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	Fart lighting - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
		Fart Lighting, also reffered to as a "Blue Blazer", "Blue Dart","Blue Flame", or "Blue Angel" is the practice of setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence.
		After lighting his fart, Kenny goes to the hospital; through a series of events they replace his heart with a baked potato and it explodes, killing him and sending him to hell.
		A Bud Light beer commercial which aired during the 2004 Super Bowl featured a horse farting towards a woman holding a lit candle resulting in an explosion which burns the lady.
	en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Lighting_farts (967 words)

	Fart Lighting Involves Setting to Fire the Gases Produced During Farting
		Farts are a usually the result of eating food that a person is unable to digest, over-eating, or due to gas produced by some food that the person has eaten.
		Fart lighting involves setting to fire the gases which are produced while farting as the fart gases are combustible.
		Even though fart lighting has comical value attached to it, but it is discouraged because of the fact that there is a certain degree of risk attached to it.
	www.dotfart.com /fart_lighting.php (321 words)

	IDSnews.com (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		The fart is born from the body's breakdown of food undigested by stomach acid -- the first step in food digestion.
		Although farts are comprised of more than the methane gas produced by this reaction, methane gas and hydrogen are the chemicals necessary to make farting into a science prank, causing an explosion when a fart is lit.
		Lighting a fart, however, can be a very dangerous prank to undertake because the flame can back up into a person's colon or clothing, and other surroundings may be burned.
	www.idsnews.com /news/story.php?id=32558 (1316 words)

	SPLASH! movie Reviews (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Anyway her fart bubble erupts to the surface of the tub very shortly after she explains what the song Iron Butterfly Innogaddadivita's story is. She then lights her fart, it's becomes a short-lived ball flames, and she apologizes for her fart.
		The Bus stops just after a guy first smells a fl girls fart then that fl girl leaps off the bus while farting as she is the last to land outside the bus.
		Gwen leans into the couch and a fart is heard, she then proceeds to blame it on one of the guys who are sitting on the couch.
	hometown.aol.com /fartingwanted/SPLASHmovieReviews.html (3274 words)

	Website Madness With Fact Boy -- August 1999 (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		That made me think, "Hmmm, I love to fart, and I want the world to know that." My thought is this, "If you gotta fart, you might as well have fun with it!" *.
		This can be expanded from lighting a fart * * * to holding your wife's head under the covers and farting to walking by a crowd of people and releasing a pippop * that they will sure not forget.
		In closing, farts are funny * * *.
	www.theshrubbery.com /0899/fact0899.html (621 words)

	Lighting Fixtures - Fart Lighting Video (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.netlab.uky.edu) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		The lighting contractor will be installing new street light poles and fixtures in the parking field this week.
		A standard incandescent light is very inefficient because much of the energy it uses is turned into heat instead of light.
		The quality of light produced by a compact fluorescent is comparable to that of the incandescent bulb.
	lighting-fixtures.info.cob-web.org:8888 /Fart-Lighting-Video.html (309 words)

	DURHAM UNIVERSITY FART LIGHTING SOCIETY (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		I would of hoped however that it had more info on the history of Fart Lighting.
		Fart Lighting is second only to Fart Biting in historical importance.
		The most amazing of them all was the fart-o-licious pics of the fart team.
	www.spacerad.com /calandmal/00115.html (353 words)

	YesButNoButYes: Top Ten Fart Lighting Videos
		After reviewing over 100 fart lighting videos on the net, here are the ten best.
		Civilization is surely doomed when there are enough fart lighting videos on the web for 10 of them to be considered the best.
		This was on google vids, and it featured a guy using his fart to light a candle from about 2 or 3 feet away.
	www.yesbutnobutyes.com /archives/2006/05/top_ten_fart_li.html (601 words)

	Fire Fart (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		This video of a guy lighting a candle by setting his fart on fire is obviously fake.
		(Given that the video is one big fart joke, it's probably not safe for work, though it's otherwise work safe.) However, it seems that a number of people actually think it's real.
		When I was in Navy boot camp fart lighting was an every night occurance after lights out, however the effect was a ball of fire not a jet.
	www.museumofhoaxes.com /hoax/weblog/comments/3872 (402 words)

	Farts (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Because so many of you have been asking fart related questions and because there is no other forum in which to "air" these issues, we are proud to announce the addition of a new weekly feature on this site: Ask Dr. Rex.
		Rex....I was just sitting around,bored last week,when I felt a real gaseous fart coming on.So I leaned back on the couch and clicked my Bic lighter and cut loose with a real beauty.It blew a flame about a foot out of my butt.
		The problem is,I didnt realise that some littles fibers on the couch were smoldering.I left the house to go for a ride on my bike aand when I came back the house was on fire.The flames had gutted my entire living room before the firemen put it out.
	members.aol.com /Cinnabar1/34.html (408 words)

	Lighting A Fart - Related Articles @ Funny.co.uk (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		describe an experiment to impress a girl by lighting a fart
		in retrospect lighting the match was my big mistake but i was only trying to retri
		in retrospect lighting the match was my big mistake but i was only trying to retrieve the gerbil radio clip
	www.funny.co.uk /keywords/lighting-a-fart.html (209 words)

	Farts - This article is about the word fart itself. For information on the bodily function of passing intestinal gas ...
		Farts - This article is about the word fart itself.
		A reporter is interupted by a man that runs by and farts.
		Every fart has the potential of greatness and all farts are not the same so it makes sense that recording them should.
	www.dynamicpagerank.com /farts-84491.html (2071 words)

