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	Lightbulb joke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		The lightbulb joke is an example of an endless-variations joke and has possibly thousands of versions covering every imaginable culture, belief, occupation and special-interest group.
		They´ll invade the factory, free the workers, say that lightbulbs are weapons of mass destruction and should be banned, and then deny they sold them to the factory in the first place.
		The jokes are by no means limited to English-speaking countries.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Lightbulb_joke (2899 words)

	Talk:Lightbulb joke - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		So I suggest we take out most jokes, basically rip every list section into a separate article (if they are needed at all) - lightbulb joke (Star Trek), lightbulb jokes (jobs), lightbulb jokes (nation) or just stuff them all into List of lightbulb jokes.
		This article should cover the joke in general, giving the history (the origins of the joke would be very interesting), reasons for its prevalence, similar jokes, overview of variations, how it is spread, what are the general characteristics, etc. Paranoid 20:32, 30 Jul 2004 (UTC)
		Objectively, may be it's better to move these subculture-specific jokes into a separate article - unless we aim provide a comprehensive collection, there is little reason to provide jokes other than the general ones.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Talk:Lightbulb_joke (4512 words)

	Lightbulb jokes
		One to Fouriev transform the lightbulb, one to apply a complex exponential rotational shifting operator, and one to inverse transform the removed lightbulb.
		And the joke is that during sorority rush, the sisters all greet their new would-be pledges by standing out on the house steps and singing.
		One to change the lightbulb, three to protest the offense committed by the lightbulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the lightbulb.
	www.eyrie.org /~thad/strange/lightbulbs.html (22265 words)

	Lightbulb Joke Warehouse
		You are aware according to 9 different surveys, 21% to 67% of the time the defender actually had to shoot the gun to change the lightbulb.
		And after the lightbulb factories were blown up, we could watch CNN/ MSNBC/ ABCBSNBC to see the heartbreaking stories of how the poor palis at their madrasas had to squint to read their lessons.
		Lightbulbs, in all their dizzying array, are anethema to Shar'ia, or Islamic laws.
	tedbarlowfaq.blogspot.com (8853 words)

	Aha! Jokes > Lightbulb jokes > Joke collection 76 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		One to change the lightbulb and thirty to flame them for picking the wrong wattage.
		And they change the same bulb over and over and over again and still no one notices it's been changed so they change it again and again and then they even discuss it and then someone flames them for not doing it in rec.humor.d.
		Isn't this the place for FUNNY jokes ?", one to post in after two months "What's this lightbulb joke you're all talking about ?", one to repost it a month later thinking it's a new joke, one to post "I didn't get it.
	www.ahajokes.com /lig076.html (553 words)

	Aha! Jokes > Lightbulb jokes > Joke collection 78 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		One screws in the lightbulb, but seven more do too, due to a software bug.
		One to ask to be on the lightbulb gif mailing list, nine to say "ME TOO!", and another to post a message asking for the intructions on how to view a lightbulb.
		A: 300--one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death.
	www.ahajokes.com /lig078.html (276 words)

	lightbulb joke - Dev Shed
		Even though most programmers contend that this is a hardware problem, there have nevertheless been speculations over the amount of lightbulb changers that would be required coming from a background in a certain programming language, and how they would go about it.
		28: Ten to detect the need for a lightbulb, two to requisition the new bulb, two to complete the order for the bulb, five to process the order request, ten to fulfill and deliver the order, and one to change it.
		Two - one to go looking for a non-proprietary lightbulb solution, the other to post about how proprietary lightbulb installations are a bad thing and GNU/Lightbulb is much better, especially if the installation involves jamming a penguin into an outdated socket.
	forums.devshed.com /dev-shed-lounge-26/lightbulb-joke-285041.html (1481 words)

	eclecticism: Republican lightbulb joke
		and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
		The Answer is SEVEN: one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about...
		Lightbulb Joke 2005: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?
	www.michaelhanscom.com /eclecticism/2004/05/republican_ligh.html (335 words)

	The Lightbulb Joke
		One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be changed,
		One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the lightbulb needs to be changed,
		And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
	www.monkeyrivertown.com /brains.php?ART=588 (169 words)

	The JIS Lightbulb Joke Page (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Alas, a search of the JIS reveals actually there are no original lightbulb jokes -- they all sprung from the ground fully formed on the otherwise quiet afternoon when T. Edison's assistant walked into his employer's lab and saw three small round-ish objects lying on the table.
		Five; one to change the lightbulb, and four to say, 'I could do that if I practised'.
		One female juggler, to change it, and two hundred and ninety nine male jugglers, to stand around watching her.
	www.juggling.org /help/misc/lightbulbs.html (358 words)

	Tyresmoke.Net: The Lightbulb Joke thread
		Just one, as long as there's a roadie there to actually fetch the ladder, hold it steady, test the switch, remove the old bulb and insert the new one to a point where the drummer himself can just turn it slightly, and then wait for the roadie to flick the switch on again.
		They are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source.
		A: Three: One to turn up the day before when you're out, one to change the switch, and one to bring along the wrong kind of bulb.
	www.tyresmoke.net /ubbthreads/showflat.php?Number=637273 (545 words)

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	Lightbulb joke page (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		The trick is to get them inside the lightbulb.
		One to hold the bulb and four to turn the ladder.
		They hold their bulbs and wait for the world to revolve around them.
	www.squidge.org /nroberts/lightbulb.html (330 words)

	Funny Lightbulb Jokes :: Ozzy (Lightbulb joke)
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	tedbarlow
		I’ll include them all in the order they were posted, plus all the jokes I can find from commentors and other bloggers.
		If you’ve written a joke and I haven’t linked to it, feel free to put it in the comments or email me, and I’ll include it in the Museum.
		As is so often the case, the best jokes are not by me. If you're not reading the comments, you're missing out.
	tedbarlow.blogspot.com /2003_01_12_tedbarlow_archive.html (3567 words)

	Pegasus - Yet Another Lightbulb Joke
		I have no idea who originally wrote this particular lightbulb joke (below), but it tickled my horsefeathers when I read it.
		You may even have seen it already, circulating through your email.
		(Thanks to T for sending this to my pet Human!) Of course MY answers to the lightbulb question are MUCH better, so be sure to read both...
	www.evolvingdoor.ca /pegasus/lightbulb.htm (299 words)

	eclecticism: Lightbulb Joke 2005 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-22)
		Jordan — as it turns out, I posted that exact joke a while ago.
		I’d completely forgotten about until I posted this one, and then looked over in the “Related Entries” in the sidebar to the right, and there’s the other one, right at the top of the list.
		Republican lightbulb joke: How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?
	www.michaelhanscom.com /eclecticism/2005/01/lightbulb_joke.html (326 words)

	tedbarlow
		As with other bizarre Clinton-haters who have made such a joke of our national discourse, Mrs.
		CARLSON (continuing directly): But after a half-minute of personal conversation, she launched into a treatise on malaria, its causes and its cures, its prevalence in the Third World and what Congress should do about it.
		All this to a deathly ill man, who might have welcomed a joke, or two, or a piece of news from the cloakroom of the Senate.
	tedbarlow.blogspot.com (10021 words)

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		One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
	www.randomjoke.com /topic/lightbulb.php (77 words)

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