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	Landover Baptist Church - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The Landover Baptist Church is a satirical web site that serves as the home of a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa.
		The Landover Baptist site and its associated Landoverbaptist.NET forum is a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the religious right in the United States of America.
		It says that it believes that Native Americans were the first terrorists in American history, and that African Americans (on Landover Baptist called "Coloreds" or "Negroes") should still be slaves and be segregated from whites.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church (392 words)

	Ummah.com - Vile church gives our religion a bad name!
		"Landover Baptist Church is telling all of its members who are farmers to reach into their pig sties instead of their pockets for the next ten Sundays," said Pastor Deacon Fred.
		Landover Baptist, colloquially recognized as “America’s Favorite Church” and the place “Where the Worthwhile Worship” has been an historic, religious and patriotic symbol of pride for this county for several hundred years.
		LANDOVER has no adequate remedy at law because THE UNSAVED are undeterred by the threat of judicial intervention, as evidenced by their repeated harassment of Landover Baptist and its members.
	www.ummah.net /forum/printthread.php?t=44253 (2622 words)

	Landover Baptist : Edited by Christian Harper, reviewed by Tom Hartman (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-20)
		Religious and political conservatives of all stripes are lined up like so many carnival ducks at Landover Baptist, a satire/parody site inspired by the venerable Onion.
		Landover's visuals are often funnier and more effective than the writing.
		Landover's staffers are no dummies, to be sure, but little here exhibits the intelligence and sophistication of the Onion's best writing.
	www.pifmagazine.com /SID/712 (375 words)

	Landover Baptist \| Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.
		Apocalyptic wilderness survival training, Bible reading, Scripture memory contests, marksmanship competitions, Old testament wild deer and boar sacrifices, gun care and cleaning, manly fellowship, Bible skits, and evening super surprise game competitions where children use tranquilizer guns to hunt unsaved homeless people who are dropped into the mountains by helicopter.
		Landover Baptist Vacation Bible Gun Camp is for anyone who finished Grade 3 up to those finished grade 8.
		The Landover Baptist Church® is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
	www.landoverbaptist.org (418 words)

	landover baptist church information (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-20)
		Pastor Ebeneezer Smith of the Landover Baptist Church commented, "The demonic characteristics of the Jar Jar...
		Landover Baptist Church finds that the only way to resolve this problem...
		Onion (theonion.com) crossed with godhatesfags.com, and you'll have an idea of what Landover Baptist Church is all about...
	www.property-gd.com /articles/84/landover-baptist-church.html (598 words)

	OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown
		This campaign is being waged in the Landover guestbook, as well as forums on third party websites, and consists of impersonated messages involving all manner of obscenities.
		Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry.
		Although Landover Baptist claims to own vast properties and have thousands of members, in reality it exists only on the Internet and it's membership is quite small.
	objectiveministries.org /shutdown (1475 words)

	OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown \| FAQ
		Landover is trying to pass itself off as a real Baptist church in order to spread misconceptions about Christians in general and Baptists in particular, as well as perverting the message of Jesus so as to make it unpalatable to people ignorant of the Lord.
		Landover apologists argue that Americhrist Ltd. -- the scoundrels behind Landover -- are just engaging in "satire", but this is not the case.
		What the people behind Landover are instead doing is intentionally saying things that they know will elicit strong emotional reactions in groups susceptible to disbelief -- for instance slandering singing groups popular with teens -- while linking these obvious lies with the word "Christian", thereby inculcating anti-Christianity in the hapless readers.
	objectiveministries.org /shutdown/faq.html (893 words)

	The Omnibus
		"Baptist Pastor Under Investigation for Speaking in Tongues," "Can You Hate Your Mother as Much as Jesus Hated His?" and "Bible Fear Factor Too Gruesome for Network Television." These are just a few of the current headlines on the homepage of the Landover Baptist Church's Web site.
		Landover gives a bad name to typical ministries offered in a Baptist church and gives the impression Christians are not interested in the welfare of non-believers. Even church activities like Vacation Bible School and women's ministries are insulted.
		Although the church is supposedly located in Iowa, Landover Baptist does not exist (and neither does the town it claims to be located in).
	www.omnibusonline.com /home/index.cfm?event=displayArticle&istory_id=678588 (566 words)

	the eBay atheist » Blog Archive » Landover Baptist Church
		My impression is that Landover Baptist is a site which mocks Christians/Christianity run by people who aren’t Christians.
		Landover Baptist is run by Chris Harper, who is not a Christian and indeed has given speeches at Atheist rallies (as the character Pastor Deacon Fred).
		But Landover Baptist is an example of people laughing at others, not with others or at themselves.
	off-the-map.org /atheist/2006/04/12/landover-baptist-church (2349 words)

	largehearted boy: Shut Down Landover Baptist!
		The Landover Baptist Church beliefs are undoubtly based on the Holy Bible.
		The christians argument is that Landover is is polluting the beliefs of unaware, rookie christians.
		It was at a Baptist church where I turned to satanism as a teenager because they weren't teaching the WHOLE truth about Christ, but Christ delivered me from that torture and now I try to do my best to live for him.
	www.largeheartedboy.com /blog/archives/001244.html (2365 words)

