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	Lightbulb joke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The lightbulb joke is an example of an endless-variations joke and has possibly thousands of versions covering every imaginable culture, belief, occupation and special-interest group.
		A: Ten — one to hold the lightbulb and nine to behave in a fashion generally associated with a negative stereotype of that group.
		Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (lightbulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part ("Receptacle"), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (lightbulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local and federal statutes.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Lightbulb_joke (10064 words)

	Lightbulb jokes
		One to Fouriev transform the lightbulb, one to apply a complex exponential rotational shifting operator, and one to inverse transform the removed lightbulb.
		A: Twelve: one to screw in the lightbulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets.
		One to change the lightbulb, three to protest the offense committed by the lightbulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the lightbulb.
	www.eyrie.org /~thad/strange/lightbulbs.html (22294 words)

	Lightbulb joke - Art History Online Reference and Guide (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-20)
		A: Ten - one to hold the lightbulb and nine to behave in a fashion generally associated with a negative stereotype of that group.
		You must be on Toronto time, that lightbulb has already been replaced for an hour and a half now and all the lads've gone fishin'.
		A: Twenty five; one to change the lightbulb, one to shoot the man that sold him the lightbulb, twenty to invade the village of the man who sold the lightbulb and demolish all the homes in the street he lived in, and three to denounce as antisemitic anyone who thinks it is an overreaction.
	www.arthistoryclub.com /art_history/Lightbulb_joke (7691 words)

	Lightbulb Joke Warehouse
		You are aware according to 9 different surveys, 21% to 67% of the time the defender actually had to shoot the gun to change the lightbulb.
		And after the lightbulb factories were blown up, we could watch CNN/ MSNBC/ ABCBSNBC to see the heartbreaking stories of how the poor palis at their madrasas had to squint to read their lessons.
		Lightbulbs, in all their dizzying array, are anethema to Shar'ia, or Islamic laws.
	tedbarlowfaq.blogspot.com (8853 words)

	College Lightbulb Jokes
		Eleven---one to change the lightbulb** and ten to share the experience.
		Two--One to change the lightbulb** and one to crack under the pressure.
		one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
	www.angelfire.com /de/funnies/lightbulb.html (728 words)

	WeirdSpace Encyclopedia: The Sillyverse
		Jimmy Jay assures everyone that a lightbulb has indeed been acquired and is in the final stages of getting screwed in.
		Rob blames the delay on his heavy workload and promises that the bulb will be installed in a few days.
		His fans drool, which on closer inspection turns out to be because they've all had lobotomies.
	www.weirdspace.dk /Jokes.htm (1018 words)

	Lightbulb (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-20)
		Lightbulb specializes in the construction and deployment of solutions for portals, intranet, extranets, ecommerce, publishing and information management for a variety of industries.
		Workgroups need better tools to manage increasingly complex projects and share acquired knowledge easily.
		Lightbulb can illuminate the way and provide solutions with a combination of expert knowledge and solid software foundation with our Filament family of products and services.
	www.lightbulb.com (189 words)

	How Many Craigslisters Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb? (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-20)
		How Many Craigslisters Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
		How many Craiglisters does it takes to change a light bulb?
		6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...
	www.craigslist.org /about/best/chi/22511071.html (348 words)

	New Gibraltar Encyclopedia of Progressive Rock PO-PU
		It has very poppy sound, not prog or psyschedelic rock.
		This is the case for last three PT albums, Stupid Dream, Lightbulb Sun and the latest In Absentia.
		They are British type modern rock albums, I think music and lyrics of these albums can be thought as an underground and more trippy version of Radiohead.
	www.gepr.net /po.html (15784 words)

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