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| | Kevin Darling at AllExperts |
 | | Darling, whose surname was a constant embarrassment to him, was a pencil-pushing creep and aide to General Melchett. |
 | | Despite his toadying and brown-nosing nature, however, Melchett views Darling with a great deal of contempt, and although claiming to regard him as a son, takes pains to point out that it's certainly not a favourite one, but reffering to him rather as a "sort of spotty, illegitimate sprog that no one really likes". |
 | | Darling's main duties at GHQ include unloading and assigning truck loads of paperclips, sending orders to charge and helping General Melchett with his dickie-bows and his dicky bladder (which Melchett claims to be wooden.) |
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