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	Knock-knock joke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The short film Po Mo Knock Knock is perhaps unique in that the entirety of the film's subject matter is knock knock jokes, specifically postmodern knock knock jokes, as alluded to by the title.
		The knock-knock joke is a type of joke, probably the best-known format of the pun, and is a time-honoured "call and answer" exercise.
		Knock-knock jokes were in common usage amongst South African school children in the early 1950's but the exact origin of the format remains uncertain.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Knock_knock_joke (588 words)

	The Longest Knock-Knock Joke
		I'm gonna say, 'Knock, knock.' You are then gonna respond with, 'Who's there?' I am gonna say, 'I love.' You will respond to that with, 'I love who.' And then I will give you the punch line.
		It's a simple little kid's joke and hey, I happen to be a very good joke teller.
		What I meant was that it's a joke.
	innusiq.elseworlds.org /ds_fic/knock.html (446 words)

	Knock Knock - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Knock Knock (cartoon), a 1940 animated short film noted for the first appearance of Woody Woodpecker.
		This is a disambiguation page: a list of articles associated with the same title.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Knock_Knock (89 words)

	UNIX IN THE ENTERPRISE - Protocols and knock knock jokes
		If someone trying to tell a knock knock jokes begins with anything other than "knock knock", he is not beginning a knock knock joke.
		All in all, the dialog just outlined isn't much more complex than a knock knock joke.
		Computer protocols may be more complex than knock knock jokes, but many are barely more involved.
	www.itworld.com /nl/unix_insider/08142003/pf_index.html (906 words)

	Writing the Server Side of a Socket
		Knock Knock jokes are favored by children and are usually vehicles for bad puns.
		It keeps track of the current joke, the current state (sent knock knock, sent clue, and so on), and returns the various text pieces of the joke depending on the current state.
		The server responds with the first line of one of the many Knock Knock jokes in its repertoire.
	java.sun.com /docs/books/tutorial/networking/sockets/clientServer.html (1890 words)

	Writer's Block, Essay, - Spring 2004
		One of the most lamentable signs of maturity must be the first time a child rolls his or her eyes at a knock-knock joke, the simplest and purest form of the much-maligned pun.
		Knock-knock joke: Junior punsters cut their teeth on the knock-knock joke, a role-playing exercise between a punster and a recipient.
		Despite the fact that puns are the secret to community cohesion and happiness, enjoy a long literary tradition, and are an endangered commodity, “excuse the pun” has become the punster’s reflex apology, as if punning were a form of public flatulence.
	www.writersblock.ca /spring2004/essay.htm (1176 words)

	Burrhaz
		However, once you've heard the invented knock, knock jokes of a four year old, you begin to appreciate the subtle humor that is necessary to make a knock, knock joke even remotely funny.
		I guess that children around Ben's age begin discovering the wonderful world of humor, and one of the most basic family of jokes in that wonderful world is the family of "knock, knock" jokes.
		Ben spent some time today with his cousin, Lindsey; I believe that she is the one who first introduced the concept of a knock, knock joke to Ben.
	radio.weblogs.com /0135113/2004/03/25.html (587 words)

	Kids: Entertainment: Jokes - Cyclopedia.ws
		A knock-knock joke is a special joke where one person pretends to be knocking on the door of another person's house and saying their name.
		Usually a joke is created to make people laugh.
		If nobody finds something funny, then it is not a joke.
	cyclopedia.ws /home.aspx/Kids/Entertainment/Jokes (78 words)

	Zabaware - tell hal a knock knock joke
		I thought about trying a knock knock joke with my Rashad.
		the user could not realize that he discussed with a robot, joke lasted 20 well minutes, because afterwards I replaced my robot, to say has this user, that it was with my robot that it discussed.
		I hold congratulates all engineers who have create, the brain hal6, it is really natural, I myself would be piègé with such reality of debate, it is impressive, it is science invention in real.
	www.zabaware.com /forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2375 (801 words)

