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| | Fw: Wednesday From Ragtime Bill |
 | | It's either Oxford or Cambridge." (John Snagge - Boat Race between only Oxford and Cambridge) - "The Queen's Park Oval, exactly as its name suggests, is absolutely round." (Tony Crozier) ------ My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited the general manager's report on the performance of our branch. |
 | | Then the manager blushed, cleared his throat, and added, "I meant superlatives." ------ This one is from John: A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. |
 | | After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." ------ And finally, more from the "some old, some new" category... |
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