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| | MiamiHerald.com | 03/16/2003 | A different kind of French kiss (Site not responding. Last check: 2007-08-05) |
 | | The French view us as a bunch of fat, simplistic, SUV-driving, gum-chewing, gun-shooting, mall-dwelling, John Wayne cowboys who put ketchup on everything we eat, including breath mints. |
 | | Whereas we view the French as a bunch of snotty, hygiene-impaired, pseudo-intellectual, snail-slurping weenies whose sole military accomplishment in the past 100 years was inventing the tasseled combat boot. |
 | | And the relationship continues to this very day, when, many of the words that we use all the time, such as ''French fries,'' ''French toast,'' ''French kiss,'' ''French poodle'' and ''Chef Boy-Ar-Dee,'' are, believe it or not, actually of French origin. |
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