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 | | So Johnny goes to Carmine, the boss of the New York operation, referred to by the Jersey crew, using low and meaningful voices, as simply New York, and he asks Carmine to sanction a hit on the guy who told the joke, Ralph Cifaretto. |
 | | So Johnny Sack with great difficulty retells the joke he heard that Ralph Cifaretto told some guys about how fat his wife is: Someone at the poker game mentioned that Johnny's wife went to see a doctor, and Ralph then says, apparently, "Yeah, she's getting a 90-pound mole removed from her a**." |
 | | So Johnny has to explain it, painfully: The implication here, he tells Carmine, is that my wife is so fat that her rear end could conceivably sustain a 90-pound mole. |
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