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	Jonah Falcon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Falcon believes his penis is "perfectly formed", a claim more than one urologist has ascribed to, with a 15° curve downward after the first 6 inches (15 cm) -- Joey Arias had described it as "yam-shaped".
		Falcon was reported as claiming in a magazine article that his father was legendary porn star John Holmes, but according to a June 12, 2003 Rolling Stone magazine profile, "family members scoff at this suggestion" -- in fact, Falcon himself scoffed at it.
		Falcon is an avid New York Yankees fan, and currently preparing a New York City cable television call-in show devoted to the team.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Jonah_Falcon (398 words)

	Rolling Stone : Mr. Big
		Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise.
		When Jonah Falcon was in fifth grade, his class was allowed to use the school swimming pool.
		Falcon has at times said that his biological father was legendary porn star John "Johnny Wadd" Holmes, who died of AIDS in 1988.
	www.rollingstone.com /news/story/5938137/mr_big (1128 words)

	PervScan » Huge Manhood Is a Curse
		Jonah’s is 13in, 9in unaroused — a fact TV viewers can verify when he appears naked in a C4 documentary in the spring… Jonah insists size doesn’t matter.
		Falcon actually naked are difficult to come by, but here are two (nsfw!): one and two.
		Falcon, then perhaps having sex with a horse is not quite as outrageous or weird as you might at first imagine.
	www.pervscan.com /2006/01/26/huge-manhood-is-a-curse (1067 words)

	Black men have the biggest cocks? WTF? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect.
		Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs.
		When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches.
	www.newsdiscussion.com /index.cgi?okay=get_topic&topic_id=1602776 (333 words)

	Functional Ambivalent
		Falcon’s life was set on a course that led, among other thing, to long strings of meaningless sexual encounters with women he barely knew: His friends’ mothers and sisters.
		If Jonah Falcon were to run an ad for himself, he could include in it this blurb from Rolling Stone.
		Falcon knows it or not, there is help available for a man with his particular deformity.
	www.functionalambivalent.blogspot.com /2004_03_21_functionalambivalent_archive.html (3504 words)

	Ballot Expansion Project (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Last year another one of our members joined the long line of people suggesting we dig deeper and bring those old ballots up to snuff.
		Jonah was so insistent that we revise our outdated lists that he made his own 'new and improved' 1978 Stinkers ballot to show us it could be done.
		As we went through the various nominees that Jonah presented, we started renting some of the 1978 movies that we'd long forgotten.
	www.thestinkers.com /newballots.html (328 words)

	SOHH.com Global Forum - rolling stone article about a guy with a big.. (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Falcon claims to possess "confidential" information proving his lineage, but family members scoff at this suggestion.
		When Jonah was ten, an older neighborhood kid told an eighteen-year-old woman, "I've got a buddy who's got the biggest **** you'll ever see.
		He remembers "fondling and ****ing" and that the woman was probably on top, but all that is vague to him now.
	forums.sohh.com /showthread.php?t=317070 (1230 words)

	Daze Reader sex news blog - June 01, 2003 - June 07, 2003
		Jonah Falcon previously got a spate of press in 1999.
		Jonah Falcon: Self-described actor-screenwriter who parades around in seemingly painted-on spandex shorts which highlight his gargantuan shlong, thereby giving one the willy ("It's 13-and-a-half erect, nine-and-a-half soft," he informs).
		Jonah Falcon, 28, is so proud of his 13-inch-long, three-inch-wide member, he's writing a screenplay (non-pornographic, he insists) chronicling its ups and downs (and you thought the creators of "Boogie Nights" had already done that).
	www.dazereader.com /week_2003_06_01.htm (2193 words)

	Falcon - jonah 13 5 inch, peregrine, falcons (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Falcon rejects Fire Department proposals For the second time, Falcon voters have rejected the fire districts bid to raise property taxes and expand the department Two proposals to raise taxes for the Falcon Fire Protection District failed during Tuesdays election
		Falcon Northwest: Dare to Dream So you just won the lotto and are looking for ways to "invest" your prize money - or maybe you just want one of the most extreme computers that money can buy?
		Falcon Northwest offered us the chance to take their latest FragBox SLI system out for a test drive, and who are we to pass up such an opportunity?
	www.nullbits.com /falcon (181 words)