	Chips
		Landover Baptist claims to be a fundamentalist, independent Baptist church of 125,000 members located in Freehold, Iowa.
		Boasting an enormous staff, dozens of worship facilities, a retreat center for Republican candidates, and the world’s largest Christian mall, Landover Baptist is now out to conquer the Internet in the name of Christ.
		Landover Baptist also supports the Christian Right’s condemnation of Hollywood, offering a movie guide for Christians so they can avoid the filth put out by the film industry.
	chips.luther.edu /modules/news/print.php?storyid=204 (430 words)

	Hands Off Landover Baptist!
		Landover Baptist (click to visit) is a funny website that satires certain elements in Christianity that are intolorant, fascistic, and arrogant.
		If anyone has any ideas of things we can do to keep Landove up or if you have any dirt on the people trying to shut it down, Email me.
		his site used to be called "Operation: Landover Shutdown" but he had a POLL to change it and made a big deal of advertising it in the Landover guestbook..
	www.geocities.com /hands_off_lb/index_old.html (1113 words)

	Heal Your Church Web Site: Landover Baptist or Ship of Fools or Wittenburg Door? You Decide. (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-20)
		Unfortunately, the good folks at Shady Grove Baptist Church in Bossier City, LA don't appear to be aware of this point as they greet users with a rather grainy 22kb splash page that offers nothing more than their name for an obligatory five seconds.
		Landover Baptist is not trying to be Christian.
		Landover Baptist lost touch with reality and hence their ability to be funny some time ago.
	www.healyourchurchwebsite.com /archives/001469.php (4643 words)

	OJR article: Putting a CAP on a Hoax
		The site's 'board of directors' boasts more Doctors than the Mayo Clinic, but the Project (a 501(c)(3) non-profit that asks for donations in a pop-up window) is the work of one Thomas Carder, a Granbury, TX specialist in nuclear emergencies; and Mr.
		With a short fuse worthy of John the Baptist, Carder invokes his analysis model against detractors who object, for example, that his abysmal score for Kevin Smith's Dogma missed that film's spiritual message.
		God does not hate anyone.' Although he is aware that Landover Baptist is itself a prank, Carder is puzzled by the confusion; the possibility that his disclaimer will invite even more hoax speculation he calls an 'unintended consequence.'
	www.ojr.org /ojr/ethics/1017782210.php (1695 words)

	Landover Baptist Opens a New Concentration Campus for Divorced Harlots
		Over two hundred so-called "wives" were roused from sleep between 3:00am and 4:30am to the sound of their front doors being kicked in by Mrs.
		There, they were loaded into boxcars for the 49-hour journey to their new home at Landover Baptist Internment Campus For Divorced Women in Manzanar, California.
		They will be held at the Landover Baptist Internment Campus For Divorced Women until they can be repatriated with the only husband God recognizes (their first) and the illegitimate offspring of any unholy union can be placed in like-raced Christian homes.
	www.bettybowers.com /newsdivorce.html (910 words)

	Boulder Weekly \| Buzz \| ArtFlash (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-20)
		Thanks to the Landover Baptist Church, this process now applies to X-mas presents.
		If you offer your immortal soul to Jesus, the Landover Baptist Church will give you that PlayStation 2 game console you were so wrongly denied.
		Now, for the comically impaired, the Landover Baptist Church is a mock organization that has been spoofing X-ian doctrine for years, but the message they bring is one of heart-warming faith: Though your parents may hate you, Jesus loves you.
	www.boulderweekly.com /archive/012204/webwatch.html (155 words)

	What We (God) Believes
		As most churches liberalize themselves and reject the commandments written by God in the Holy Bible, the Landover Baptist Church continues to do exactly what scripture teaches every Christian to do.
		And that is to keep the temple of the living God a clean vessel, untarnished by even a hint of fellowship with the unrighteous.
		Our motto is "get saved, get to a Christian Clothing store, and get fitted for the kingdom." Anyone who does not conform to the dress code at Landover Baptist will be fined no less than $300.00 a violation.
	www.landoverbaptist.org /beliefs.html (807 words)