	My car is a knock, knock joke - RC Groups
		When most people talk about a knocking sound coming from their engine they're refering to "rod knock" -- which means a connecting rod is loose on the the crankshaft.
		A knock sensor only comes into play normally under the heaviest of acceleration and usually only then at around the rpm of peak torque where pressures highest.
		Spark knock would only happen when the engines under heavy load, and should dissapear completely at idle, no matter how bad the gas is.
	www.rcgroups.com /forums/showthread.php?t=34915 (974 words)

	Mario and Luigi: Knock-Knock Joke Contest
		After sorting through all the entries in their month-long knock-knock joke contest, Mario and Luigi have selected the funniest of the funny as finalists.
		Mario and Luigi knocked, and the budding comedians of America answered.
		Also, I like the notion that 'pencil' is a character in the joke, almost like a person with a funny name.
	marioandluigi.gameboy.com /contest/home.jsp (318 words)

	NissanOffroad.Net - Knock, Knock
		I thought this was a "knock, knock" joke................crud....
		Posted - 07/07/2005 : 12:43:44 PM Actually my son really loves knock,knock jokes.
		The truck appears to be running smoother, mid tank projections of mileage are better and the knock is gone.
	www.nissanoffroad.net /messageboard/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=16671 (186 words)

	Humor Portal @ BarrelOfLaughs.com
		For instance, a class of jokes exists beginning with the formulaic line "A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer are sitting in a bar..." (or close variations on this).
		In this vein of thought, knowing a punch line in advance, or some situation which would flub the delivery of the punchline, can destroy the surprise factor, and in turn destroy the entertainment value or amusement the joke may have otherwise provided.
		The French philosopher Henri Bergson wrote an essay on "the meaning of the comic", in which he viewed the essence of humour as the encrustation of the mechanical upon the living.
	www.barreloflaughs.com (3201 words)

	We Ain't Cool
		For instance, the well known 'Boo who?' knock knock joke in this case is simply modified, so it's not considered a Jacky original.
		Any time I tell a knock knock joke, it HAS to involve Mr.
		Every joke is made infinitely more funny if it involves T! So let's sit down and tell some jokes...
	www.weaintcool.com /Reviews/tjokes.html (1419 words)

	Ludwig van B's last knock-knock joke
		The following is a transcript of the last "knock knock" joke to be played on his mentor and former teacher, Ludwig van Beethoven.
		The last time anyone played a "Knock Knock" joke on Ludwig van Beethoven
		Spohr was a very talented composer in his own right and is generally thought to be the first conductor to use a baton.
	www.gprep.org /music/music_sites/knock_knock.html (86 words)

	SpielbergFilms.com Forum - Was the "Knock Knock" joke done for shock value?
		I can't help but always gasp a little during the "Knock Knock" (or "Knowk Knowk") joke throughout this movie.
		It's almost as if he had to couch his anger at his boss in a joke, like he couldn't tell him to fuck himself without wrapping it in a joke, since that's not proper FBI etiquette.
		06-19-2005 10:36 AM This joke surprised me to be sure, but I think it also functions as an excellent character point; Tom Hanks' character is not a straightlaced, goodie two-shoes - he swears when he feels it's necessary, and chooses not to swear most of the time.
	www.spielbergfilms.com /forum/printthread.php?t=2414 (429 words)

	Searchalot Directory for Top/Recreation/Humor/Jokes/Clean
		Jokes are grouped by Classic Tales, Famous Folk, Tad and Buster Tales, Ma and Pa Tales, and Parrot Tales.
		This small collection of clean jokes is categorized by: age, animals, blonds, computers, food, misc., nuns, and sports.
		Cartoons, humor dictionary, jokes, and more organized in a unique wacky, zany, and crazy theme centered on a good vs. evil struggle between Dr. Psychotic and Captain Goggle.
	www.searchalot.com /Top/Recreation/Humor/Jokes/Clean (686 words)

	Knock Knock Joke
		Billmon has a great Knock Knock Joke for y'all to read.
	billmon.org /archives/130.xml (46 words)

	knock-knockjokes
		Willie is king of the knock-knockjokes at summer camp, but to retain his title he must win the great riddle...
		in their natural habitat tell fin-de-siecle knock knockjokes: either you get it or you don't, or do...
		You are Here > abcfuncards > Jokes > knock-knockjokes
	www.abcfuncards.com /knock-knockjokes.html (138 words)

