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	Landover Hotels \| The Place to Stay When Visiting DC - Landover, Maryland
		Landover Maryland is the place to stay when visiting our Nation's Capital.
		Landover has fine hotels, shopping, restaurants, and is close to the Washington Metro and major highways.
		Landover's proximity to FedEx Field, home of Redskins Football, the University of Maryland, and downtown Washington, DC, make this locale a popular vacation and business travel destination.
	www.landover.org (76 words)

	PEACE PARTY -- Stereotype of the Month contest
		Landover Baptist Church historians are more knowledgeable than any secular so-called "scholar" when it comes to relating the truth about the evil savages who butchered and slaughtered most of our godly Pilgrim ancestors after they arrived on Plymouth Rock.
		Most of Landover's church records dating back to the early 1600's are too gruesome to share with the general public.
		Church historian, Dora Jean Hazlett, is reserved to spending countless days sifting tirelessly through boxes of shrunken heads, tomahawks, and tiny little baby Injun bones in the storage basement of the Landover Baptist American Christian History Museum.
	www.bluecorncomics.com /stype2b5.htm (949 words)

	Landover Baptist Church
		Chris Harper and Mike Allen's, "Landover Baptist Church" is tickling the soft underbelly of the religious right, and causing quite a stir in religious circles all over the internet.
		Landover Baptist youths are applauded for their 'anti-Catholic' actions.
		As a result of the anxiety over the event, a golden calf is erected in the main sanctuary, and 46 church members accidentally stone a man to death for looking at the pastor's wife.
	jmm.aaa.net.au /articles/17318.htm (734 words)

	Landover Baptist Church - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The Landover Baptist site and its associated Landoverbaptist.NET forum is a parody of Evangelical Christianity and the religious right in the United States of America.
		It says that it believes that Native Americans were the first terrorists in American history, and that African Americans (on Landover Baptist called "Coloreds" or "Negroes") should still be slaves and be segregated from whites.
		It states "Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church (444 words)

	The Shutdown of Poppy Dixon's Adult Christianity (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-12)
		It has been documented by reliable sources that former crack whore, Poppy Dixon first started toying with the idea for 'Adult Christianity' while she was under the care of Devil loving nuns, recovering from a 12 day drinking binge at a seedy convent somewhere in New York City.
		A Landover Pastor, and Sin investigator, stumbled across the site one day, and became so upset over it, that he was hospitalized for 7 days, and nearly died as a result.
		She tells us that while she was undercover at one of Dixon's 'church services' she witnessed a bumbled baptism that nearly left an innocent child dead in the water.
	www.landoverbaptist.org /news0699/ac.html (447 words)

	Church - Uncyclopedia
		In one of these churches there was a person hidden behind lots of colourful glass with beautiful pictures.
		A little known fact however is that the church, in 1991 destroyed nearly all written documentation on the existence of stingrays.
		Highly Irrelevant Churches: Church of Alcoa, The Church Of Satan, The One Church, Church of Objectivism, Church of Goatse, Salvation Army
	uncyclopedia.org /wiki/Church (690 words)

	the eBay atheist » Blog Archive » Landover Baptist Church
		Landover Baptist is run by Chris Harper, who is not a Christian and indeed has given speeches at Atheist rallies (as the character Pastor Deacon Fred).
		But Landover Baptist is an example of people laughing at others, not with others or at themselves.
		The guy has to have spent a great deal of time in the church to be that spot on with his satire.
	off-the-map.org /atheist/2006/04/12/landover-baptist-church (2365 words)

	Indians For Christ - Tamil Church (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-12)
		The Indians For Christ, Washington Metro Tamil Congregation (Church) is an inter-denominational fellowship of South Asian Christians.
		Regardless of their denominational affiliation, all members shall recognize that any such affiliation is secondary to commitment they make to Christ and His Kingdom, and to the spiritual oversight of the elders and the corporate discernment of the WMTC under the authority of scriptures and the Holy Spirit of Christ.
		Church located 2.2 miles from Twin Brook and 1.8 miles from Rockville Metro Station (Red Line).
	www.washingtontamilchurch.org (761 words)

	OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown \| FAQ
		Landover is trying to pass itself off as a real Baptist church in order to spread misconceptions about Christians in general and Baptists in particular, as well as perverting the message of Jesus so as to make it unpalatable to people ignorant of the Lord.
		Landover apologists argue that Americhrist Ltd. -- the scoundrels behind Landover -- are just engaging in "satire", but this is not the case.
		What the people behind Landover are instead doing is intentionally saying things that they know will elicit strong emotional reactions in groups susceptible to disbelief -- for instance slandering singing groups popular with teens -- while linking these obvious lies with the word "Christian", thereby inculcating anti-Christianity in the hapless readers.
	objectiveministries.org /shutdown/faq.html (892 words)

