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	Kent Brockman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Kent Brockman is one of the recurring fictional characters from The Simpsons, and is voiced by Harry Shearer.
		Brockman represents the worst of his profession; frequently judgmental, careerist to the point of absurdity, and more than willing to film a schmaltzy, emotion driven puff piece for the sake of a few extra ratings points.
		Brockman has a preteen daughter and a preteen son and has jealously mentioned his sister, who is a White House correspondent for CNN.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Kent_Brockman (622 words)

	The Simpsons Quotes - Kent Brockman Quotes (9 - 16 out of 17)
		Kent Brockman: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office.
		Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.
		Kent Brockman: I'm Kent Brockman, on the eleven o'clock news tonight...a certain type of soft drink has been found to be lethal, we won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather with Sonny Storm.
	www.thesimpsonsquotes.com /characters/kent-brockman-quotes-2.html (432 words)

	The Simpsons Quotes - Kent Brockman Quotes
		Kent Brockman: Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report.
		Kent Brockman: The results are in: for Sideshow Bob, one hundred percent; and for Joe Quimby, one percent.
		Kent Brockman: Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill.
	www.thesimpsonsquotes.com /characters/kent-brockman-quotes.html (380 words)

	Kent Brockman - TheBestLinks.com - Harry Shearer, Kuala Lumpur, The Simpsons, 1960s, ... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Kent Brockman (voiced by Harry Shearer) is a fictional character on the TV series The Simpsons.
		Brockman is a local TV news "personality" for KBBL-TV (Channel 6).
		Brockman has a preteen daughter, and has jealously mentioned his sister, who is also a TV reporter with a national network.
	www.thebestlinks.com /Kent_Brockman.html (325 words)

	Dialogues@RU - Volume Three, Spring 2004
		Kent Brockman is a recurring character on The Simpsons who symbolizes the flawed American media.
		In this example, Bart seeks Kent’s advice when the Simpson siblings collaborate on a news show called “Kidz News.” Bart realizes that he is not as smart as his sister Lisa, but he knows that he has something that she does not have—charisma.
		Kent turns on a tape of an old newscast, in which he stands in front of a carousel.
	www.rci.rutgers.edu /~dialogs/vol_03/essays/r_singh/r_singh_V.html (848 words)

	List of recurring characters from The Simpsons - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Arnie Pie, voiced by Dan Castellaneta, is a disgruntled helicopter traffic reporter for Springfield's KBBL-TV, with his segment, "Arnie in the Sky" (the joke lying in the abstruse omission of the obvious pun).
		An example of this is when a particular disaster strikes Springfield, Kent wonders on the air whether or not his house is okay to which Arnie replies disdainfully "You mean your castle, Kent!?" as he points to a very large house.
		When's my right time?!" Another example is when Kent asked him about the contents of a hijacked van they were chasing, to which he replied "I can't see through metal, Kent!" He frequentlly drops something, or gets sick, and then warns people to watch out if they are on the street he is on.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/List_of_recurring_characters_from_The_Simpsons (6645 words)

	16bit.com: Toy Archive: Kent Brockman from The Simpsons
		Kent Brockman comes with three accessories (clipboard, microphone, donut) and has four points of articulation.
		Kent looks a lot like Mayor Quimby, but upon closer observation the two figures don't share a similar sculpt.
		The microphone is new as well, and Kent can hold all of his accessories without a hitch.
	www.16bit.com /simkent.asp (278 words)

	Kent Brockman Reporting
		Kent Brockman is not the kind of man who would leave a $500,000 a year job just because he won the lottery.
		When Brockman goes live to talk to the astronauts, an ant immediately floats in front of the camera lens, looking monstrous compared to the crew.
		For years, TV critics such as yours truly, Kent Brockman, have waited impatiently for cracks to appear in the show's hilarious facade.
	home.austin.rr.com /dulaneyhome/brockman (1429 words)

	Kent Brockman - Reviews on RateItAll (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Kent is Springfield's top TV anchor man. Quote: "The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over - 'conquered' if you will - by a master race of giant space ants.
		Kent Brockman is a funny character he is the tv anchor.
		When the camera comes to Kent Brockman the crowd starts booing and throwing stuff at him, he puts one finger in his ear and mimics talking into and microphone and says, "This just in, Go to Hell!" That is so brilliant.
	www.rateitall.com /i-14524-kent-brockman.aspx (502 words)

	The Armchair Empire - Action Figure Reviews: Kent Brockman (The Simpsons)
		As any fan of the Simpsons will tell you, Kent Brockman is the embodiment, the very amalgam, of the perfect newscaster.
		The face is the most important part of action figures based on TV and movie likenesses and Kent has the same bored expression exhibited on TV.
		The compatibility with the entire Simpsons line score huge points by itself, but take into account that Kent himself is tough, and he’s close to 10 on the playability scale.
	www.armchairempire.com /action-figures/kent_brockman.htm (387 words)

