is a mishmash, and clearly qualifies as an example of interesting material in the wrong hands.
	georgethomas.blogspot.com /2004_06_01_georgethomas_archive.html (6351 words)

	Think Progress » Bush Flashback: Using Strategic Oil Reserve To Lower Prices Damages “National ...
		Boy the trolls are using stupid spin today.
		Larry Kudlow: “The Clinton-Gore administration’s hapless and incoherent management of foreign policy is nowhere as evident as in their bungling on OPEC’s oil-price hike.
		In order to reduce the crunch at the gas pump—and boy am I thankful for that because the MoonBat-o-truck is a thirsty beast—Our President, acting in his capacity as The Decider, has decided to stop buying crude oil for our strategic oil reserve.
	thinkprogress.org /2006/04/25/bush-flashback-oil (12270 words)

	Built on a Rock (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-09)
		Ignore the hoity-toity Hollywood types who sniff in the air about "high art." I took my fourteen-year-old son to see it, and his first comment afterwards was that we must buy the DVD when it comes out.
		This is a story about a boy who has been lied to all his life, who has never had anyone to depend upon, and who has never had any men in his life that were proper role models.
		The hapless bench of judges on the 9th Circuit patronizingly delayed the California recall election because they were shocked at the allegedly high error rate of those dimpled-hanging-etc-chads.
	billcork.blogspot.com /2003_09_14_billcork_archive.html (3527 words)

	Superman Homepage - Superman Returns
		As Jimmy heads across the highway, Clark slips into the back seat of an occupied police car, and emerges as Superman and flies off.
		To get a better shot of the fire, Jimmy has climbed a firetruck's ladder, but just as he's getting the shots of his life, an explosion collapses the ladder and Jimmy falls to a burning roof.
		Any idiot could have filled his position and done the exact same, except that Gorman wasn't an idiot.
	www.supermanhomepage.com /movies/movies.php?topic=m-movie3 (6953 words)

	The Washington Post Writers Group
		Doogal and his pals Train (Chevy Chase) the choo-choo, Dylan the rabbit (Jimmy Fallon), Brian the snail (William H. Macy) and Ermintrude the cow (Whoopi Goldberg) set out to retrieve three magical diamonds that can save the kids and stop Zeebad's evil.
		The movie also deals gently with the trauma of losing parents to death or divorce and the pain of having to move away.
		Very bloody shootouts, beatings; guns put to boy's head; nonexplicit, but creepy -- and arguably gratuitous -- sequence shows boy abducted by child pornographers/killers posing as nice couple; much bellowed profanity; nude dancers; drug use.
	www.postwritersgroup.com /archives/film0302.htm (1267 words)

	GameSpy.com - Articles
		Even more laughable is the fact that when a giant Kilrathi battleship passes overhead of our hapless heroes, the order is given to be deathly quiet.
		Double Dragon was simply so bad, a majority of people out there don't even know of the film's existence and it's likely they ever will.
		With Double Dragon, Patrick plays another villainous role, namely the "Shadow Boss" who is trying to become king of LA. No names Scott Wolf and Marc Dacascos are the Lee brothers brother Jimmy, and literally punched and kicked their way through an army of thugs to save the damsel in distress.
	archive.gamespy.com /legacy/articles/movies_b.shtm (938 words)

	PakPassion - Pakistan Cricket Forum - The Worst Test Captains ever ??
		Identified with the cause of the Board by former Packer signatories, Hughes was only suffered by them as a skipper, and his tearful resignation at Brisbane in December 1984 after only four victories in 28 matches was one of that office's sorriest spectacles....
		Tendulkar was not so much a bad skipper as he was a thoroughly confused and burdened fellow whilst batting as his form plummetted after he was given the responsible mantle of captaincy.
		jimmy adams cheated pakistan the last time we were in the carribian
	www.pakpassion.net /ppforum/archive/index.php/t-6632.html (3548 words)

