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| | Imelda Marcos vs. Leona Helmsley @ WWWF Grudge Match |
 | | Unknown to Leona, Imelda has brought with her the deadly Filipino Pigmy Death Hatchet (tm), and while Leona is bending over in pain from the last knee to the midsection, Imelda, with one Swift and Cunning Stroke (tm), cuts off both her feet, therefore making the purchase of shoes a moot point. |
 | | Leona may be tough, she may be a bitch, but a) she's been in jail the last few years or whatever, and she has been away from the high stakes world of subtle bitchery, hanging around Berthas who use four-letter words. |
 | | Leona remains dumbfounded at the scene and is apprehended for shoplifting, returning her to an overjoyed cellmate and further sordid adventures untold... |
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