	La Petite Zine
		This is where you go to watch scantily-clad bimbos gyrate on firepoles while a dirty old geezer sings perv songs and guzzles beer faster than you can dump it on the ground.
		It's a world where bellybutton lint is celebrated, porn starlets give household hints, and lighting a firecracker stuck in a pile of dogshit is considered a Worthwhile Scientific Experiment.
		And anyone who dares to ask a stupid question like "Why would anyone even WANT to light a fart?" can expect to get beaten with a bratwurst, savagely wedgied, and dropped out a window.
	www.lapetitezine.org /pelligrino.html (614 words)

	DURHAM UNIVERSITY FART LIGHTING SOCIETY (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		I'm happy to review for you today and educational web site called Durham University Fart Lighting Society.
		Which I found to be rich in educational value and good day to day tips.
		I think history is the key to understanding ourselves and our future.
	www.spacerad.com /comic/review/00115.html (341 words)

	The FLS II (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		We are about MUCH more than lighting farts.
		And occasionally, we light a fart or two.
		Some of the best times that have been had have been had by The Fart Lighters Society.
	groups.msn.com /theflsii (138 words)

	This Weeks Advice
		Last week a group of us guys from our High School got together and had a fart lighting contest.
		Several studies show that it is possible to have the fart actually explode within the colon.
		However, the same studies have shown that there is an entire class of people that for them, this is not a problem.
	www.askuncleralph.com /archive/June-2-2002.htm (310 words)

	[No title] (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		1.Describe an experiment to impress a girl by lighting a fart.
		What risks would you run in lighting a fart and what are the benefits?
		Write a balanced chemical equation to describe the reaction that takes place when an eggy fart is lit in a pub with a match.
	www.qsl.net /9a5aac/jokes/num_sexexam_eng.htm (281 words)

	SportingNews.com - fart stories
		The fart was smallish, but the follow-through was phenomenal.
		A closer examination of the website after I had cleaned up revealed that one must never light farts when not wearing pants.
		Although my fart lighting days are over before they even started, I would really like to hear from anyone who has:
	forums-beta.sportingnews.com /topic.php?p=1265615 (831 words)

	Pyroflatulence and fart lighting at ~JamBell.com~ (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.netlab.uky.edu) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Pyroflatulence is basically the art of lighting intestinal gas, or a fart to you and me. It is a potentially hazardous trick to pull off and I would not recomend you try it.
		However, if you are foolish like me and insist on having a go, ensure you have some natural fabric (like cotton) between the flame and your backside.
		Be warned though, if you do try this at a party and the fart fails to light, you basically stink the room out and will probably be asked to leave.
	www.jambell.com.cob-web.org:8888 /other/pyro.html (221 words)

	Fart Discussions : spambot is back :-( (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Everybody loves our new online greeting cards, complete with some of our greatest farts ever.
		I've tried to delete all the summy spam, but it's tough to keep up with.
		We want to talk about implimenting farts into everyday life here not some useless crap they want to sell us.
	www.farts.com /discussions/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=22&t=000082 (200 words)

	Mr. Pooky's Stinky Fart and Burp Links (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Did you know that people fart an average of 10-15 times a day!
		The Fart Factory is serious about making the highest quality farts out there.
		This is a great site that even has fart lighting videos, WOW!!
	farts.netcarver.com /links.htm (174 words)

	Free Milk and Cows, Grandma Moves to Trailer Park, Quit Smoking?, Fart Lighting a Sport?
		Free Milk and Cows, Grandma Moves to Trailer Park, Quit Smoking?, Fart Lighting a Sport?
		I’ve never heard of anyplace that holds contest for fart lighting.
		Sports such as professional skateboarding and trick bicycle riding.
	www.askuncleralph.com /archive/August-24-2003.htm (674 words)

	Lighting Farts & The Dangers Of Fart Lighting (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.netlab.uky.edu) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Lighting Farts & The Dangers Of Fart Lighting (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.netlab.uky.edu)
		Fart of the Day" sent straight to your E-mail every day!
		Sign up now and get a free E-mail account and reserve your own farts.com website address.
	www.farts.com.cob-web.org:8888 /kc/justbecause.htm (107 words)

	PasTV - The Sick section... (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
		Probably the funniest fart lighting clip I've seen, the sound makes it all
		Fart lighting that looks like it goes horribly wrong
		This one takes the biscuit, or should that be smoke, a woman smoking (no, not with her mouth lips!)
	linux.tc3net.com /~darwin/gross (352 words)

	Funny fart lighting storys. - The Unofficial Opie and Anthony Message Board - Wackbag.com
		Mayby i should of posted this in What ive learned.
		" If your a hairy lil Italian kid dont light farts in the buff"
		This might be one of those had to be there stories.
	www.wackbag.com /showthread.php?t=8793 (312 words)

	YouTube - funny fart
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		americas funiest vids pubes fire because lighting fart very funny (more) (less)
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	www.youtube.com /watch?v=zBSIdGFxAe8 (66 words)

	Fart Lighting Accident (via CobWeb/3.1 planetlab2.netlab.uky.edu) (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
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	Fart Lighting Video Clip (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-10-14)
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		Here we witness the highly respected and ancient art of fart lighting.
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	www.unoriginal.co.uk /footage6_5.html (381 words)

	Fart Lighting Accident- Dumb
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		Description: This dude decides to light a fart and when he does he catches his clothes on fire!
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	Velociworld: Wherein I Rethink My Approach
		Posted by: sadie at March 30, 2005 04:49 AM
		Projectile vomiting and fart lighting also come to mind.
		Posted by: Jim - PRS at March 30, 2005 05:26 AM
	www.velociworld.com /Velociblog/Oldvelocity/002028.html (258 words)

	Fart Lighting Accident
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		This dude decides to light a fart and when he does he catches his clothes on fire!
		File Size: 146 KB - Current rating: 5.65 - 79 Votes
	www.guzer.com /videos/fire_farting_accident.php (58 words)

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