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	Reference.com/Encyclopedia/Joel Gertner
		Joel Gertner was a manager/broadcaster of Extreme Championship Wrestling and Total Nonstop Action Wrestling.
		Joel Gertner started out as a ring announcer in ECW, but thanks to Shane Douglas, Gertner became a heel and started taunting or making fun of the 'good guy' wrestlers during their introduction to or in the ring.
		Joel then became a broadcaster on ECW on TNN along with Joey Styles, leading to a feud with broadcaster/manager/wrestler and "Network" representative Cyrus "The Virus".
	www.reference.com /browse/wiki/Joel_Gertner (470 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Joel gertner began in ECW in 1995 as a time keeper.
		With gertner, the Dudleys soon became 'evil' and became the most foul-mouthed bunch in wrestling.
		Joel was approached by TNN to be a commentator on their new ECW show, which led to a feud with TNN's executive - Cyrus.
	www.angelfire.com /ma/f13cool/ecwGertner.html (178 words)

	Obsessed With Wrestling (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Joel Gertner was the manager of the Dudley Boyz in Extreme Championship Wrestling..
		Joel Gertner then became the broadcast partner of Joey Styles when ECW was given a timeslot on the TNN Television Network..
		June 12, 2005 - ECW One Night Stand: Joel Gertner interviewed the anti-ECW crusaders and begged Eric Bischoff for a job...
	www.obsessedwithwrestling.com /profiles/j/joel-gertner.html (134 words)

	The Offical Joel Gertner Page (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Joel Gertner is the funniest man in wrestling today.
		Joel is the one and the only quintessential studdmuffin and hopefully someday I will meet him and he will proclaim me the one and only unoffical quintessential studdmuffin.
		Joel said this after he did one of his name introductions.
	members.aol.com /DavidFJ/gertner.html (1295 words)

	StormWrestling.com - Commentary - July 6, 2006
		Danny Doring’s gimmick was very sexual based so I thought Joel would make a good manager for them and be a means by which to add to their credibility as a team.
		Joel would be reluctant because of his commentary duties, but eventually a deal would be struck where Danny promises Joel a night with Amy (without Amy’s knowledge) if he manages them to the tag team titles.
		Gertner is ecstatic but Cyrus ruins the party by confronting Gertner about conflict of interest, stating that he can’t be both a commentator and a manager.
	www.stormwrestling.com /070906.html (841 words)

	Ring of Honor Discussion Forum - Gertner
		I even went as far to ask him if anybody had told him he looked like joel gertner, and he really didn't give me a straight answer and then trailed off onto some random tangent...
		Gertner lost a ton of lbs during the start of TNA in 2002, he was managing Lenny Lane and Lodi.
		I thought his schtick with the Dudleys was great, his best line IMO was Joel "A tisket, a tasket, let me slip my biscuit in your basket" Gertner.
	www.rohwrestling.com /MessageBoard/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1231 (453 words)

	joel gertner (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
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	djuj854125.youritalymap.com /joel-gertner.html (337 words)

	ProWrestling.com > Fantasy > RFI - ECW Monday Massacre
		Joel, “Simmons and Johnson are destroying their opponents, and now Ron Simmons has is bringing a table into the mix.” Simmons sets up the table then walks over to the bell ringer and takes his chair.
		Joel, “Joey the Nation wants to eliminate all things standing in their way.” Simmons walks back to where the Bashams are and nails Danny over the head with the chair.
		Joel, “Lance is doing the Storm and Jive Joey; Lance is getting down and having a little fun.” Storm walks down the isle giving a high fives to many of the fans, then he climbs into the ring and poses in the corner.
	www.prowrestling.com /articles/fantasy/805.shtml (11805 words)

	Joel Gertner - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Joel Gertner is an American Professional wrestling personality.
		Joel went to Total Nonstop Action Wrestling on June 26, 2002 to introduce a new tag team, 'The Rainbow Express.' Joel left TNA shortly after this.
		He was also a part of ECW One Night Stand 2005 (during which, in the course of an interview, he literally begged Eric Bischoff for a job) and Hardcore Homecoming.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Joel_Gertner (450 words)

	ProWrestling.com > Indy Zone > Joel Gertner and CW Anderson at Huge MLW Event
		MLW is extremely proud to announce the addition of “The Enforcer” CW Anderson, "Quintessential Studmuffin"Joel Gertner, and "Manager of Champions" Bill Alfonso as part of the September 26, 2002 “Reload” event at the Manhattan Center Ballroom at 311 West 34th Street in New York City, New York.
		Starting out in ECW as a ring announcer, Gertner quickly found his calling both on the microphone and in the corner of the Dudley Boyz, leading them to one of the most dominant tag team runs ever.
		However, Gertner was not satisfied with such, and now has set his eyes on causing more chaos and controversy...
	www.prowrestling.com /articles/indy/887.shtml (608 words)

