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| | IGN: John McClane Opens Up A Can of WhoopAss |
 | | Not only will an image of the disheveled, bruised, bloody, sweaty body of John McClane make youths want to down the WhoopAss drink, but also gamers will find hints, secret level tips, special mode info, and cheat codes for DHT2 printed on the can... |
 | | The contest will run until the end of the year, about when we at IGN will actually get playable copy of the DHT2 game due out next month (which, by the way, we are very excited about despite the snide attitude). |
 | | In other news, today marked a landmark at IGN, as the headline for this article -- "John McClane Opens Up A Can of WhoopAss" -- has been recognized as the easiest and most obvious headline ever written by an IGN intern. |
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