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| | Animal Crackers - Uncyclopedia |
 | | Animal Crackers are animal-shaped cookies (?) designed by carnivorous subhumans as brainwashing tools by which to corrupt innocent children who, without such indoctrination-disguised-as-treats, might become vegetarians, eschewing the abuse of the very animals they consume in the form of the diabolical snack shapes. |
 | | Lions, tigers, and bears, oh, my, are typical shapes for the so-called crackers and they are sometimes packaged in a box that resembles a circus wagon with wheels and barred windows and which is equipped with a handle on the top. |
 | | In all, 37 animals have joined the animal crackers' menagerie, including the tiger, cougar, camel, rhinoceros, kangaroo, hippopotamus, bison, lion, hyena, zebra, elephant, sheep, bear, gorilla, monkey, seal, and giraffe. |
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