	Joel Gertner Interview: Talks about ECW One Night Stand II, TNA rumor (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Joel Gertner was this weeks featured guest on the Get In The Ring radio show.
		Joel says he is now working for MXW (www.mxwwrestling.com).
		Joel talks about the origins of the stud muffin gimmick, the neck brace, and working for WWE.
	www.wrestleview.com /news2006/1147365364.shtml (399 words)

	Ring of Honor Discussion Forum - Hardcore Homecoming Results and Question (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Joey started to continue, but was interrupted by a "Well, well, well" as Joel Gertner came to the ring, to a huge ovation.
		After Joel finished, a "F*** you Cyrus" chant started, and Cyrus acted like he was moved by it.
		Cyrus shook Joel's hand, and said he was going to try and stay in character, but Joel cracked him up.
	www.rohwrestling.com /MessageBoard/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11689 (5623 words)

	ECW Anarchy Rulz Results
		Gertner does another one of his classic opening phrases.
		Gertner takes off his headset and heads to the ring.
		Gertner takes off his shirt and he is decorated like Kamala.
	www.lordsofpain.net /reports/ppv/ecwanarchyrulz10-1-00.html (1436 words)

	1WRESTLING.COM - NEWSLINE - PRO WRESTLING'S DAILY NEWS SOURCE
		Joel Gertner talks about Japanese wrestling, White Kamala, getting a job in ECW and much more...
		Joel says he actually went to a White Sox baseball game during ECW's Chicago swing and he played the character in a luxury box in the stadium to the disgust of about 40,000 Chicago baseball fans.
		*Joel says the first Japanese PPV was only on "In Demand 2" and this upcoming PPV will be on "In Demand 1" which opens up a lot more potential for the audience.
	www.1wrestling.com /news/newsline.asp?news=8302 (500 words)

	Joel Gertner - Miscellaneous (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Insolent, arrogant and cavalier, Joel Gertner is the co-host of Extreme Championship Wrestling on The Nashville Network and, allegedly, every woman's dream.
		A former ring announcer and timekeeper for Extreme Championship Wrestling, Joel Gertner took ECW by storm when he became the Dudley Boyz' manager, leading them to a record six ECW World Tag Team championships in two short years.
		Holding a fl belt in linguistics, Gertner possesses a vocabulary as dangerous as his self-proclaimed sexual prowess, and is not above using ECW's television network as a means to his personal ends.
	maxpages.com /profileville3/Joel_Gertner - !http://www.maxpages.com/profileville3/Joel_Gertner (229 words)

	ECW on TNN Results - Results For June 30, 2000 - Wrestling (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Milwaukee, WI Hosted by Joey Styles and Joel Gertner• Cyrus was shown backstage with Rhino.
		Joel Gertner introduced himself as Joel "You know I've got no shame, I met a girl who feels the same between my distance and my aim, I hit the ceiling when I..." Jerry Lynn interrupted Gertner and entered the ring with a referee shirt on.
		Jerry said that Joey and Joel needed to go back to the announcer's booth and call the upcoming match, because he had everything under control.
	maxpages.com /tpww/ECW_on_TNN - !http://maxpages.com/tpww/ECW_on_TNN (1123 words)

	5-11-06
		Joel Gertner: you got that right Joey, here comes Ric now.
		Joel Gertner: Looks like some kind of a Camel Clutch.
		Joel Gertner: I never doubted him for a second.
	www.freewebs.com /rcdub/results/5-11-06.htm (1508 words)

	Followups on Kronik and Francine, Whipwreck, Gertner, and Taylor interviews
		Joel said he is also working for MECW (Main Event Championship Wrestling).
		Gertner said he has an interview up on the web at http://www.brooklynhookers.com.
		Joel said that Paul Heyman was very good to him.
	www.lordsofpain.net /news/articles/99954982590790.html (2445 words)

	SLAM! Wrestling: Joel Gertner
		However, many would argue that it is his raunchy wit and cutting humour that are his true strengths, despite his managerial success.
		Ever clad in his tuxedo jacket and neckbrace, Gertner would usually goad opponents from ringside, thus making them lose concentration on the match and leaving them prone for a Dudley sneak attack.
		With the Dudley clan reportedly off to the WWF, it appears that Joel will undertake a new role within the ECW, possibly as a commentator on the TNN show with Joey Styles.
	slam.canoe.ca /WrestlingStarBios/gertner.html (145 words)

	Joel Gertner - tpwwforums.com
		Actually Joel Gertner is....clears throat Well, Well, Well, It is I, The Man, your mother warned you about, and the man who makes your panties moist, The Quinesstial Stud Muffin....Joel, One Time I f***** a chick with the remote control, and everytime she screamed, she made the channel change.....Gertner....
		Yeah, God that was the most kickass line ever, God I miss both him and yes..the Man Who had the largest arms in the World and could rip the Guniness Book of World Records in half and beat the snot out of ripley, Beleive it or not...And Pro Wrestling, Only true masadon, Big Dick Dudley
		Joel was the man. He had the baddest ass one liners ever.
	www.tpww.net /forums/showthread.php?t=7450 (201 words)

