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| | Mickey Fab and the scandal of free shower caps | Special reports | Guardian Unlimited |
 | | There would be "anger and incredulity" in Lichfield, Mickey said, and that while hospitals and police were being "slashed", the asylum seekers were being "put up in luxury accommodation" - at the Hilton hotel. |
 | | No doubt in another century, the new MP for Lichfield, Mr Wakil Ahmed, will be moaning about Inuits who arrive here in their birch bark canoes, scrounging off the welfare system, at a time when many Lichfield folk cannot even afford to buy private jets for their children. |
 | | While Mickey Fab was furious about their luxury hotel, no doubt featuring complimentary shower caps, shampoo, and minibars stocked with rancid goats' milk, Geoffrey Clifton-Brown was furious about the hostel where they are now staying in his constituency. |
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