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	Lightbulb jokes (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.cs.unc.edu) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-17)
		One to change the lightbulb, and 5 to show earlier versions that influenced it, and 5 to say that the changing was actually done by the changers apprentice.
		And the joke is that during sorority rush, the sisters all greet their new would-be pledges by standing out on the house steps and singing.
		One to change the lightbulb, three to protest the offense committed by the lightbulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the lightbulb.
	www.eyrie.org.cob-web.org:8888 /~thad/strange/lightbulbs.html (22317 words)

	Wikinfo \| Joke (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-09-17)
		A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader.
		Jokes have been the subject of serious academic study, a notable example being Sigmund Freud's "Jokes and Their Relationship to the Unconscious".
		Jokes often depend for humour on the unexpected, the mildly taboo (which can include the distasteful or socially improper), or the playing on stereotypes and other cultural myths.
	www.wikinfo.org /wiki.php?title=joke (2847 words)

	Economist Jokes
		Though some jokes are more general and economist could be substituted with some else profession I try to maintain the "purity" of the page.
		Economist related joke: Definition: Policy Analyst is someone unethical enough to be a lawyer, impractical enough to be a theologian, and pedantic enough to be an economist.
		Jokes about lawyers, blondes and many others can be found for example from various Humor Archives like Jokes and Humour.
	netec.mcc.ac.uk /JokEc.html (12337 words)

	Lightbulb Joke Warehouse
		You are aware according to 9 different surveys, 21% to 67% of the time the defender actually had to shoot the gun to change the lightbulb.
		And after the lightbulb factories were blown up, we could watch CNN/ MSNBC/ ABCBSNBC to see the heartbreaking stories of how the poor palis at their madrasas had to squint to read their lessons.
		Lightbulbs, in all their dizzying array, are anethema to Shar'ia, or Islamic laws.
	tedbarlowfaq.blogspot.com (8853 words)

	Math jokes collection by Andrej and Elena Cherkaev
		Sometimes, people tend to attribute the jokes either to their beloved teachers (Peter Lax is so far the champion) or to legendary figures as Norbert Wiener or Paul Erdos; similarly, physical jokes are attributed to Albert Einstein or Niels Bohr and geometrical theorems - to Euclid.
		The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.
		Changing a lightbulb is a special case of a more general theorem concerning the maintain and repair of an electrical system.
	www.math.utah.edu /~cherk/mathjokes.html (9904 words)

	lightbulb joke - Dev Shed
		Even though most programmers contend that this is a hardware problem, there have nevertheless been speculations over the amount of lightbulb changers that would be required coming from a background in a certain programming language, and how they would go about it.
		28: Ten to detect the need for a lightbulb, two to requisition the new bulb, two to complete the order for the bulb, five to process the order request, ten to fulfill and deliver the order, and one to change it.
		Two - one to go looking for a non-proprietary lightbulb solution, the other to post about how proprietary lightbulb installations are a bad thing and GNU/Lightbulb is much better, especially if the installation involves jamming a penguin into an outdated socket.
	forums.devshed.com /dev-shed-lounge-26/lightbulb-joke-285041.html (1749 words)

	Ivy League Lightbulb Jokes -- Jokes2Go.com Lists
		Eleven -- one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
		Two -- One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
		Seventy-six -- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
	www.jokes2go.com /lists/list43.html (287 words)

	Instrument Jokes
		These jokes are a continually-growing collection, and unfortunately, I can no longer remember which jokes I heard from whom.
		I put the organ jokes here because I thought it made sense to put them next to the piano jokes.
		Upon finding no replacement, he takes the original apart, repairs it with a chewing gum wrapper and duct tape, changes the screw mount to bayonet mount, finds an appropriate patch cable, and re-installs the bulb fifty feet from where it should have been, to the satisfaction of the rest of the band.
	www.mit.edu /~jcb/jokes (9107 words)

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