	The Sideshow
		Altercation warns: The smart boys at The Note say that the weekend will be dominated by North Korea.
		She claims she didn't vote, I talked to her Nov 3, 2004 and she admitted she'd voted or Bush (boy, was I pissed...Ironically enough, my brother's wife was pissed at him for voting Bush...I've learned not to talk that level of "who did you vote for" with relatives...digressing again).
		I went over to the Jimmy Choo site and concluded that my feet are cuter than those shoes anyway.
	sideshow.me.uk /index.htm (12802 words)

	Bad Beat Blog: 12/01/2004 - 12/31/2004 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-09)
		It was a monster night that was marred only by a late suckout on a $25 NL table when my flopped straight lost to a rivered boat and I dropped $34.
		The first was pretty entertaining stuff, Gus Hansen calling Antonio Esfandiari's all-in holding T8s (The magician had 77) and hitting the 8 on the river to knock him out was probably the most unbelievable play I've ever seen in a big tournament.
		In my only real score of the entire match, with 11 players left, I got seat 1 idiot to put down his hand to a semi-bluff all-in with a nut flush draw and second pair on the turn.
	badbeatblog.blogspot.com /2004_12_01_badbeatblog_archive.html (8969 words)

	Beek's Books - Spümco "Comic Book" (comicbook reviews)
		This issue consists of two 30-something-page stories, the first featuring Jimmy the Hapless Boy (a drooling idiot) and his adventures with a remote control, the second being the first part of a story featuring George Liquor (a middle-aged "guy") going fishing.
		The stories, however, are little more than self-indulgent juvenile gags about poop, skirt-chasing, making fun of idiots, and animal mutilation.
		The whole project seems to be an effort to appeal to the most immature aspects of its audience, while doing it with the liberties of a "mature readers" book.
	www.rzero.com /books/SpumcoComicBook.html (566 words)

	UK Article
		Richard Kind - the bulky actor who plays Paulie, the naive, hapless, panicky press secretary in Spin City - was staying over at Clooney's house for a while.
		This happens a lot: Clooney has eight spare bedrooms so his mates can hide out if they've been thrown out by their wives.
		He thinks Jimmy Carter was a much underrated president.
	www.sightssounds.net /uk_article.htm (1383 words)

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		Jimmy hung up the phone and checked another name off his list.
		A second corner of her brain reminded her that it was Jimmy who'd bailed her out today, instead of Clark, and she might consider starting to worry about his whereabouts as soon as she finished the write-up on the robbery and the Council meeting.
		Every joker with a grudge is phoning in bomb threats, and every jerk," he said, and lifted the man from the floor, "who's had too much to drink and just can't stop, is stepping on my free time." The man swallowed, but had no place to go.
	www.lcfanfic.com /stories2/happyann.txt (5643 words)

	a eunuch by any other name...
		i have no respect whatsoever for hapless sellouts llike norm mineta, amy tan, bruce lee and the elaine chaos of their world.
		As for me not being the "sharpest knife in the toolbox", that's a funny and ironic statement considering that I trained and mentored Chowmein-chuck (who you are trying to cozy up to) in the early days.
		If I'm such an idiot, wouldn't Chowmein-chuck be an idiot as well through learning from me? Admit it, you are jealous of my intellect, my wit, and my knowledge.
	www.asianguy.com /msgs1/23.shtml (5216 words)

	Amazon.com: My Greatest Day in Baseball: Forty-Seven Dramatic Stories by Forty-Seven Stars : As Told to John P. ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-09)
		Sometimes myth triumphs over absolute truth in the players' memories, but baseball has always made room for its legends, and so much antiquated charm manages to seep into these pages as a result.
		When I think of what-a idiot I'd a been if I'd struck out and I could-a, just as well as not because I was mad and I'd made up my mind to swing at the next pitch if I could reach it with a bat.
		Boy, when I think of the good breaks in my life..." Ruth leads off the volume, and merely sets the table.
	www.amazon.com /exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0803263686?v=glance (897 words)

	mediabistro.com: Articles: Q&A: Will Leitch
		I have a lot of stories where I'm the idiot, and the columns started with a couple of those.
		To me, the most important part of keeping that midwestern part is knowing that no matter what, you're just a dumb idiot from nowhere, so don't take yourself too seriously.
		It's part of the idea of the book, too, being comfortable with who you are, and not trying to be something you're not—particularly when you've been laid off a thousand times, and everyone's telling you: "We don't want you around.
	www.mediabistro.com /articles/cache/a982.asp?pntvs=1& (1898 words)

