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| | Kitten - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia |
 | | Remember, cats have 9 lives, and as kittens are young and they have sharp teeth, claws and ears, so you have to tread carefully or they will kill you, mercilessly, at the slightest provocation. |
 | | Kittens also starred in the game Scrabble, where if the kitten's opponent would actually win (chances are.0001%) the kitten would give HIM a huffing and refute all arguments made on the behalf of God. |
 | | Kittens are much cleverer than they look, if there is more than one kitten in the household, they will certainly plot their escape when your back is turned. |
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