	Though It Was Unusual To Spend 28 Minutes Reporting On a Doll \| improvident lackwit
		Kent Brockman, working hard at the typewriter, is approached by his daughter, carrying the doll:
		Kent Brockman: Ho ho, please, honey, Daddy's job is to bring people important news.
		Kent Brockman [on TV]: Though it was unusual to spend 28 minutes reporting on a doll, this reporter found it impossible to stop talking.
	improvidentlackwit.com /lackwit/2006/05/09/28-minutes (229 words)

	Kent Brockman (Kenny Brockelstein) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Kent is your typical overpaid news anchor - ruthless and selfish with an excellent speaking voice.
		"This is Kent Brockman with a special report from the Channel 6 Newscopter.
		"I'm Kent Brockman, on the eleven o'clock news tonight a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal, we won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather with funny Sonny Storm."
	members.optusnet.com.au /jmevans/brockman.html (468 words)

	Kent Brockman - Seine deutsche Homepage (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Kent Brockman muss der Bevölkerung mitteilen, wie lange sie noch zu leben haben:
		Kent: And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high, and lost control of its servo guidance mechanism, leaving us with some...[checks watch] six hours to live.
		Kent: Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report.
	www.die-simpsons.de /subs/kent/highlights/2f11.shtml (310 words)

	mediabistro.com: Bulletin Board: Media Issues: Topic: Simpsons Media Quotes Thread NERDS ONLY
		Kent Brockman, Springfield Anchorman, is at home trying to figure out what he's going to lead with tomorrow evening.
		Kent Brockman: As we end our final broadcast, I'm reminded of some of the stories that brought us closer to you.
		Kent Brockman, on the scene: ''Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, and I can tell you that this is literally a million times worse.''
	www.mediabistro.com /bbs/cache/t20918_1.asp (1271 words)

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		My interest began with the English Brockmans because we think that's what we are and there are fewer of them. But it looks to me like we all came from about the same North Sea group from an ancient perpective.
		The story goes that Stanley Brockman was in the Secret Service and for some time he used to send Turkish Delight to my mother in the post from Cairo but then all contact stopped.
		Frederick Brockman's children were all girls, so none of us have the last name of Brockman, but we'd still be interested.
	www.brockman.nu /brockman/letters.html (1633 words)

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		When Kent Brockman reports that the Plow King is trapped on widow’s peak, he issues the newscast exactly as Walter Cronkite did when he reported JFK’s assassination.
		The newsroom behind Kent Brockman is in disarray, which is very unlike the Kent Brockman broadcasts, yet very much like when Cronkite had to report the news of JFK’s assassination.
		Brockman removes his glasses, just like Cronkite did, and looks away to hide his emotions.
	www.decipheringthesimpsons.com /mr_plow.txt (2015 words)

	Other Simpson Characters-----THE OCEAN
		Kent Brockman and a typical advisor "Without knowing exactly what the danger is would you say it's time to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?" "Yes I would Kent"
		Kent Brockman "It's hard to see from this vantage point whether the will consume the captive earthmen or merely en-slave them but the ants will soon be here.
		Kent Brockman "This reporter was possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president, after all it is the best system we have, for now.
	www.the-ocean.com /simpsons/others.html (1551 words)

	Goldberg File (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		News anchor Kent Brockman is scheduled to interview the shuttle crew while they are in orbit.
		When news anchor Kent Brockman cuts to the live feed from the shuttle, the ants float by the camera lens — momentarily appearing gigantic.
		When it becomes clear that the bugs are in fact not a "master race of giant space ants", Brockman quickly removes his "Hail Ants" sign hanging just behind him, covering the station logo.
	www.nationalreview.com /goldberg/goldberg020300.html (1832 words)

	Twisted View: Simpsons
		Kent Brockman: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason.
		Kent Brockman: We’re just about to get our first pictures from inside the spacecraft with “average-naut” Homer Simpson, and we’d like to — aah!
		Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, er, we’ve just lost the picture, but, uh, what we’ve seen speaks for itself.
	ank.blogspot.com /2005/08/simpsons.html (425 words)

	Michael Crawford's Review of the Week
		Martin simply kicks butt, and Brockman, Bumblebee Man and the Captain are all better than average.
		Kent Brockman has a reused clipboard with appropriate checklist, reused half eaten donut, and new microphone.
		Kent Brockman has the greatest number of compatible playsets, working with five of the current releases, but Martin only works with the school and the comic shop, and McCallister and Bumblebee Man don't work with any current sets!
	www.mwctoys.com /REVIEW_071801.htm (850 words)