	Landover Hills Baptist Church
		We welcome you as a guest with the hopes that you become part of the family.
		With many attractions in the area to remind us of our great heritage, we are reminded of the great love, which God demonstrated for us in the giving of His Son.
		Landover Hills is a place where everyone is seen as a minister.
	www.lhbcmd.org (324 words)

	What We (God) Believes
		As most churches liberalize themselves and reject the commandments written by God in the Holy Bible, the Landover Baptist Church continues to do exactly what scripture teaches every Christian to do.
		Our Church Campus is located in Freehold, Iowa and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you'd ever care to set your eyes upon.
		Anyone who does not conform to the dress code at Landover Baptist will be fined no less than $300.00 a violation.
	www.landoverbaptist.org /beliefs.html (846 words)

	landover baptist church information (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-12)
		Pastor Ebeneezer Smith of the Landover Baptist Church commented, "The demonic characteristics of the Jar Jar...
		Landover Baptist Church finds that the only way to resolve this problem...
		The Landover Baptist Church is an Internet site which serves the home of a fictional church of the same name.
	www.property-gd.com /articles/84/landover-baptist-church.html (598 words)

	landover baptist church Information and Resources - God Has A Dream by Archbishop Desmond Tutu
		The Landover Baptist Church® is not intended for readers under 18 years...
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	www.godhasadream.com /church/landover-baptist-church (611 words)

	Article Detail - Sort ASC
		Church investigators immediately determined that the Wiccans were probably from out of town, and had been sent here to disrupt the construction of this year's Christian Halloween Hell House.
		The less visible side of why Landover Baptist does such credible satire and parody is reputedly that it was founded by a couple of guys trained as Baptist preachers.
		Therefore, there's an all too strong ring of truth to the irrational doctrines of Landover Baptist Church, of course the best such church possible, and one Falwell himself should be jealous he's not allowed to join, even were he to offer a large donation.
	www.witchvox.com /wren/wn_detaila.html?id=16292 (1109 words)

	-- Beliefnet.com
		Landover Baptist Church offers the finest rewards to its members, and now we are making those rewards available to the unsaved public.
		Since we do not allow unsaved persons within a 15 mile radius of our church, or any of our Christian Properties, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for YOU, the unsaved individual, to get saved, get a beautiful love gift, and gain access to our church and facilities.
		Occasionally, Beliefnet will update our readers on the goings-on around Landover Baptist, the fictional fundamentalist church whose name is becoming synonymous with self-righteousness everywhere.
	www.beliefnet.com /story/3/story_360_1.html (332 words)

	Quite Interesting
		I do find it quite interesting though that you should pick out such a horrible example of Christianity as Landover Baptist church to post as a link on your site.
		Obviously if a church can be so "wicked" in it's views, athiests can also be good in theirs.
		If you can't see that Landover is a parody of christians, you haven't looked at it much.
	www.suite101.com /discussion.cfm/atheism/48759/1-4 (1823 words)

	Pot-Shots At Landover Baptist Too Mild Jim Snapp II (Reply) (5-01)
		For people who "insist on truthfulness," your outrage at the deception being perpetrated by "Landover Baptist Church" seems rather mild.
		Truly the two most dishonest moves I've encountered in recent times (from atheists) have been the letters discrediting the Murray-O'Hair family, saying they had stolen a large sum of money from the organization, and the recent attempt by Kim Shultz to use our registered service mark as the title of her personal web page.
		Landover's playful satire of Fundamentalist Christianity is child's play -- almost legitimate (and perfectly legal) -- in comparison to these (highly illegal) attempts to steal, in all seriousness, somebody's very reputation.
	www.positiveatheism.org /mail/eml9063.htm (307 words)

	NEOISSUE.com: Religion
		The Landover Baptist Church is a web site that serves as the home of a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa...
		One problem is that frequently, a church may not have someone technical to take on the webmaster role.
		A second issue is that many churches end up by creating sites purely to inform their own members, or else their sites unwittingly exclude outsiders by their use of 'churchy' language and concepts.
	www.neoissue.com /religion.html (294 words)