	Pot-Shots At Landover Baptist Too Mild Jim Snapp II (Reply) (5-01)
		For people who "insist on truthfulness," your outrage at the deception being perpetrated by "Landover Baptist Church" seems rather mild.
		Truly the two most dishonest moves I've encountered in recent times (from atheists) have been the letters discrediting the Murray-O'Hair family, saying they had stolen a large sum of money from the organization, and the recent attempt by Kim Shultz to use our registered service mark as the title of her personal web page.
		Landover's playful satire of Fundamentalist Christianity is child's play -- almost legitimate (and perfectly legal) -- in comparison to these (highly illegal) attempts to steal, in all seriousness, somebody's very reputation.
	www.positiveatheism.org /mail/eml9063.htm (307 words)

	Backwash - Content Discussion
		Landover Baptist was one of the most hilarious parody sites I have ever seen.
		When it comes to Landover, it's hard to tell where the satire begins and ends sometimes....
		But I had already written to the ACLU complaining about their article on Wicca...and pledged to become a good Christian and join the "damn landover" coallition.
	www.backwash.com /contentboard.php?con_id=37361 (410 words)

	Mrs. Betty Bowers Disinvites Dr. Laura Schlessinger
		Call cancelling Dr. Laura's visit follows a unanimous vote by the "Family Values Subcommittee" of the Ladies of Landover that determined that Dr. Schlessinger's lackadaisical brand of morality may fly in Los Angeles, but it doesn't cut the mustard at Landover.
		As I was saying, the Landover Baptist Biblical Values Subcommittee discussed this and determined that you don't live up to Landover Baptist's idea of Traditional Family Values.
		But the type of person we at Landover put our reputation behind is. Quite frankly, it had not occurred to me that you are a Jewess until Sister-in-Christ Taffy brought it to my attention.
	www.bartcop.com /bettydoc.htm (1001 words)

	Betty Bowers : Edited by Betty Bowers Ministries, reviewed by Tom Hartman (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-20)
		Betty Bowers might be regarded as a sort of poor relation to Landover Baptist.
		With each update of her "homepage," Betty weighs in on such issues as the coming apocalypse, the evils of the Pro-Choice movement, and the correct (i.e.
		Even more so than Landover Baptist, however, Betty's musings too often degenerate into potty humor, or worse, plain-and-simple name calling.
	www.pifmagazine.com /SID/711 (411 words)

	Wren's Nest - Article Detail
		Yes, this may be unusual (a Baptist at a non-Baptist college will probably be more openminded than one at a university that espouses his/her faith); yes, you do have to sit them down for one-on-one time and get them away from the mob mentality.
		Just, please, everyone who's been spouting fear and is worried that they're still out to get us: remember what they forget in regards to us; that no matter how alien their mindset is, they are people too.
		Landover Baptist may be a parody site, but it is certainly done in poor taste.
	www.witchvox.com /wren/wn_detail.html?id=4618 (2365 words)

	In a Lather Over Landover (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-20)
		One link that would definitely be in the list is to Landover Baptist Church.
		The Landover Baptist Church® uses invented names in every article, except in cases when public figures are being satirized.
		For myself, I find a visit Landover Baptist Church to be a good way to stop taking it all so seriously, and get a few laughs now and again.
	www.bee.net /cardigan/attic/050502.htm (416 words)

	Another Landover Baptist Publicity Stunt? (Report) (4-01)
		Our original motive for sending the dispatch out was because we had been receiving DNS errors on the Landover Baptist link, and had feared that this effort might have succeed.
		We have often suggested that desperate Christians of the in-your-face variety do not need the likes of Landover Baptist founder Chris Harper, but do all this and more under their own power.
		You had us fooled for a moment (as did Landover Baptist when we first encountered it several years ago -- it was so realistic that we inadvertently listed it in our Web Guide under Goofy Religions).
	www.positiveatheism.org /mail/eml9124.htm (469 words)

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	Friends Of Baby Jesus©
		Angel Anne, a FOBJ EXCLUSIVE, offers Christians (Baptists) an alternative to the regular horoscope, which comes from DEMONS, Anne gets her powers from The Twelve Apostles which means you won't go to Hell for reading them.
		Landover Baptist Church is the largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile to people to ever exist.
		But keep in mind that if you are not a Christian (Baptist) you will find that you are not welcome.
	www.webspawner.com /users/sistertaffy/fobj.html (830 words)

	Hands Off the Lord's Blessings
		Most of them are about my age and they ride around on these special Mormon bikes with hawaiian names for some reason.
		Andy says they usually ride off if they see Baptists coming.
		Jim Carlson from the Objective site hooked me up with a local baptist church and said i should just go and see..
	www.geocities.com /hands_off_lb (3984 words)

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