	Amazon.com: To Die for: Books: Joyce Maynard (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-09)
		There's Jimmy Emmet, who worships her as stupidly as does her hapless restaurant-family husband Larry; Russell Hines, who's just in it for the thousand dollars; and Lydia Mertz, who's so hopelessly smitten with Suzanne's big-sister glamour that she's willing to supply the gun.
		But the real culprits, as bestselling author/media-child Maynard (Baby Love, 1981; Domestic Affairs, 1987, etc.) keeps screaming in an amusingly flat series of self-revealing monologues, are Malibu Barbie, Victoria's Secret, Wheel of Fortune, abusive (or adoring) parents, and Donahue--all the accoutrements of cut-rate acculturation that give her characters such venal dreams and mindless determination.
		For example, she videotapes the kids hanging out at her house after her husband is killed; she has sex with the young boy while the girl waits downstairs.
	www.amazon.com /exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0451186079?v=glance (1468 words)

	The Top Infinite Reasons Kirk Is Better Than Picard (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-09)
		In "First Contact," when Picard and his Away Team find their fellow crewmembers being turned into Borg on the lower decks of the Enterprise, Picard actually shoots and kills a crewman who is pleading with Picard for help.
		The first, or course being an underage boy (Wesley Crusher), the second being the loathesome Ensign Ro (who was given the choice of serving aboard the Enterprise or time in prison!), and best of all, the temporarily powerless Q, a raving psychotic who has terrorized countless beings and worlds!
		When Kirk and all his male crew members fell prey to an alien force in the Animated episode "The Lorelei Signal," Uhura and Nurse Chapel were able to take command of the Enterprise and lead the female crew members to save the day.
	www.geocities.com /Area51/Rampart/4537/krkbest.html (14862 words)

	The King of Cartoons
		Book) featuring Jimmy the Idiot Boy and George Liquor American and has
		They are developing many of the other characters in their stable, including
		Jimmy the Hapless Boy, George Liquor, He Hog The Atomic Pig and The Ripping Friends for films, television and specials.
	www.angelfire.com /wi/RenStimpy2000/JohnKbio.html (703 words)

	When applesauce simply doesn't cut it anymore...
		Okay, so I was sitting here doing some research on the rudd and its ability to invade and adapt to almost any ecosystem when I got distracted.
		And ho boy, as far as distractions go this was a doozy.
		I'm less than halfway done my essay and I don't think I'll be working on it until at least after dinner.
	g-gwozdecky.livejournal.com (12749 words)

	Films I
		Slapstick musical-comedy, directed by Vincente Minnelli and based on Buster Keaton's "Spite Marriage," stars Red Skelton as a hapless taylor's apprentice whose dream girl (Eleanor Powell) agrees to marry him only after her beau jilts her.
		Boys, Carry Me 'Long (Chorus); Old Dog Tray (Bill Shirley and Tray the Dog); Camptown Races (Bill Shirley and Eileen Christy); The Jeannie Polka (?) (played on flute by Bill Shirley onscreen, danced by Eileen Christy); On Wings of Song (Muriel Lawrence); Lo!
		Danny (Frank Sinatra) meets shy Jamie Shellgrove (Peter Lawford) in England during the war, and offers to teach him to be less "stuffy." After the war, Danny returns to home town Brooklyn where he re-unites with his old pal Nick (Jimmy Durante), the janitor at the high school he graduated from.
	www.classicmoviemusicals.com /filmsi.htm (4212 words)

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