	[No title]
		Kent Brockman Arnie (in the Sky — he’s in a helicopter looking down at Homer): “He’s trying to escape by climbing over the fence.
		I’m Kent Brockman the clown, filling in for Krusty the Clown, who didn’t come in today.
		Brockman: Tonight a city weeps as, for the first time, a hockey rink becomes a scene of violence.
	www.lincolntrudeau.homestead.com /files/Simpsons_Files/NEW_SIMPSONS_QUOTES-non_family_quotes-nov14-01.doc (2759 words)

	Survivor Online - Welcome Kent Brockman
		21-11-2004 02:57 PM Cat, Kent Brockman is a character from The Simpsons.
		Cat, Kent Brockman is a character from The Simpsons.
		And LOL at Kent Brockman [hi and welcome btw:wave: ]- I too hadn't a clue it was a Simpsons character.
	www.survivor-online.co.uk /forums/printthread.php?t=320 (152 words)

	[No title]
		Kent: Kent Brockman here, outside city hall where Mayor Quimby will give his first speech to try and get his mayoral campaign off on the right foot.
		Kent: Well, it looks as though the Mayor's new speech has had a completely new impact on Quimby's campaign.
		Brockman's report is similar to an event that actually happened, where Anderson was trapped inside an elevator and couldn't get out.
	www.kidmoe.com /Favs_files/ken_ep1.htm (6114 words)

	The School Region
		Kent can go back to toiling in the sugar mines for his ant overlords, as his candidacy disappears like so much danish.
		If Kent doesn't win, it will be time for his loyal viewers to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside.
		Stephen C. Shaklee: Though Brockman's quick reaction to bow down and worship the giant ants shows he is willing to do whatever it takes to win, he is still no match for Apu's incredible work ethic and shop-keeper charm.
	www.roadtospringfield.com /theschool.html (4461 words)

	Dog of Death Written by John Swarzwelder Directed by Jim Reardon [$Id 8f17 1.2 920315 1310 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		SLH collapses.) Kent Brockman reports that every copy % of Shirley Jackson's ``The Lottery'' has been checked out of the library.
		Kent: But there's already one big winner: Our state school system, which gets fully half the profits from the library.
		Kent: We now take you to the [lottery] drawing, live.
	www.skepticfiles.org /en001/s8f17.htm (2982 words)

	Kent Brockman - Seine deutsche Homepage
		Kent: And this was before cartoons were invented?
		Well, Kent, to me, the hijinks of a few comic characters absolutely pales in comparison to the crippling emotional problems a psychiatrist runs into every day.
		Kent Brockman - Seine deutsche Homepage - http://kent.simpsons-area.de
	www.die-simpsons.de /subs/kent/highlights/7f09.shtml (272 words)

	Homer-coming
		In another part of town, Kent is driving back to the television station, listening to the radio, when the Emergency Broadcast System's tone interrupts the broadcast.) Kent (unenthusiastically): "Oh, great.
		Kent is, of course, oblivious to it.) Radio Announcer: "These invaders are intent on eating you and your children!
		Kent hits the ground hard as the van explodes in the background.
	www.slightlywarped.com /stories/homercom.html (3606 words)

	The Simpsons Action Figure: Kent Brockman - Series 5 -- eMerchandise
		Your Simpsons collection just wouldn't be complete without Springfield's own ON AIR Celebrity, Kent Brockman.
		With his newsworthy pompadour, Kent is responsible for relaying what's what to all the residents of Springfield - even if his news reports are often demonstrably false.
		Kent Brockman stands 5 inches tall and comes with a donut, microphone and checklist for daily essentials (Makeup, hair, wardrobe, danish.)
	www.emerchandise.com /product/AFSMP0012 (204 words)

	Radio Bart Written by John Vitti Directed by Carlos Baeza [$Id 8f11 1.3 920430 090236 raym (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-18)
		Except that in `Krusty Gets Busted' [7g12], Kent says that the Krusty the Klown show is on a rival network.
		The cartoon is interrupted for a special report, % and Kent asks Dr. Marvin Monroe for an explanation.
		Kent: The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents.
	www.skepticfiles.org /en001/s8f11.htm (5068 words)

	Kent Brockman
		Kent's report while 'The Bart Simpson Comet' is on a collision course towards Springfield: "I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
		Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report.
		Kent 'O Brockman live on Main Street, where today, everyone is a little bit Irish!
	www.simpsons-crazy.co.uk /Brockman.html (628 words)

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