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| | JOE SOMEBODY |
 | | She would really hate Joe Somebody, a new film that shows the transformation of a downtrodden corporate drone into a confident, sharply dressed player after he is slapped around like a two-dollar whore while his terrified daughter looks on. |
 | | Joe is recently divorced, and his ex-wife Callie (Kelly Lynch, Charlie's Angels) is practically balling some hunky actor-wannabe (Ken Marino, Dawson's Creek) right in front of him every time he picks up his annoyingly precocious daughter Natalie (Hayden Panettiere, Remember the Titans), who is, at least initially, sexually ambiguous. |
 | | The rest of Somebody depicts Joe taking self-defense lessons from a washed-up action star (James Belushi, Return to Me) and gaining confidence as he is accepted into a new, more popular crowd as Natalie and Meg watch in horror. |
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