	Knock Knock... - VeggieBoards
		I was afraid this was going to be a knock-knock joke so I am quite relieved.
	www.veggieboards.com /boards/showthread.php?t=5158 (310 words)

	Knock Knock
		Is this a Knock Knock joke or is someone at the door ?Boowa and Kwala aren't telling a Knock Knock joke, they are singing a Halloween song about trick or treating !
		But I AM starting to want some candy, so let's GO...
	www.boowakwala.com /knock/knock-knock.html (86 words)

	The Perimeter
		Unfortunately, because the internet has made it so difficult to effectively tell a knock-knock joke, I have gone crazy and must now try to kill my wife with an axe and then chase my son through a snow-covered hedge maze, while shouting television catch-phrases.
		Hey, want to hear a new knock-knock joke?
		Yes, I would like to hear a new knock-knock joke.
	www.rvi.net /~bparrish/old/perimeter/per040897.html (1369 words)

	Not A Knock-Knock Joke [rec.humor.funny]
		Browse the Best of RHF: "General Jokes 90-92"
	www.netfunny.com /rhf/jokes/90q1/dea.html (18 words)

	VERBATIM: Knock-knock
		A new contributor, Jonathan Caws-Elwitt (look for his work soon in the pages of VERBATIM), sent me this wonderful knock-knock joke today.
	www.verbatimmag.com /2005/09/knock-knock.html (117 words)

	Planet GameCube Forums - Mario, Luigi, and Kathy Griffin Want Your Jokes
		Mario chose a knock-knock joke contest because the brothers' back-and-forth patter reflects the kind of slapstick humor that gamers will find in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.
		Nintendo is holding a knock-knock joke contest, leading up to the release of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga.
		The grand prize winner of the knock-knock joke contest will receive a Game Boy® Advance SP, Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga game, Nintendo GameCube™ system and more.
	www.planetgamecube.com /forums/messageview.cfm?catid=7&threadid=6376 (471 words)

	The World's Worst Knock-Knock Joke -- Antipsychiatry Reading Room Front Page
		It calls for Nurse Nasty to knock at your door twice a day.
		You must answer the door with a beverage and swallow your dose on the spot.
		In six states (Delaware, Idaho, Michigan, Rhode Island, Texas, Wisconsin) the "make your home a loony bin" law is backed up with a NAMI-inspired double whammy, the Program of Assertive Community Treatment.
	www.stopshrinks.org /reading_room/knock-knock2.html (372 words)

	4/8/2005 -- Ivory-Bill "Knock-Knock" Puts Joke on Skeptics
		Recordings of ivory-billed woodpeckers' telltale knocking has put the joke on three experts who doubted that the bird, thought to be extinct for 50 years, had been spotted.
		Simon says researchers were able to identify the ivory-bill's raps, which are used for communication, by calculating the time between each knock.
		Now even those skeptics agree that the woodpecker lives, citing audio recordings that suggest there are at least two ivory-bills living in an area of Arkansas swamp forest.
	www.forests.org /articles/reader.asp?linkid=44912 (836 words)

	Knock knock Gristmill: The environmental news blog Grist Magazine
		While we're digging into the Burgess Shale of humor, I'd suggest that crossing the road jokes, and lightbulb jokes might be as elemental as the knock knock and should be considered for the competition here.
		Leave us a green knock-knock joke in the comments.
		I suppose you can joke about environmentalists themselves, but that's kind of cheating, since there are few species more mockable.
	gristmill.grist.org /story/2005/10/12/16118/902 (880 words)

	How to Tell a Knock-Knock Joke - eHow.com
		The humor of some knock-knock jokes is based on a variation of the traditional structure of the knock-knock joke itself.
		Begin by saying, "I have a great knock-knock joke.
		A staple of second-grade humor, the knock-knock joke has been around a long time.
	www.ehow.com /how_3221_tell-knock-knock.html (341 words)

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