	Jonah Falcon (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Jonah Falcon is best known for owning the reputedly largest documented...
		Discuss this person with other users on IMDb message board for Jonah Falcon
		Find where Jonah Falcon is credited alongside another name
	www.imdb.com /name/nm0265959 (86 words)

	Jonah Falcon
		Falcon 22 / 1987 / 610.000 EUR jonah falcon..Seriously for sale.
		People discover us searching for jonah falcon picture and another name for horse.
		Review by Jonah Falcon, C. "As it is, it's a mediocre first person shooter wrapped in a terrific storyline with great voice acting and music, the polar opposite of its predecessor."
	www.falcons.blackbeltaction.com /jonah-falcon.php (303 words)

	Daze Reader: Jonah Falcon has a huge penis
		To everyone who's wondering what Jonah is doing in the picture: he's showing that his cock is as long as his forearm.
		I think jonah falcon has the longest penis in the world...wow----annie saengmontree.
		Perhaps you are concerned, Jonah, that people will not look at you as an intellectual, or take you seriously as an actor.
	www.dazereader.com /001531.htm (4094 words)

	? \| MetaFilter (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		I, for one, am glad Falcon is getting some loving from someone, because my reaction is similar to orange swan's and dash_slot-'s: no way, man. Contrary to porn, there is a point at which bigger is no longer better.
		Falcon also receives (at no extra charge!) a free genuine Rolling Stone "fan club" page.
		Jonah's original home page was linked to Portal of Evil a couple of years back, and the resulting melee of Photoshopped images and tasteless jokes still exists on this fan page.
	www.metafilter.com /comments.mefi/26197 (3618 words)

	Jonah Falcon - Topic Powered by Groupee Community
		I mean he told me he was but I guess I didn't believe it.
		But Jonah didn't run away or close his eyes.
		For some random reason I was just thinking about guys that have that hot dude-next-door look that are well...hung and a friend of mine said...Jonah Falcon and I was like "oh yeah" and came across this on MBNYC.
	motherboards.infopop.cc /groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/9106060101/m/52810566211/r/99010411721 (1428 words)

	Giants, As It Refers To Lips
		Jonah Falcon is obviously either a lunatic, an idiot, or some fanciful, Lewis Carroll-esque combination of the two.
		He is bravely, strongly against racism, including - presumably - racism based solely on the color of your lesbianism.
		So taking those non-trivial complaints into account, the fact that Giants espouses a dangerous ideology that Jonah Falcon finds morally repugnant ultimately only costs it one half of one star.
	www.oldmanmurray.com /news/317.html (383 words)

	Recent Alumni in the News
		The 'high point' of Jonah's high school career was a meeting with the science fiction writer Issac Asimov, patron saint of nerds.
		Jonah's quotation in the senior yearbook suggests that at the time he was either reading too much Beckett or contemplating suicide.
		Near the bottom of the sheet was the name Jonah Falcon and an entry, which anyone who didn't know better might have assumed was a particularly juvenile gag...
	www2.bxscience.edu /alum/news/innews99.htm (17847 words)

	BananaGuide BG Wire - June 6, 2003
		His name is Jonah Falcon; he's straight, an actor, a contributor to numerous Web review sites and blogs, and - the owner of a humungous penis.
		We learned of Jonah because of a profile of him in the current issue of Rolling Stone.
		Oh, yeah - we guess you'll be wanting to see a pic - these were taken a while ago when Jonah was slim.
	www.bananaguide.com /html/bgwire121.htm (448 words)

	HOMEGAME INDUSTRIES - HGNEWS - FUN AND GAMES (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		That's why this month, Stephen and Albert have decided to give rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc star, Jonah Falcon, a game of his very own.
		And we're TOTALLY sure Jonah won't take pride in Stephen and Albert's hard work and promote it on his website in an attempt to make it look like it doesn't bother him, when in fact it does.
		INSTRUCTIONS: As Jonah Falcon, your mission is to manipulate your 13.5" sausage to a photo of yourself, just because you can.
	www.homegame.org /news/fungames (237 words)

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	QuarterToThree Message Boards
		Falcon would probably look at your wife and also say, "Not in a million years" since he's gay.
		Guys, you simply cannot have a Jonah Falcon discussion without pointing people to Brett Todd's Oct. 12, 2000 Sports Therapy: http://gamepen.ugo.com/gamepen/features.asp?itemid=54.
		Well, I do like Brett Todd's writing in general, but I linked to that particular column because it has a review of posts concerning Jonah Falcon and his principal attribute.
	quartertothree.com /boards/messages/17/132.shtml?... (1065 words)