	3StrandWrestling: Can You Honestly Say There's A Better Wrestling Website?
		For those of you that watched Extreme Championship Wrestling, here are some sayings by the quintessential stud muffin Joel Gertner...
		It is I, the quintessential stud muffin, Joel, I'm the one they want to pork, when I'm in Buffalo New York,
		Prior to Joel Gertner coming out, Joey Styles and Cyrus were on the mic, with Cyrus making fun of the crowd and Joel Gertner.
	www.3strandwrestling.com /comedy/gertnerisms.shtml (298 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Joel Gertner Talks About ECW, TNA and More
		Phantom asks about the internet rumor of Joel sleeping in his car, with Joel replying he didn't even travel to Nashville in a car.
		Joel says he is now working for MSW (http://mswwrestling.com).
	www.powerwrestling.com /news/print.php?id=2254 (334 words)

	ECW On TNN Report 2.4.00 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Styles does his customary opening, and this time Gertner is 'Joel 'Deport that kid from Cuba / In fact, send them all back en masse / Furthermore, take the entire country / And shove it up Castro's -- '.
		Back to the ECW ON TNN set, Styles is hyping the next match, but Gertner, in a 'petulant frenzy' (quote Frank Zappa nevermore!), is bitching about Cyrus.
		During the instant replay, Gertner claims that Rhodes' elbow is loaded 'with a space-age polymer that's found in Uranus.' Another commercial break.
	www.cjmarsicano.com /archive/ecwontnn/020400.htm (1692 words)

	JHW Radio Appearances: Missy Hyatt, Joel Gertner, wK MEDIA - TWNPNews.com Headline (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Monday November 26th, Joel Gertner will be Sports Byline USA with Ron Barr.
		Visit http://www.sportsbyline.com/ to find out what time and on what station the show is broadcasted in your area.
		Saturday November 24th, Joel Gertner will be on The LAW: Live Audio Wrestling, hosted by Jeff Marek and Dan "The Mouth" Lovranski.
	www.twnpnews.com /messages2/4000/4578.shtml (353 words)

	Joel Gertner Photos - Joel Gertner News - Joel Gertner Information
		Most Recent Role: Joel Gertner on ECW Pay-Per-View
		Vince Mcmahon got Paul Heyman to bring back all of our favorite ECW wrestlers for one last special event.
		Tell the world what you think of Joel Gertner, write a review for this person.
	www.tv.com /joel-gertner/person/256080/summary.html (108 words)

	Joel Gertner Re-Opens Official Website - TWNPNews.com Headline
		David Jakielo, from the old stomping grounds of JoelGertner.com, the first and best Joel Gertner web site, is BACK, and will assist in providing and editing content for what will be the wildest Internet destination accessible in the free world.
		Here's your opportunity, if you're a female fan of Joel's (and who isn't?) to submit your pictures and have them taken into...um...consideration...
		PLUS: A weekly commentary, the latest on where you can see Joel, book Joel, get in TOUCH with Joel, and anything else you, Joel, or anybody else has the capacity to think of.........Beware, be forewarned, and be prepared for the quintessential online wrestling experience.
	www.twnpnews.com /messages2/7000/7235.shtml (329 words)

	Amazon.ca: E.C.W.: 1998: Heatwave: DVD: Joey Styles,Joel Gertner,Peter Senerchia,Mikey Whipwreck,Jerry Lynn,Tom ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		On August 2, 1998, the fiercest and most emotionally charged battles fought in the history of Extreme Championship Wrestling took place live for the world to witness on Pay-Per-View.
		Dudleyz znd Joel Gertner saying that they will destroy Tommy Dreamer,The Sandman and Little Spike Dudley.
		And Taz claimed he was going to take back the victory that Bigelow took from him at Living Dangerously '98.
	www.amazon.ca /E-C-W-1998-Heatwave-Ron-Buffone/dp/B00005LOLI (1836 words)

	tOA: the Other Arena
		Joel Gertner and Joey Styles are in the ring.
		Joel Gertner grabs the mic, and cuts another amusing, yet very sexually offensive, promo.
		Styles says it has been a long road for Raven.
	www.otherarena.com /htm/cgi-bin/history.cgi?2000/ecwtnn071400 (882 words)

	New ECW t-shirts for sell, Axl Rotten status with new ECW, Joel Gertner
		His status with the company remains up in the air right now.
		Former ECW star Joel Gertner was spotted handing out flyers for the MXW promotion outside of the Hammerstein Ballroom before ECW's One Night Stand PPV.
		Gertner is currently booking for the independent promotion.
	www.wrestleview.com /news2006/1150315546.shtml (183 words)

	UCWA Zone: Rumors
		Once again Joey shut your mouth in the the pressence of greatness.
		yes it is I, your quintessential studdmuffin, Joel "You’re mom though she was the BEEP, So I made her my bit@h" Gertner.
		And I'm here to bring you some of the news that has been floating around the watering hole of the studs and hoes of UCWA.
	www.stormloader.com /users/ucwa/UCWAZone092702.html (436 words)

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