	Landover Baptist Church Staff Area
		Boasting in the Lord is no crime, so we make available to the unsaved public, impressive photographs and brief biographies of all leading staff members at Landover Baptist Church.
		We believe that Landover Baptist has everything the secular world has to offer, only it's better, because it's Christian.
		We ask that you conform to God's standards: renounce homosexuality, renounce liberalism, renounce the Catholic Church, renounce this Devil Run World, and continue on with your everyday life, knowing that you are eternally secure.
	www.landoverbaptist.org /staff (331 words)

	In a Lather Over Landover (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-12)
		One link that would definitely be in the list is to Landover Baptist Church.
		The Landover Baptist Church® uses invented names in every article, except in cases when public figures are being satirized.
		For myself, I find a visit Landover Baptist Church to be a good way to stop taking it all so seriously, and get a few laughs now and again.
	www.bee.net /cardigan/attic/050502.htm (416 words)

	Baptist - Webled.com
		[ Dallas Baptist University is pleased to announce the opening of its ]...
		[ The Landover Baptist Church® is not intended for readers under 18 ]...
		[ The Southern Baptist worldwide missions enterprise is funded in large ]...
	www.webled.com /Baptist.htm (207 words)

	Landover Baptist \| Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.
		The expression "miniature horse lovers" took on a unseemly connotation in the paddocks and barns of Iowa
		If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website.
		If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to click on this link and we'll help you get started on processing your eternal security certification right away!
	www.landoverbaptist.org (383 words)

	SoApBoX » Blog Archive » An open letter to Landover Baptist Church (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-12)
		Landover Baptist, as well as Betty Bowers and Whitehouse.org, are some of my favorite sites for biting satire…; and watching these brainwashed sheep not seeing the hypocrisy of their own churches is hilarious beyond words.
		A Landover “troll” recently appeared and posted outrageous stuff, making out that he was a Christian.
		I appreciate some of the Landover humor, but not “message board terrorism”.
	www.ericbrooks.com /soapbox/article.php?p=160 (559 words)

	The Landover Baptist Church Forums
		Hosted by LBC's Wash O'Hanley, AM radio conservative talk show celebrity and Master-Debater.
		This forum is dedicated to the history of Christianity, and its impact on the history of the world.
		Featured editorials, letters to the GODLY Pastors of Landover, local news, advise columns.
	www.landoverbaptist.net (368 words)

	The Passion of The Christ \| Landover Baptist Church Flyer
		Church Members, I've got to tell you this movie is fantastic!
		I want you to print out these flyers and nail them to the doors of unsaved family homes with the same authentic replica gold-plated 9-Inch-Nails that the mean old hairy Jews drove through Jesus' innocent snow-white limbs.
		These lovely nails are available for prices starting as low as $27 at the Landover Baptist Gift Shop (a Mel Gibson The Passion of the Christ authorized merchant and moneychanger)!
	landoverbaptist.org /news0304/passionflyer.html (141 words)

	Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
		Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
		The Landover Baptist Church Forums > Landover Baptist Church Forums > Parenting for Christians
		To assure that you get full credit for your donation in Heaven, giving to the Landover Baptist Church or forum thereof is not tax-deductible on earth and will secure you no worldly (ascertainable, material) gain.
	landoverbaptist.net /showthread.php?t=245 (493 words)

	Landover Baptist Church site Discussion \| Its All Politics (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-12)
		And note that they have a video room inside the church that allows for the young to play video games, AFTER attending church in the 16,000 arena.
		I belive that landover is a creation of betty bowers or maybe the other way round I'm not sure.
		I heard that Landover was a parody of the Westboro Baptist Church, which are off the deep end.
	www.itsallpolitics.com /-vp94636.html (1176 words)

	Chemtrail Central :: View topic - Landover Baptist Church - WTF
		After all, Moses used spies and certainly our Godly president is leading us into the promised land so spying on whoever might be suspected of standing in the way of his vision should be absolutely ok.
		I only hope that Landover is using cookies like they use at the White House to track the ungodly, unsaved folks who visit here.
		Also some babtise churches don't follow the same guidelines as "normal" christian churches.
	www.chemtrailcentral.com /forum/msg94932.html (870 words)

	Parody Baptist website (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-12)
		They specifically warn that the "unsaved" are not welcome, however.
		Like many Southern Baptist congregations, they expend their arrows not just on Atheists, Satanists, and other secular humanists, but also on the Scarlet Woman.
		The report of their secret investigator in Rome might be worth a look; parts of it are more subtle and witty than the crude teaser on their home page.
	www.cyberussr.com /adg/posts/landoverbaptist.html (92 words)

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