	Celestial Heavens - All Things Might and Magic
		Big himself, Jonah Falcon, is back with a Winds of War version of what is probably his best map, Growing Nations.
		The always consistent Celestial Heavens readers gave this map a rating of 7.77, and its Gathering Storm version a rating of 7.76.
		Jonah mentions that he added Winds of War conservatories to the new version, and a lot of movement modifiers to allow faster travel (because the map is an extra-large, obviously!).
	www.celestialheavens.com /viewpage.php?id=1112413372 (247 words)

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	village voice > news > Guy Trebay by Guy Trebay (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		The guy with the foot-long penis is introducing himself to the fellow who's gone on record as calling the human phallus a heinous device.
		"Yeah, well, they actually measured me on camera," allows 28-year-old Falcon, whose skintight jeans seem designed to reveal the fact that he's smuggling an anaconda around New York.
		And speaking of cut, no pun intended, here comes Phil Galasso, who three years ago had cosmetic surgery for the restoration of his long-ago decapitated foreskin.
	www.villagevoice.com /news/9910,trebay,4379,4.html (947 words)

	Best of New York 2003
		Tucked away in a pair of jeans in Brooklyn is one of the biggest dicks in the country.
		Bulging out of 33-year-old out-of-work actor-turned-writer JONAH FALCON, the 13-and-a-half-inch penis has turned the heads of NY mags all year.
		While his mother says he's always been big for his age, she denies that Falcon's father was porn star John Holmes, a rumor Falcon has circulated through the press all year.
	www.villagevoice.com /bestof/2003/detail.php?id=3781 (270 words)

	» TV Review - The World’s Biggest Penis, Channel Four
		There’s no denying that Jonah is blessed with a beautiful name.
		It’s so long that Jonah can wrap it around his hand a couple of times.
		I wonder why all the programs are about male attributes, when will they make a show about the biggest vaginas and actually show it opened wide or the logest vaginal lips, biggest clitoris, etc. All male all the time, you get fed up we women also have something below the belt.
	www.hecklerspray.com /?p=2139 (1505 words)

	Static Beth- Size Queen Of The Stars! (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		Jonah Falcon (featured in Rolling Stone Magazine as Mr.
		Jonah is flaccid in this picture, with a penis measurement of 9.5".
		When he's fully erect it measures at 13.5".
	www.staticbeth.com /J-Cocks.html (54 words)

	Those bastards at Blizzard
		>On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 19:48:39 GMT, "Jonah Falcon" > wrotC:DRIVE_E > > >To judge from the flaming going on on their boards now, you can just >tell people you tried, but the lag was too much.
		I thought the EQ2 boards were filled with spoiled whining brats.
		> On Tue, 23 Nov 2004 19:48:39 GMT, "Jonah Falcon" > wrotC:DRIVE_E > To judge from the flaming going on on their boards now, you can just > tell people you tried, but the lag was too much.
	www.gamesreviews.net /message137825.html (755 words)

	UrbanRacer.Com - Import Tuning Cyberzine (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-11-03)
		The 25 Hours of Thunderhill is the Jonah Falcon of the endurance racing.
		You'll have to Ask Jeeves, (just don't do it at work or with small children around) but here's a clue: while others are more famous (like John Holmes), there are none that are longer than Falcon or, by extension, Thunderhill.
		Let's do a quick check: At Road Atlanta, they run a Petit Le Mans that goes 1000 miles or 10 hours, whichever comes first.
	www.urbanracer.com /articles/anmviewer.asp?a=1758&z=1 (1806 words)

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		Last Friday was Round One of Drunken Idol, where 3 listeners came in studio...got drunk...and sang drunken versions of their favorite songs.
		The judges for the competition were Jack Nicholson, Gene Simmons of KISS, and Jonah Falcon...the man with the world's largest penis (13 plus inches).
		Contestant number 1 was "Itchy" Clint whose drink of choice was Southern Comfort.
	www.andysavage.com /idol.html (1482 words)

	Easy Bake Coven
		They're having their finals this week, but Thursday will be her last day of school until the fall.
		Big, aka Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise.
		Flag-O-Rama for Memorial Day goodies it's too late to buy for this year.
	easybakecoven.net /2003/05/good-morning-to-you.html (191 words)

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